Characters: Gojo, Megumi, Sukuna, Nobara, Maki, Yuuji, Mai, Panda, Inumaki and Yuuta (little)

SHIPS: Nobomaki, Sukufushi

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🦀🦀 Sanity is gone 🦀🦀

Nobara: ALRIGHT

Nobara: ALL OF YOU LINE UP

Sukuna: What now?

Gojo: NO I SWEAR I DIDN'T DO IT

Yuuji: IT WASN'T ME

Megumi: I wasn't involved there.

Sukuna: ITS PROBABLY YUUJI IT'S NOT ME

Yuuji: IT NOT ME IT WAS SUKUNA I SAW HIM

Megumi: No it was not Sukuna, he was with me all day.

Yuuji:...BRO...I thought we were homies...

Gojo: Megumi legit said "Hoes before bros"

Megumi: .....

Inumaki:  I WAS NOWHERE NEAR IT PLEASE DONT HURT ME

Yuuji: @NotSasuke BROS CODE RULE #1: Have your bro's back, no matter what. You're no friend if you cannot watch out for him.

Megumi: Did you seriously google that just now

Inumaki: Link plz 

Yuuji: https://www.mensxp.com/relationships/friendship/21638-all-you-need-to-know-about-the-brocode.html 

Yuuji: GUYS DONT TRUST MEGUMI, CAUSE MEGUMI SPELLED BACKWARDS IS "IMUGEM" WHICH DOSENT MAKE SENSE JUST LIKE HIM.

Sukuna: Imugem means beautiful.

Yuuji: What....?

Sukuna: In the language I just created. So Yuuji stfu.

Mai: Simp

Mai: @QueerQueen ALSO IT WASN'T ME...

Mai: I think IT WAS GOJO

Yuuji: ^

Inumaki: ^

Megumi: ^

Sukuna: ^

Gojo: Y'ALL DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT THE CRIME IS???

Gojo: STOP THE GOJO SLANDER!!

Gojo: I DIDNT DO IT PLEASE DONT COME AFTER ME

Maki: Hello everyone

Nobara: Oh, Hello <3

Maki: :)

Gojo: hnnnnn imagine having a stable relationship

Mai: it's scary how she just....nvm

Panda: Different people sent messages of varying lengths all at the same time I am terrified

Maki: it's not planned, is it?

Yuuji: no

Gojo: No

Inumaki: No

Maki: Probably just collectively share the same brain cell

Maki: They are just..idiots who don't have anything better to do

Gojo: Reported for cyberbullying, my lawyer will hear about this

Inumaki: Unsubscribed, unfollowed, unfriended, blocked, reported

Yuuji: Enjoy life. Every breath you take could be your last.

Gojo: *breathes cutely*

Nobara: Stop. you revolt me.

Yuuji: *consumes oxygen* ah yeah, good shit

Gojo: Meanwhile, in an alternate universe, where we have to physically eat oxygen

Yuuji: *slices oxygen* oh yeah, this slab is good

Inumaki: grilled or baked

Gojo: fried

Yuuji: fried

Gojo: Great minds think alike

Megumi: Wtf did I just witness

Megumi: I am convinced everyone in this group chat is just a mass hallucination

Nobara: Agreed

Gojo: Outside I skrrt skrrt, inside I hurt hurt

Yuuji: That actually was a good one

Inumaki: Stealing that

Megumi: What the actual fuck is vapening?

Megumi: happening*

Yuuji: If you write ANYTHING on your computer, YOU NEED TO GET GRAMMARLY. I write pretty much ALL DAY every day and GRAMMARLY makes my writing better. As a student, I like that it's FREE It actually is... correcting everything as I'm writing it. Grammar errors spelling errors... IT EVEN helps me find the right words to use!! SO I can say what I want to say!!

Megumi: OH MY GOD I HATE YOU

Inumaki: LMAO

Megumi: IT WAS LIKE 2 TYPOS

Inumaki: L x2

Gojo: MY MAN REALLY GOT THE GRAMMARLY AD COPIED AND PASTED

Yuuji: TRUST ME IT'S NOT EVEN THE ENTIRE THING

Nobara: LMAO IM C R Y I N G

Nobara: I COULD TELL YUUJI HAS BEEN WAITING FOR THIS HIS WHOLE LIFE

Mai: MY LUNGS ARE CEASING TO EXIST

Gojo: aT LEAST ILL DIE LAUGHING

Megumi: Well if that would kill you I'll gladly take all the insults :)

Gojo: That backfired

Sukuna: I'm ascending

Maki: Why am I actually laughing??,, rip my humor

Sukuna: ^

Yuuji: Y'all remember the trip to the beach we went like...2 months ago

Maki: Yeah those were good time

Panda: Yes I actually enjoyed it

Nobara: .....@NotSasuke @Real_sun 😏

Nobara: Do you remember when we were playing truth or dare

Yuuji: yeah

Megumi:...

Nobara: And you dared Megumi to prank call his Dad

Megumi: Nobara nO

Yuuji: LMAO OMG YES

Nobara: And he accidentally called his "daddy"

Megumi: NOBARA STOP

Nobara: AND SUKUNA'S PHONE RANG.

GOJO: WAIT WHAT FOR REAL??

MAI: WAIT WHAT???? HAHAHAHA

Megumi:....

Sukuna: Haha

Inumaki: WHY DIDN'T YO TELL US

Yuuji: We were dared not to tell it.

Maki: That was a very good trip

Panda: We lost Gojo-sensei during the trip

Maki: That was a very good trip

Gojo: ....Is it bad that I'm actually getting used to slander

Nobara: Yes'nt

Nobara: Anyways so

Nobara: the perpetrator better confess right now

Nobara: who took it

Yuuji: Took what?

Nobara: MOCHI IS GONE

Yuuji: Huh?

Yuuji: WAIT WHAT

Yuuji: MEGUMI YOU HEAR THAT -

Gojo: What's that

Yuuji: Omg Megumi is writing a whole ass para-

Megumi: I FUCKING swear to god whoever took it, you better fuking return him if you fear for you life BITCH I WON'T HESITATE TO KILL YOU IN UR SLEEP OH or maybe I will kill you in bright daylight so everyone will know what NOT to do next time AND WHO NOT TO MESS WITH. SO YOU BETTER FUCKING RETURN MY BOY.

Gojo: wow

Sukuna: @NotSasuke HE?? YOUR BOY?? MEGUMI YOU HAVE A SON?? 

Nobara: Sukuna..........

Sukuna: NO SORRY I WILL HELP YOU TAKE CARE OF HIM EVEN THOUGH THEY DISGUST ME I MEAN THEY ARE OUR CHILDREN

Inumaki: Who is Mochi?

Maki: sigh, it is a stone.

Megumi: HE IS A BOY. 

Nobara: ily BUT HE*

Yuuji: HE IS NOT A "IT"

Maki: I'm sorry Mochi is a he*

Gojo: Waht?? the actiual?? FUCK

Nobara: STFU He is our emotional support

Megumi: Do you think after all we have been through we have good mental health

Yuuji: ^

Sukuna: How does he look like?

Nobara: wait

Gojo: @SimpKuna Ya jealous?

Megumi has attached 1 photo

Yuuji  has attached 1 photo

Gojo: damn...

Mai: When a rock has a better life than you.

Sukuna: y'all really love him huh?

Inumaki: how long have you had him

Yuuji: We celebrated his 2 month anniversary yesterday

Gojo: WAIT SO IT AS Y'ALL WHO TOOK THE CAKE?

Yuuji: It was Nobara's idea

Megumi: It was Nobara's idea

Nobara: It was my idea. What are you gonna do?

Gojo: ...Buy me a new one.

Nobara: What?

Gojo: I-I'LL BUY YOU A NEW ONE

Nobara: Make it 3.

Yuuta: Hello, what is going on?

Gojo: that's the 16th or something time you used the same exact line you need to spice it up

Yuuji: Yeah

Nobara: We Can't find Mochiii

Yuuta: Mochi?

Maki: It is a stone.

Megumi: IT IS NOT A STONE.

Yuuta: oh

Yuuta: Does it have a face drawn on it?

Nobara: yes, why

Yuuta: My apologies, it seems I have accidentally thrown it out of the window

Gojo: LMAO

Yuuta: It was in the kitchen counter.I thought it was just a stone

Nobara: You t-threw it?

Yuuta: Yes.

Yuuta: Again, I apologize if I have caused you any inconvenience.

Nobara: it's alright...We'll buy a new one

Yuuji: NO WE CAN'T. NO ONE CAN REPLACE MOCHI.

Nobara: I know Yuuji...But what can we do?

Yuuji: ....

yuuji: Why is so megumi silent @NotSasuke

Megumi: .....

Megumi: @Real_god Go search it for us.

Gojo: HUH. WHY SHOULD I?

Megumi: Use your 6eyes

Gojo:... 

Gojo: Why should I?

Nobara: Sensei...

Yuuji: Sensei, please..

Megumi: Sensei you look so cool while doing it

Gojo: T-This is not gonna work again you know?

Yuuji: Sensei  🥺

Nobara: 🥺

Megumi: 🥺

Gojo:...FINE.

Yuuji: You are the best.

Gojo: I know (˘ᗜ˘)b

Mai: Well that was kinda wholesome. kinda.

Maki: I'm surprised this chat is actually talking Civil for once.

Yuuji: LMAO GUYS I JUST SAW A PERSON FLY ACROSS THE AIR AND LAND ON THE ROOF OF OUR DORMS

Nobara: A WHAT

Gojo: WAIT REALLY HOLD ON

Maki: and of course, I spoke too early

Thank you todoroki909 !! Mochi was a perfect  name <3

Thank you for 30k <3