Best Served Fake
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"Yes?"
Kai grinned. "Very mafia of you. I'm weirdly kind of into it."
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When Valerie Williams discovers that her long-term boyfriend is sleeping with her best friend, she devises a revenge plot to get back at them both. But when she asks bad boy Kai Delaney to pretend to date her, she never thought her heart would be on the line.
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Self-proclaimed pessimist Valerie Williams is definitely your glass-half-empty kind of girl. However, Valerie is surprisingly optimistic when her (ex) boyfriend cheats on her with her (also ex) best friend.
Valerie doesn't believe in holding grudges; she believes in getting even.
Which doesn't seem easy, until her boyfriend's least favourite person and her best friend's long-standing crush, the sarcastic, cocky and popular bad boy extraordinaire Kai Delaney crashes, quite literally, into her life.
When Kai accidentally hits her car with what is practically a monster truck, and can barely afford to cover it, Valerie has an idea. If Kai agrees to pretend to date her, for long enough to make her boyfriend and best friend regret their actions, Valerie will give him the duration of their scam to pull together the money to pay her back.
Revenge is a dish best served fake.
[150,000-200,000 words]
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- one // own my heart
- two // kiss my flirtatious ass
- three // betrayal is super kinky
- four // forgive me
- five // spotlight
- six // we are never ever getting back together
- seven // would you forgive me anything?
- eight // everyone saw my boob
- interlude // instagram DM
- nine // goodbye
- ten // the dumbest plan
- eleven // the big phallus
- twelve // very mafia of you
- interlude // valerie's text messages
- thirteen // i haven't peed in three days
- fourteen // you're such a dick
- fifteen // disparage away
- sixteen // girlfriend?
- seventeen // cut his balls off
- interlude // valerie's text messages
- eighteen // wink, wink, hint, hint
- nineteen // keep talking creeper to me
- twenty // you shameless hussy
- twenty-one // stage one
- twenty-two // are we putting on a show?
- twenty-three // only one bed
- twenty-four // drums of war
- twenty-five // you're disgusting, james
- twenty-six // a proposition
- twenty-seven // nothing like a play about piss
- twenty-eight // lena montez
- twenty-nine // how dare he
- thirty // you know, platonically
- thirty-one // purple tutu
- interlude // valerie's text messages
- thirty-two // the questions game
- thirty-three // swimming carnival
- thirty-four // eat shit
- thirty-five // foundation
- thirty-six // what-the-actual-fuck o'clock
- thirty-seven // kai's second fave after jamie
- thirty-eight // faked her own death
- thirty-nine // getting railed on a balcony
- forty // shit list
- forty-one // be my alibi
- forty-two // romantically bone down
- forty-three // not here to fuck spiders
- forty-four // mass exodus
- forty-five // bitching it is so much less stressful
- forty-six // there will never be two
- forty-seven // kill a fifteen-year-old
- interlude // a text conversation
- forty-eight // abrasive and off-putting
- forty-nine // a human-sized dick sponge
- fifty // unwilling ghost
- fifty-one // squashed lemon
- fifty-two // some sort of harley quinn
- interlude // instant message
- fifty-three // we're even
- fifty-four // decked him
- interlude // cora's text messages
- fifty-five // the best thing
- fifty-six // the whole time
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- bonus // kai's pov
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