First time readers, y'all are in for a treat!

Rr's, I have one thing to say, Carrots is a parrot.

thoughts = this

Animals talking = "this"

I placed roses in my vase and smiled gazing around the candlelit room proudly.

Now for Chris to show up.

I walked in circles waiting for him to arrive, it had been a week since I had seen him last.

I studied the room I had prepared for all-day, the food alone had taken hours.

Finally, a knock.

I rushed to the door and opened it with a wide smile.

"Chris! Come in!" He moved in slowly and I quickly messed with the roses again to make sure they were perfect.

"Sora... this isn't working anymore."

I turned towards him disappointed. "Oh, did something come up? Do we have to reschedule?"

He slapped a hand over his face annoyed.

"I've been trying to break up with you for weeks! But you never get the hint! We're over Sora, over!"

I flinched back shocked, confused, and hurt.

"But-but why?" I whispered horrified.

He hesitated but shrugged.

"I fell out of love... no offense... but Sora your kind of boring now. Goodbye." He turned his back and walked out the door.

I stomped my foot and looked around sadness turning to anger.

"Screw you Chris! I'm telling everyone about your tiny dick!" I screamed back at the empty hallway.

"Don't be childish Sora!" Chris shouted as he ran out of the apartment.

I hung my head and picked up a rose throwing onto the floor.

"Jerk," I mumbled and turned to close the door.

Just then a bright flash erupted making me cover my eyes with my arms- except, I didn't have arms-

I looked around, why was everything so big? Wait a second-

"Meow!?"

Oh shit! I'm a kitten?

I looked around panicked as I heard whistling.

"Sora! Your door is wide open!" My landlady shouted waving her broom.

"Help I've been turned into a cat!"

"Meow! Meow!"

The old lady looked down and gave an unearthly screech.

"A cat?! No animals in my building! Scram!"

I let out a kitty scream and slid under her legs as she began trying to kill me with her broom.

"Get out! You stupid animal!"

She chased me all the way down six flights of stairs laughing like a witch.

"Stop I'm innocent!"

A man opened the door and I ran out gasping for breath.

My landlady waved her broom wildly and shook her fists.

Now what? Boyfriend gone, home gone, and turned into a fucking cat.

What could be worst than this?

"Aww, aren't you a cutie?" I thrashed wildly as large hands lifted my small kitten body.

"Put me down you crazy baffoon!"

"Meow!"

"Are you all alone? I'll take you, don't worry."

I hissed and tried to bite him.

"This is kidnapping!"

The crazy man brought me to eye level and smiled brightly.

Dyed blond hair, soft lips, smoldering gray eyes, thick muscular body.

"On second thought take me home cutie."

He nuzzled into my soft fur and carried me to his car as I purred loudly.

"I wouldn't normally do things like this, but I'm turning a new leaf."

"Aren't you a talkative one, my brothers will love you."

***

"Rowan, no."

'Rowan' tightened his grip on me.

"But she's adorable, look at her!"

I waved my tail happily like a dog and stared at the new male before me.

Styled black hair, harsh blue eyes.

"You already have animals, we don't need a cat."

Rowan pouted. "Please Roman! I need her!"

I licked his hand and gave a loud purr.

"You're too kind."

"Meow!"

"Let's vote." Roman decided glaring at me.

Rowan nodded and carried me to their living room where a parrot let out a loud squawk.

"Would you look at that, Rowan brought home a new rat."

I hissed at the parrot and jumped out of Rowan's arms onto a boy's head.

The boy let out a yelp and dropped the controller he was using.

Rowan quickly snatched me up and lifted me up like in Lion King.

"Our new kitten!"

The gamer boy rubbed his head and looked at me making my kitty body melt.

Warm, melting chocolate eyes, thin body, messy brown locks.

"What do you think Reagan?" Roman asked crossing his arms.

Reagan shrugged and picked his controller up to keep playing.

"Uhm, sure."

Roman smacked his head with a sigh while Rowan let out a cheer.

"Yes! But what to name her? Red and white fur so..."

I jumped out of his arms and looked around.

I need to make sure they don't name me something stupid.

I looked up at the high and mighty acting parrot.

"Could you tell them to name me Sora please?"

The parrot let out a loud shriek and lifting his wings.

"Why, would I ever, do such a thing?"

I lifted my clawed paw and hissed.

"Sora! Sora!" The parrot shouted in English flying above my head and out of the room.

Rowan lifted me up again and nuzzled ms against his face.

"Sora... what a great name."

Roman let out a long sigh and gazed at me pursing his lips.

"Lovely. Just great. Another crazy animal running around our apartment."

Rowan laughed and began walking into another room. "I'll introduce you to you're animal siblings."

I licked my paw.

"If you have too."

"This is Tweety, my yellow canary."

I looked up at the bird.

"Sup Tweety."

The bird nodded her head at me and let out a sharp note of greeting.

"This is Pinky and Brain, my mice."

I snickered gazing at the white mice.

"Hello little mice."

"Don't let her distract your pinky! We need to keep thinking of a plan!"

I was pulled over to a hamster cage where a large brown hamster was running on a wheel.

"And finally, this is whiskey!"

I cocked my head to the side.

"Why are you named Whiskey?"

The hamster turned to me.

"Because I love it!"

"So you... drink Whiskey?" I asked in disbelief.

"Sure do, it's great stuff, even if the humans don't let me drink it."

Rowan pulled me away and smiled at me brightly. "What do you think?"

I licked his cheek warmly and let out a purr.

"It'll do."