There are mentions of nsfw subjects here. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. If this makes you uncomfortable please skip.Β (But just mentions its mostly funny)Β
I did so much background work for this so ya'll better vote and comment.
Megumi: You'd really do that for me?
Sukuna: I would do a lot of things to you, Fushiguro Megumi.
Megumi:
Megumi: You mean FOR me?
Sukuna: Oh, that too.
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Megumi: You've been pulling an all nighter for three days straight now. Go to sleep. You look like shit.
Sukuna: Well... you look great :)
Megumi: More reason to got to bed with me then
Sukuna:Β 0////0
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Megumi: Do not eat it now. The food's still hot.
Β Sukuna: So? You're hot and I still eat you.
Β Megumi:Β
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Megumi: I think I can take Sukuna.
Yuuji: In a fight? right?
Megumi:
Β Yuuji: IN A FIGHT, RIGHT???
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Sukuna: You have really nice hands.
Megumi: Um, thanks?
Sukuna: I bet they'd look even better wrapped around my--
Yuuji: BIBLE! WRAPPED AROUND THE BIBLE! BLESS THE LORD!
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Β Enemy: We have your son.
Sukuna, confused: No, you don't. I don't have a son.
Enemy: It says 'Daddy' here on the contact name.
Sukuna:
Β Sukuna: YOU KIDNAPED MY BOYFRIEND!?
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Megumi: *sings* I want you to the boneΒ
Sukuna: Yeah I want to bone you too baby
Megumi:
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Yuuji: Hey megumi nice top.
Megumi: Thanks I got in on sale fromβ
Sukuna: I have a name, you brat.Β
Megumi:
Yuuji:
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Office setting with Boss!Megumi and staff!SukunaΒ
Β Megumi: Do you know why I called you in here?Β
Sukuna: Because I accidentally sent you a dick pic.Β
Megumi:Β
Megumi: Accidentally?Β
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Sukuna: Humans have 206 bones in their body, but do you know that you can get one extra bone in you?Β
Megumi: How?Β
Sukuna: Come sit in my lap and you'll find out.
Β Yuuji:Β
Yuuji: I need to bleach my brain.
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Nanami: We all have demons inside of us.
Gojo: Megumi takes that literally. Just listen to what's going on with him and Sukuna from the next room.
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Maki: Why are you all standing around that closet? And why is it moving so much?
Nobara: Someone thought it would be funny to make Sukuna and Megumi play seven minutes in heaven.
Maki: ...and?
Nobara: It's been half an hour and we're too afraid to open it.
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Sukuna: There are 20 letters in the alphabet right?
Megumi: It's 26.Β
Sukuna: Oh, right. I forgot u r a q t
Megumi: ...oh...
Megumi: That's only 25.Β
Sukuna: You'll get the d later ;)
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Β Sukuna ,having a bad day: Megumi, I need a motivation not to kill anyone today.
Β Megumi: You can't fuck me in prison.
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Sukuna: Let's celebrate your birthday the way you came into the world.Β
Megumi: ....naked?
Β Sukuna: And screaming.
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Uraume: You look good in those pants, Fushiguro Megumi.Β
Megumi: thanks i got
Uraume: But I bet you'll look even better with those pants off on Sukuna-sama's floor.
Β Megumi:Β
Sukuna: Uraume. Did you just flirt with Megumi for me??
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Β Megumi's phone: *vibrates*Β
NaoyaΒ peeks at the screen: Ha! Who the fuck still call their father "daddy" at your age? Embarrasing.
Megumi, maintains eye contact with Naoya as he picks up the phone: Yes, Sukuna. What's up?
Naoya:
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Β Megumi: *walks out of his room shirtless*
Yuuji: Why are you shirtless? Where is your top?
Β Megumi: Sukuna's still asleep.
Yuuji: What? I'm not asking about your--ok, nevermind.
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Sukuna: Other than him, I truly don't care, because in Fushiguro Megumi I thrust.
Itadori: What
Sukuna: What?
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Sukuna: Do you wanna hear a joke about my dick?Β
Megumi: No.Β
Sukuna: No worries. It's too long anyway :)Β
Megumi:
Β Megumi: Did you just--
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Β Sukuna: Is that new shirt you're wearing?Β
Megumi: Yes. I got them on sale for 50% off.Β
Sukuna: I'd like it to be 100% off thoughΒ
Megumi:
Β Megumi: That's a terrible way to run a business.
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Sukuna: Fushiguro Megumi, are you a painting?
Β Megumi: Um. No. Why?Β
Sukuna: Because I'm so happy to see you it makes me want to nail you against the wall.Β
Yuuji: Oh good. I thought you were going to say you wanted to hang him
Β Yuuji:Β
Yuuji: Wait what-
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Nobara: Why are you shirtless?
Β Megumi: I have nothing to wear.Β
Nobara opens Megumi's wardrobe: You have a lot in here. There is your black t-shirt, your uniform--Oh hi, Sukuna--your blazer
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I can't believe we actually did 100 chapters.
Β Thanks to everyone who supported this book <3 Seriously a lot of peoples comments made my day and I made some really good friends here.:))
This book will continue but I'm just talking a break. (mostly less than 1 week) due to personal reasons. BUT This book will go atleast for 200 chapters!!Β
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