FAMILY LAW AND ORDER

LAW 1

Secrets and the policy of keeping them

Section 1

One must at all cost keep all secrets from mom and dad. The only exception of the rules is when the party is in danger, bodily harm, might experience psychological trauma or is threatened. Then the siblings may report to their parents or take matters into their own hands if the siblings do not come forward on their own.

Section 2

Siblings must tell other siblings when they are in dangerous situations

Section 3

One must not share family secrets with outsiders unless it involves them

Section 4

Secrets by definitions are those siblings learn about by accident, are told by the secret holder, or group secrets.

Section 5

Siblings must have a very good reason to keep secrets from each other.

Section 6

One must not share secrets in an argument in front of parents. Punishable by death

LAW 2

Driving and pick up

Section 1

The sibling with the best driving capabilities will always be in charge of driving

Section 2

If the designated sibling is not capable of driving then another sibling with driving license must drive the rest of the siblings

Section 3

The driver will always get the car, but must pick up all the siblings unless he informs them pre pick up he can't.

Section 4

Unless the siblings work part time, all car bills will be paid by parents. In case of a damage that needs to remain a secret the siblings all pay up.

LAW 3

Transfer of responsibilities

Section 1

The transfer of responsibilities is only possible if both parties are willing to take on the responsibilities of another sibling or switch responsibilities for the day.

Section 2

All siblings must fulfill the taken obligation or there will be consequences

LAW 4

Family Gatherings

Section 1

When family gathers everyone must be present. Only exception is death. Otherwise all must suffer.

Section 2

There must be a plan before any family gathering. Every sibling must follow this plan.

Section 3

Follow LAW 1, section 3; LAW 3, section 1 and 2; LAW 7, section 1. LAW 9, the Italian Code.

LAW 5

Rules instated by siblings individually

Section 1

Ace:

- Siblings must not enter without knocking first or texting that they will stop by room.

- Siblings must always ask before borrowing the car

- Siblings will keep to themselves all they saw in school, outside or at home

- Siblings must always buy food for Ace, if they order

- Siblings should avoid talking to Ace's girlfriends and friends

- Siblings MUST NEVER go to the DEVIL'S DEN

- Siblings MUST ALWAYS confide in their oldest brother for help and guidance or advice

Section 2

Kai:

- Siblings must never copy homework without asking first

- Siblings must never interrupt while studying

- Siblings will buy whatever they lose or break or steal.

- Siblings must always leave snacks for Kai

- Siblings need to follow these rules like life or death

- Siblings must not talk to Kai in the morning

Section 3

Rehan:

-Siblings MUST NOT ENTER THE ROOM. EVER

-Siblings should never try to surprise me

Section 4

Francy:

-Siblings must always welcome my friends and be nice

-Siblings should always include me in their boy games

-Siblings have to feed the cats and groom them if I'm not at home

-Siblings must not run around the house naked

-Siblings have to do girly things with me from time to time

-Siblings must always be safe

LAW 6

The MORNING policy

Section 1

All siblings must be quiet if mom and dad are at home sleeping

Section 2

Siblings make sure no one over sleeps

Section 3

Each sibling has their own lunchbox. Don't touch others

Section 4

If a sibling is late and drags others down with him will be paying the coffee

LAW 7

Adoption

Section 1

One must not talk about adoption in front of others

Section 2

One must not share personal adoption story of another sibling

Section 3

Siblings tell each other everything about adoption related matters

LAW 8

Changes in the family laws

Section 1

Changes are allowed if the certain requirements are met. All siblings must agree to said changes. All siblings can vote and discuss on this matter. Changes can happen in situation where changes are necessary for the upholding of the FAMILY LAW

LAW 9

CODES FOR PARENTS

Section 1

Siblings must always warn each other with codes in certain situations.

CODE RED:

Emergency above all emergencies. Parents are furious. Might be threat to lives

CODE BLACK:

Parents are initiating the sex talk

CODE GOLD:

Preparing presents for parents.

ITALIAN CODE:

Parents are telling embarrassing stories. Do the Italian thing.

Section 2

I had three yogurts today:

Change subjects immediately!

I'm sure I saw a three legged bird:

Rehan's experimenting again. Don't let mom and dad near room.

I've always been enthusiastic about food delivery:

Forgot to unfreeze chicken like mom told me. Help!

Let's do something fun as a family:

Someone got the worst grade possible. Needs help distracting dad.