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There are mentions of nsfw subjects here. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. If this makes you uncomfortable please skip.Β (But just mentions its mostly funny)Β 

I did so much background work for this so ya'll better vote and comment.


Megumi: You'd really do that for me?

Sukuna: I would do a lot of things to you, Fushiguro Megumi.

Megumi:

Megumi: You mean FOR me?

Sukuna: Oh, that too.

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Megumi: You've been pulling an all nighter for three days straight now. Go to sleep. You look like shit.

Sukuna: Well... you look great :)

Megumi: More reason to got to bed with me then

Sukuna:Β  0////0

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Megumi: Do not eat it now. The food's still hot.

Β Sukuna: So? You're hot and I still eat you.

Β Megumi:Β 

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Megumi: I think I can take Sukuna.

Yuuji: In a fight? right?

Megumi:

Β Yuuji: IN A FIGHT, RIGHT???

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Sukuna: You have really nice hands.

Megumi: Um, thanks?

Sukuna: I bet they'd look even better wrapped around my--

Yuuji: BIBLE! WRAPPED AROUND THE BIBLE! BLESS THE LORD!

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Β Enemy: We have your son.

Sukuna, confused: No, you don't. I don't have a son.

Enemy: It says 'Daddy' here on the contact name.

Sukuna:

Β Sukuna: YOU KIDNAPED MY BOYFRIEND!?

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Megumi: *sings* I want you to the boneΒ 

Sukuna: Yeah I want to bone you too baby

Megumi:

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Yuuji: Hey megumi nice top.

Megumi: Thanks I got in on sale fromβ€”

Sukuna: I have a name, you brat.Β 

Megumi:

Yuuji:

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Office setting with Boss!Megumi and staff!SukunaΒ 

Β Megumi: Do you know why I called you in here?Β 

Sukuna: Because I accidentally sent you a dick pic.Β 

Megumi:Β 

Megumi: Accidentally?Β 

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Sukuna: Humans have 206 bones in their body, but do you know that you can get one extra bone in you?Β 

Megumi: How?Β 

Sukuna: Come sit in my lap and you'll find out.

Β Yuuji:Β 

Yuuji: I need to bleach my brain.

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Nanami: We all have demons inside of us.

Gojo: Megumi takes that literally. Just listen to what's going on with him and Sukuna from the next room.

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Maki: Why are you all standing around that closet? And why is it moving so much?

Nobara: Someone thought it would be funny to make Sukuna and Megumi play seven minutes in heaven.

Maki: ...and?

Nobara: It's been half an hour and we're too afraid to open it.

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Sukuna: There are 20 letters in the alphabet right?

Megumi: It's 26.Β 

Sukuna: Oh, right. I forgot u r a q t

Megumi: ...oh...

Megumi: That's only 25.Β 

Sukuna: You'll get the d later ;)

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Β Sukuna ,having a bad day: Megumi, I need a motivation not to kill anyone today.

Β Megumi: You can't fuck me in prison.

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Sukuna: Let's celebrate your birthday the way you came into the world.Β 

Megumi: ....naked?

Β Sukuna: And screaming.

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Uraume: You look good in those pants, Fushiguro Megumi.Β 

Megumi: thanks i got

Uraume: But I bet you'll look even better with those pants off on Sukuna-sama's floor.

Β Megumi:Β 

Sukuna: Uraume. Did you just flirt with Megumi for me??

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Β Megumi's phone: *vibrates*Β 

NaoyaΒ peeks at the screen: Ha! Who the fuck still call their father "daddy" at your age? Embarrasing.

Megumi, maintains eye contact with Naoya as he picks up the phone: Yes, Sukuna. What's up?

Naoya:

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Β Megumi: *walks out of his room shirtless*

Yuuji: Why are you shirtless? Where is your top?

Β Megumi: Sukuna's still asleep.

Yuuji: What? I'm not asking about your--ok, nevermind.

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Sukuna: Other than him, I truly don't care, because in Fushiguro Megumi I thrust.

Itadori: What

Sukuna: What?

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Sukuna: Do you wanna hear a joke about my dick?Β 

Megumi: No.Β 

Sukuna: No worries. It's too long anyway :)Β 

Megumi:

Β Megumi: Did you just--

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Β Sukuna: Is that new shirt you're wearing?Β 

Megumi: Yes. I got them on sale for 50% off.Β 

Sukuna: I'd like it to be 100% off thoughΒ 

Megumi:

Β Megumi: That's a terrible way to run a business.

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Sukuna: Fushiguro Megumi, are you a painting?

Β Megumi: Um. No. Why?Β 

Sukuna: Because I'm so happy to see you it makes me want to nail you against the wall.Β 

Yuuji: Oh good. I thought you were going to say you wanted to hang him

Β Yuuji:Β 

Yuuji: Wait what-

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Nobara: Why are you shirtless?

Β Megumi: I have nothing to wear.Β 

Nobara opens Megumi's wardrobe: You have a lot in here. There is your black t-shirt, your uniform--Oh hi, Sukuna--your blazer

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I can't believe we actually did 100 chapters.

Β Thanks to everyone who supported this book <3 Seriously a lot of peoples comments made my day and I made some really good friends here.:))

This book will continue but I'm just talking a break. (mostly less than 1 week) due to personal reasons. BUT This book will go atleast for 200 chapters!!Β 

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