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17-11-2021

I Don't Seem So Bright in a Well-Lit Room

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The universe is a very strange place. It will take even stranger heroes to save it.

"Absurd. Existential. Ridiculous. Tragic. Comic. The antiheroes of "I Don't Seem So Bright in a Well-Lit Room" are a kind of Rosencrantz and Guildenstern with space packs, inadvertently colliding with their destinies against a starry background of witty wordplay. With a vision as sprawling and limitless as the loveably goofy universe in which it's set, Browning's wit, wisdom and heart are always at play, combining to form a wonderfully panoramic and very silly heroes' journey that visits every trope of its overlapping genres and draws moustaches on all of them."

- Marcel St. Pierre, author of "Vengeful Hank" and "Cliché and Wind Go Hitchhiking".

(Sci-fi /Dark Humour/Absurd)

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