Pepepolly
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Austin blinks his eyes open then has to shut them tight as the light fucking kills his brain. He drank too much last night, he drank too much the night before too and he will probably drink to much tonight again, but right now he is never fucking drinking again. Fucking hang over. He feels his body, he is naked, which only means there is a naked woman behind him. He rolls over and squints, yup, he was right. He lifts the blanket and looks over her naked body - drunk him chooses well, she has a nice body. He might just fuck her again before he sends her on her way. But, right now he needs a drink of fucking water. He slips at of bed and pulls on a pair of boxers, lights a cigarette and slaps the womans ass as he walks out of his bedroom. He has a fucking headache and it's killing him. He walks into his kitchen and trudges to his fridge, grabs a bottle of water and a bottle of headache pills. "Fucking, cocksucker bitches!" he swears as he battles to get the childproof lid off the pill bottle, sighing with relief when he finally manages to get it off. He swallows four and chugs down the bottle of water then turns and gets another bottle, leaning on the kitchen counter as he groans and takes the lid off. He hears a little giggle and snaps his head up. There's a kid sitting at his kitchen island with a coloring book in front of him. He does not have a fucking kid, oh shit, does he have a kid?…