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Funny Harry Potter memes ( Book 1)

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Lots of Harry Potter memes and all of these are JOKES ok?
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HER SAVIOR

HER SAVIOR

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Tajuk: HER SAVIORPenulis: NINA SWANTANMengikat hati kerana janji,mengukuh sejati dengan ikatan suci.Siapa bilang menjadi jutawan muda semudah disangka? Tidak bagi Kayla Kirana Xin. Dia jelita dan kaya-raya, namun hidupnya dikelilingi kesunyian, muslihat dan kepalsuan.Hadirnya Haikal sebagai pengawal peribadi banyak membantu Kayla merungkai kepalsuan itu. Haikal pula, lain yang ingin dia rungkai, lain pula yang dia temui mengenai jutawan muda itu."Saya takkan lepaskan awak, Kayla Kirana Xin! Saya takkan lepaskan awak selagi saya tak tahu apa yang awak sembunyikan! Saya takkan pergi selagi awak tak terima hukuman setimpal!"Hati Kayla digugat dan dia tidak mampu menolak wujudnya cinta buat lelaki itu. Namun, cintanya bertaut kepada lelaki yang salah, sedang sayang semakin merebak."Saya tak kisah tentang berapa yang dia janjikan pada saya. Yang saya kisah sekarang, berapa banyak yang akan saya dapat kalau saya kahwin dengan Kayla Kirana Xin.""Saya merayu, Haikal, tolong lepaskan saya.""Saya akan lepaskan awak, tapi dengan satu syarat. Awak mesti kahwin dengan saya.""Saya takkan kahwin dengan awak! Tak!""Terima atau tak, awak yang akan tanggung akibatnya. Dengan siapa pun awak berkahwin, awak tetap akan dibunuh."Bukan lamaran begitu yang Kayla Kirana Xin harapkan daripada Haikal. Kayla hampa dan lamaran itu semakin menjerut dirinya. Terima atau menolak Haikal tetap lelaki yang diupah untuk menamatkan riwayat hidupnya. Lama atau cepat, dia tetap sekadar mangsa SHOPEE: shopee.com.my/kedaibukudnTIKTOK SHOP: https://vt.tiktok.com/ZSFSssYMF/WHATSAPP: http://www.wasap.my/+60132588069โ€ฆ

A obsessรฃo do lรญder sub-masculino tirano รฉ desnecessรกria.

A obsessรฃo do lรญder sub-masculino tirano รฉ desnecessรกria.

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Transmigrei para um romance onde o segundo protagonista masculino o imperador, que perdeu o protagonista feminino, enlouquece com a guerra. E sou arrastada para isso como uma princesa extra de um paรญs condenado!Para sobreviver, preciso fugir para outro paรญs o mais rรกpido possรญvel. Mas antes disso, eu sรณ queria um sucessor para o futuro...O homem que eu precisava apenas por uma noite acabou sendo aquele imperador maluco?* * *"Vocรช tentou roubar minha semente para tornรก-la sucessora de algum paรญs mesquinho?""N-nรฃo, nรฃo รฉ isso...""Nรฃo suporto ver vocรช nesse estado."O imperador bloqueou seu caminho enquanto ela tentava escapar."Nem a princesa nem a crianรงa podem me deixar."Verona ficou perplexa com o comportamento errรกtico do imperador.Faz apenas dez dias que eles passaram a noite juntos.Sรณ Deus sabe se ela estรก grรกvida, mas ele jรก fala da crianรงa.'Parece que esse homem nem recebeu educaรงรฃo adequada enquanto perseguia a protagonista feminina.'Verona olhou para o imperador com uma expressรฃo sรฉria, ponderando.'Como posso dizer a ele que as chances de engravidar em apenas uma noite nรฃo sรฃo altas?'Mas se ela fizesse isso e ele ficasse ainda mais louco, o que aconteceria entรฃo?Verona decidiu ficar quieta por enquanto.โ€ฆ

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โ˜ž๋ช…์ผ๋™ํ•„๋ฆ„ํ˜•๋น„์•„๊ทธ๋ผํšจ๋Šฅโค๏ธ0Iร˜โ†”๏ผ—5ร˜4โ†”๏ผ–ร˜45ใ‡๋น„์•„๊ทธ๋ผ๋‹น์ผ๊ตฌ๋งคโค๏ธ#๊ธˆํ˜ธ๋™ํ•œ๋ฐฉ๋น„์•„๊ทธ๋ผ์‚ฌ๋Š”๊ณณโ˜žํ‰ํƒ๋ฐœ๊ธฐ๋ถ€์ „์ œํ€ต๊ตฌ์ž…โ“ 0Iร˜โ†”๏ผ—5ร˜4โ†”๏ผ–ร˜45ใ‡์‹œ์•Œ

โ˜ž๋ช…์ผ๋™ํ•„๋ฆ„ํ˜•๋น„์•„๊ทธ๋ผํšจ๋Šฅโค๏ธ0Iร˜โ†”๏ผ—5ร˜4โ†”๏ผ–ร˜45ใ‡๋น„์•„๊ทธ๋ผ๋‹น์ผ๊ตฌ๋งคโค๏ธ#๊ธˆํ˜ธ๋™ํ•œ๋ฐฉ๋น„์•„๊ทธ๋ผ์‚ฌ๋Š”๊ณณโ˜žํ‰ํƒ๋ฐœ๊ธฐ๋ถ€์ „์ œํ€ต๊ตฌ์ž…โ“ 0Iร˜โ†”๏ผ—5ร˜4โ†”๏ผ–ร˜45ใ‡์‹œ์•Œ

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โญ์‹œ์•Œ๋ฆฌ์ŠคํŒŒ๋Š”๊ณณใ€Ž0Iร˜โ†”๏ผ—5ร˜4โ†”๏ผ–ร˜45ใ€๋น„์•„๊ทธ๋ผ๊ตฌ๋งคโ—ˆ๏ธ๊ตฐํฌ์กฐ๋ฃจ๋ฐฉ์ง€์ œํ’ˆํšจ๋Šฅโค๏ธโ˜…์ •ํ’ˆ๋น„์•„๊ทธ๋ผ&์‹œ์•Œ๋ฆฌ์Šคโ˜…โญ#ํ™์€์•ฝ๊ตญ์šฉ๋น„์•„๊ทธ๋ผํ€ต๋ฐฐ์†ก๊ฐ€๊ฒฉ,#์ข…์•”๋™์ง„์‹œํ™˜ํ›„๋ถˆํ€ต,#์ฒญ๋ฆผ๋™๋น„์•„๊ทธ๋ผํšจ๊ณผโญ์‹œ์•Œ๋ฆฌ์ŠคํŒŒ๋Š”๊ณณใ€Ž0Iร˜โ†”๏ผ—5ร˜4โ†”๏ผ–ร˜45ใ€๋น„์•„๊ทธ๋ผ๊ตฌ๋งคโ—ˆ๏ธ๋Œ€์น˜์—ญ์•ฝ๊ตญ์šฉ๋น„์•„๊ทธ๋ผ๋‹น์ผ๊ตฌ์ž…โค๏ธโ˜…์ •ํ’ˆ๋น„์•„๊ทธ๋ผ&์‹œ์•Œ๋ฆฌ์Šคโ˜…โญ#์—ผ์ฐฝ๋™๋ฐœ๊ธฐ๋ถ€์ „์˜์–‘์ œ๊ฐ€๊ฒฉ,#์–‘์ฒœ๊ตฌ์ฒญ์„ผํŠธ๋ฆฝ์•ฝ๊ตญ๊ฐ€๊ฒฉ,#์‚ผ์„ ๋‚จ์„ฑ์„ฑ๊ธฐ๋‹จ๋ จ๊ธฐ๊ตฌ๋‹น์ผ๋ฐฐ์†ก,#์ฒญ๊ตฌ๋™๋ฐœ๊ธฐ๋ถ€์ „์น˜๋ฃŒ์ œ๋‹น์ผ๋ฐฐ์†ก,#์ดํƒœ์›์•ฝ๊ตญ์šฉ๋น„์•„๊ทธ๋ผ๋‹น์ผ๋ฐฐ์†ก,#๊ฐœํฌ๋น„๋‹‰์Šค,#์•ˆ์‚ฐํŒ”ํŒ”์ •๊ตฌ๋งคํ›„๊ธฐ,#๋…ธ๋Ÿ‰์ง„๋™๋ฐœ๊ธฐ์œ ์ง€์•ฝํŒ๋งค์ ,#๋‚œ๊ณก๋™๋‚จ์„ฑ๋‹จ๋ จ์šฉํ’ˆํšจ๊ณผ,#๋Œ€ํ•™ํ•„๋ฆ„์‹œ์•Œ๋ฆฌ์Šค์ฒ˜๋ฐฉ์ „ํ•„์š”์—†๋Š”์•ฝ๊ตญ,#์ƒ์•”๋™๋ฟŒ๋ฆฌ๋Š”๋‚จ์ž์ •๋ ฅ์ œํŒŒ๋Š”๊ณณ,โญ์‹œ์•Œ๋ฆฌ์ŠคํŒŒ๋Š”๊ณณใ€Ž0Iร˜โ†”๏ผ—5ร˜4โ†”๏ผ–ร˜45ใ€๋น„์•„๊ทธ๋ผ๊ตฌ๋งคโ—ˆ๏ธํƒœํ‰๋™์•ฝ๊ตญ์šฉ๋น„์•„๊ทธ๋ผ์ฒ˜๋ฐฉ์ „ํ•„์š”์—†๋Š”โค๏ธโ˜…์ •ํ’ˆ๋น„์•„๊ทธ๋ผ&์‹œ์•Œ๋ฆฌ์Šคโ˜…โญ#์„œ๋Œ€๋ฌธํ”„๋กœ์ฝ”๋ฐ€ํŒ๋งค์ฒ˜,#์ž ์‹ค๋จน๋Š”๋น„์•„๊ทธ๋ผํ€ต๋ฐฐ์†ก๊ฐ€๊ฒฉ,#๋„๋ด‰์‚ฐ์—ญ๋ฟŒ๋ฆฌ๋Š”๋‚จ์ž์ •๋ ฅ์ œ100mg์ฒ˜๋ฐฉ,#์˜๋“ฑํฌ๊ตฌ์ฒญ์—ญ๋ฐœ๊ธฐ๋ถ€์ „์น˜๋ฃŒ์ œ๊ตฌ์ž…,#๊ฐ€์˜ค๋ฆฌ์—ญ์ •ํ’ˆ๋น„์•„๊ทธ๋ผ๋ณต์ œ์•ฝ๊ตฌ์ž…๋ฐฉ๋ฒ•,#๋„๋ด‰์‚ฐ์—ญ์ •ํ’ˆ์‹œ์•Œ๋ฆฌ์Šค๊ฐ€๊ฒฉ,#์‚ผ์„ ๋™๋น„๋‹‰์Šคํ€ต๋ฐฐ์†ก๊ฐ€๊ฒฉ,#๋งˆ์ฒœ๋™๋‚จ์„ฑ๋ฐœ๊ธฐ๊ฐœ์„ ์ œํ’ˆ๊ตฌ์ž…,#๊ต๋‚จ์š”ํž˜๋นˆ์ง๊ฑฐ๋ž˜,#๊ธธ๋™์—ญ๋‚จ์„ฑํ™•๋Œ€ํฌ๋ฆผ์ฒ˜๋ฐฉ์ „ํ•„์š”์—†๋Š”,#๋Œ€์น˜๋™์นด๋งˆ๊ทธ๋ผ์ง๊ฑฐ๋ž˜,โญ์‹œ์•Œ๋ฆฌ์ŠคํŒŒ๋Š”๊ณณ0Iร˜โ†”๏ผ—5ร˜4โ†”๏ผ–ร˜45๋น„์•„๊ทธ๋ผ๊ตฌ๋งคโ—ˆ๏ธ์ธ์ฒœ๋งˆ์‹œ๋Š”๋น„์•„๊ทธ๋ผ์ฒ˜๋ฐฉ์ „ํ•„์š”์—†๋Š”์•ฝ๊ตญโค๏ธโ˜…์ •ํ’ˆ๋น„์•„๊ทธ๋ผ&์‹œ์•Œ๋ฆฌ์Šคโ˜…โญ#๊ตฌ๋ฆฌ๋ฐœ๊ธฐ๋ถ€์ „์น˜๋ฃŒ์ œํŒ๋งค์ ,#๋…ธ๋Ÿ‰์ง„์—ญ๋น„์•„๊ทธ๋ผ๋ณต์ œ์•ฝ๋‹น์ผ๊ตฌ๋งค,#์•ˆ์•”๋น„๋‹‰์Šคํ•„๋ฆ„์ฒ˜๋ฐฉ์ „์—†์ด๊ตฌ์ž…,#์—ผ๋ฆฌ๋™๋‚จ์„ฑ์„ฑ๊ธฐ๋‹จ๋ จ๊ธฐ๊ตฌํŒŒ๋Š”๊ณณ,#๋™์ž‘์—ญ๋‚จ์„ฑ์„ฑ๊ธฐ๋‹จ๋ จ๊ธฐ๊ตฌ์ฒ˜๋ฐฉ์ „์—†์ด๊ตฌ์ž…,#๊ฐˆํ˜„๋™๋ฐœ๊ธฐ๋ถ€์ „์šฉํ’ˆํ€ต๋ฐฐ์†ก๊ฐ€๊ฒฉ,#๊ฐ•๋ถ๋‚จ์„ฑ๋ฐœ๊ธฐ๊ฐœ์„ ์ œํ’ˆ๊ตฌ์ž…,#์ฒญ๋ฃก๋™์„ฑ๊ธฐ๋Šฅํ–ฅ์ƒ์˜์–‘์ œ์ฒ˜๋ฐฉ์ „์—†์ด๊ตฌ์ž…,โ€ฆ

The Marauders Oneshots

The Marauders Oneshots

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โœจWelcome to this space in which the Marauder's stories begin. โœจEnglish is not my first language (sorry for the grammar mistakes)โฃ๏ธ(Mostly Remus as a partner, friend, boyfriend, parent, etc) โฃ๏ธ Focus on Character.ai (with credits)โ€ฆ

xo || me

xo || me

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โ i got a test for you, you said you want my heart โžยทหš เผ˜โ‚Šยท อŸอŸอžอž๊’ฐโžณ wherein i, dia, interact with you guys in this book!โ€ฆ

Agricultural Robots Market Size, Share, Growth Report, 2030

Agricultural Robots Market Size, Share, Growth Report, 2030

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Agriculture Robots Market is projected to reach $23.9 billion by 2030, at a CAGR of 15.8% from 2023 to 2030.โ€ฆ

Battle for a trillion

Battle for a trillion

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20 objects are forced to compete in an object show hosted by hairbrush and hair dryer. Who will win?โ€ฆ

crazy toxic love ๐Ÿ”ช

crazy toxic love ๐Ÿ”ช

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ยฉ๏ธยฎ๏ธthe victim of a brutal massacre is haunted her family's killer and tries to kill him but the killer thinks the she's following him because he thinks she loves him but he is wrong but no one believes the victims story until nowโ€ฆ

โœง๐“”๐“ฝ๐“ฑ๐“ฎ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ตโœฆ

โœง๐“”๐“ฝ๐“ฑ๐“ฎ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ตโœฆ

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๐๐จ๐ฐ ๐ฅ๐จ๐š๐๐ข๐ง๐ . . .โžค; แดกแด‡สŸแด„แดแดแด‡ แด›แด แด‡แด›สœแด‡ส€แด‡แด€สŸ.โ†ถ๐’†๐’•๐’‰๐’†๐’“๐’†๐’‚๐’ (๐’‚๐’…๐’‹.) ๐‘ขโ„Ž-๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘’๐‘’-๐‘Ÿ๐‘’๐‘’-๐‘ขโ„Ž๐‘™๐’†๐’™๐’•๐’“๐’†๐’Ž๐’†๐’๐’š ๐’…๐’†๐’๐’Š๐’„๐’‚๐’•๐’† ๐’‚๐’๐’… ๐’๐’Š๐’ˆ๐’‰๐’• ๐’Š๐’ ๐’‚ ๐’˜๐’‚๐’š ๐’•๐’‰๐’‚๐’• ๐’”๐’†๐’†๐’Ž๐’” ๐’•๐’ ๐’‘๐’†๐’“๐’‡๐’†๐’„๐’• ๐’‡๐’๐’“ ๐’•๐’‰๐’Š๐’” ๐’˜๐’๐’“๐’๐’…. โ˜…โˆปโˆนโ‹ฐโ‹ฐ โ˜†โˆปโˆนโ‹ฐโ‹ฐ โ˜…โˆปโˆนโ‹ฐโ‹ฐ โ˜†โˆปโˆนโ‹ฐโ‹ฐโ˜…โˆปโˆนโ‹ฐโ‹ฐ โ˜†โˆปโˆนโ‹ฐโ‹ฐ๊’ท๏ธถ๊’ท๊’ฅ๊’ทโ€งโ‚Šหš๊’ท๏ธถ๊’ท๊’ฅ๊’ทโ€งโ‚Šหš๊’ท๏ธถ๊’ท๊’ฅ๊’ทโ€งโ‚Šหš๊’ท๏ธถ๊’ท๊’ฅ๊’ทโ€งโ‚Šหš๊’ท๏ธถ๊’ท๊’ฅ๊’ทโ€งโ‚Šหš๊’ท๏ธถ๊’ท๊’ฅ๊’ทโ€งโ‚Šหšสธแตƒโฟแตˆแต‰สณแต‰! แต‡หขแตˆ หฃ แดฑหกสธหขแถฆแตƒ! แดฟแต‰แตƒแตˆแต‰สณโ€ขโ”ˆโ”ˆโ”ˆโ€ขโ€ขโœฆ โ™ก โœฆโ€ขโ€ขโ”ˆโ”ˆโ”ˆโ€ขโ€ขโ”ˆโ”ˆโ”ˆโ€ขโ€ขโœฆ โ™ก โœฆโ€ขโ€ขโ”ˆโ”ˆโ”ˆโ€ขโ€ฆ