Americas 50+ Secrets

(ART NOT MINE ALSO THIS IS MY FIRST BOOK EVER) Ah yes america the country that does absolutely nothing. Does no work just sits around being lazy in his isolated house staying up late playing video games or eating surrounded by money living a carefree life.........Wait..........That's not right.........

Will america be able to protect his secrets from this world who see's him as nothing?

Or will They be exposed ruining the cover he has had for over one hundred years?