"Welcome to the tower!" Pietro beamed, stepping ungracefully out of the elevator with a young woman following behind.

"Wow!" She gasped, looking around at everything in excitement. "I've always wanted to see this."

"Would you like meet everyone??"

"Is, um, Clint Barton here?" She asked nervously. "Hawkeye?"

"Yep" he called out, dropping out the vents in front of the pair. "How can I help?"

"Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh it's really you!" Kate gasped, her face lighting up. "Oh my goodness, I idolise you! Kate Bishop, it's an honour to meet you!"

"Well it's an honour to meet you too Miss Bishop" Clint smiled, shaking her hand.

"Woah, someone actually wants to meet vent man?" You snickered, walking in with Loki. "Hey Katie." (Nickname for her).

"Hi Miss Laufeyson!"

"Gosh I sound old now" you sighed, Loki chuckling quietly.

"You are old- ow!" Pietro grumbled, rubbing his ear where you hit him with a magic spark.

"Hello Kate, how are you?" Loki asked, covering both of your hands in his as you attempted to shoot another spark at Pietro.

"I'm good thank you Mr Laufeyson" she nodded nervously.

"Kateeeee" you sighed. "We have first names that you're allowed to use."

"Sorry Miss- Sorry Y/n."

"So, someone finally wants Snail Man?" Nat smirked, appearing out of nowhere. "There must be something wrong."

Kate's eyes widened. "No no no I swear! I would never-"

"She's just kidding sweetheart" Wanda interrupted, walking with Vision. "It's amazing to meet you! Please don't take anything offensive that my brother says to heart, he is trying."

"Hey!" Pietro complained, glaring at his sister. "Thank you for your input everybody, I'm sure I can show Kate around without your assistance."

"There's something wrong with him" you and Loki said at the same time.

"Why?" Tony asked.

"He used a word with more than three syllables" You replied, shrieking as Pietro whizzed over and picked you up, throwing you onto the couch.

"Don't listen to her" the speedster told Kate as you smirked over at them. "Would you like a tour?"

"I'd love one" she smiled shyly, following him upstairs.

"Hold up, how is he walking?" Sam questioned.

Everyone turned to an innocent looking Loki, who shrugged.

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"So she shoots?" Clint asked interestedly.

"Yep, she's very good" you replied from your position on the ceiling. "I was doing a night shift with an emo god and she nearly shot us."

"Darling, I am not emo."

"Really? Then why are you dressed like one?"

"Hey!" He grumbled, looking down at his black pants and sweater. "It's comfortable."

"You're mean to your husband" Sharon glared. "Why did you marry her if she's going to bully you?"

"Because she makes good cheese toasties" he replied with a smirk.

"Damn right I do" you said proudly. "Any other reasons?"

"Nope."

"Fair enough."

"Is this a healthy relationship?" Steve asked carefully.

"No" the pair of you chorused, grinning at each other.

"Obviously it is Steve" Bruce sighed, adjusting his glasses as he watched Nat practicing her knife throwing into a small animal plushie. "They're just kidding."

"Are we though?" Loki questioned, smiling as Bruce looked terrified. "It's okay Bruce, I'm just kidding."

"Ridiculous" Sharon mumbled.

"It's not ridiculous, puny mortal" you replied, jumping down from the ceiling, rolling your eyes as Loki caught you. "Lokes, I was going to land on the couch."

"I don't care love, you might hurt yourself. And you're stealing my line."

"Shame" you smirked as the God rolled his eyes, chuckling.

"You know for a goddess and the Emerald Sorceress, you should be a lot more responsible" Sharon sneered.

"Oh for fucks sake, we've been over this" you groaned, flipping her off. "I am responsible, I'm just not working right now or doing anything important."

"You never do anything important" Bucky snickered, ducking as you threw a lamp at him.

Loki waved his hand, vanishing it before it could smash through the window, much to the relief of Tony.

"Lokiiiiii" you whinged, punching his shoulder lightly. "I wanted that to smash the window."

"Then throw another one."

"NO!" Tony shouted, running around frantically trying to hold on to all of his lamps. "Friday! Initiate furniture lockdown system!"

"No."

"What?? Why??"

"Because I believe it would be funny to witness Miss Laufeyson throw a lamp out of the window Mr Stark" the AI replied, causing everyone to burst out laughing.

"Friday! I created you! You're supposed to be loyal to me!" he shrieked, chasing the lamp you were floating around the room.

"This is fun" you laughed, tucking yourself under Loki's arm where he was sitting on the couch.

"You are evil darling" he whispered, smirking as the whole team ran around the room trying to catch all the furniture items that were whizzing around.

"Thank you" you grinned, floating the couch into the kitchen and grabbing (Your favourite snack). "A personality trait I work hard to uphold."

"Y/N! PUT THE FURNITURE DOWN!" Steve shouted, holding onto a lampshade that was flying near the ceiling.

"No thank you."

"LOKI YOUR WIFE IS THE WORST!" Sharon shrieked, holding onto a footstool.

Loki glared at her, waving his hand and dropping the footstool, however Thor caught her before she could hit the ground.

"Thor! Drop her!" Loki called out as his brother looked over in confusion from where he had been sitting peacefully in an armchair.

"But-"

"She insulted my wife!"

"Not cool!" Thor gasped, dropping the agent onto the floor with a thud. "No one gets to insult my sister."

"Except me."

"Shut up Loki."

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