"Hellooooo asshole" you sang out, skipping down the stairs with Loki following. Peter glared at you from behind the glass.

"You really need a bodyguard?" he snorted as Loki leant against the wall.

"Nope."

"Then what is he?" he asked sarcastically.

"A God" Loki answered with a smirk.

"And a Prince. And my boyfriend" you added. Peter's face fell at your words.

"Oh cut the crap spider" you said.

"I could love you so much better" he muttered.

You laughed. "How so?"

"I would buy you things, take you on dates. I'm so much better!"

"And that is exactly why you don't have a relationship."

"Why?" he asked, glaring at you.

"Because Loki doesn't need to do any of that to show he loves me."

"And what does he do better than me?"

"He spends time with me. He knows how to have fun. He's really sweet to me but sarcastic to everyone else" you said, turning to grin at Loki.

"And he doesn't harass me, kidnap me and give me scars" you added, indicating to the fading lines on your face and arms.

"But I love you!" Peter shouted.

"That's nice" you replied. Loki walked up behind you, wrapping an arm protectively around your waist.

"Loki he can't hurt me there's a wall" you said, looking up at him.

"Just showing what's mine" he said simply, still staring at Peter. You smiled before looking back at the cell.

"And why do you love me Peter?" you asked.

You and Loki had a suspicion as to why he kidnapped you and you were going to find out why.

"Because you might be the Emerald Sorceress! You said that she is extremely powerful" he said, before his eyes widened.

"So you kidnapped me to have power? Pathetic" you said, taking Loki's hand walking out of the room.

"You alright love?"

"I'm amazing" you said, grinning.

"That you are" Loki replied.

You rolled your eyes. "Thanks Lokes, but I was referring to my happiness level."

Now it was his turn to grin. "I know."

---------------------------------------------------------

You gasped and sat up straight.

"What's wrong darling?" Loki asked quickly, putting his book down.

"I just realised that when you drive the only thing stopping you from dying is a painted line and an unspoken agreement not to play bumper cars!" you said excitedly. Loki rolled his eyes, smiling. The team burst out laughing.

"Seriously? You mustn't be very smart" Sharon scoffed. Loki gave her the finger.

"Yes! My brother has learnt a Midgardian custom!" Thor said excitedly while Sharon glared at the brothers.

"I am actually extremely intelligent bitch" you said, flicking your hair.

"You don't talk like you came from another planet, you just sound like a human" she answered.

"Hun I've been on Midgard for over 400 years. I talk like this as not to draw attention. If I was to return to Alfheim it would change."

"400 years?" she said, gaping.

"You thought your popsicle ass boyfriend over here was old?"

"Don't call him that!"

"I'll call him what I like because, if you haven't noticed, he doesn't mind" you said, jumping up and ruffling Steve's hair on the way past. You walked over to Loki and curled up against his side. He put his arms around you and kissed the top your head.

"Stop being cute" Pietro grumbled.

"One day pp, one day" you said as Loki ran his fingers through your hair.

"Don't call me pp."

"No can do."

He rolled his eyes. "You can't even complain! You've got a boyfriend who is entirely devoted to you and hates everyone else except his brother!"

"That's true" Loki commented. Thor grinned.

"Do I look like I'm complaining?" you said, laying your head in Loki's lap. "Plus I had to wait 1,225 years for this."

"1,345 for me" Loki said.

"Ok fair enough" Pietro said with a sigh.

"I hardly had to wait for Pepper" Tony said smugly.

"Yeah but these two are basically soulmates" Wanda said and Loki grinned at you.

"What do you mean?" Steve asked.

"Dude they speak in sync and finish each other sentences" Sam said.

"That doesn't make them soulmates" Sharon scoffed.

"Shut it." You and Loki laughed as you realised that you'd spoken at the same time.

"SEE!"

"Prove it" Sharon said crossing her arms.

You and Loki rolled your eyes. The team grinned. You sat up and leant against Loki again, facing Sharon.

"And how do you suggest we do that?" you asked her.

"Someone asks you questions and if you get the same answers I'll believe it."

"You won't believe it" Loki said, pulling you into his lap so he could braid your hair.

"Who thought the God of Mischief would like braiding hair?" Bucky said with a grin. Loki glared at him.

"Shush mortal, its fun."

"And what does Thor like to do?" Sharon questioned.

"Eat poptarts" you and Loki said at the same time.

"Sharon they basically have the same mind" Steve said. She rolled her eyes.

"You're just jealous" Clint commented from the vents.

"I am not!"

"You and Steve don't ever touch each other" Sam said. "That doesn't count" he added as Steve put an arm around her shoulders.

"I am not discrediting your relationship, however Sam does have point" Vision said.

"How?" Sharon asked, glaring at him.

"Well, you two only ever make physical contact when someone prompts you and even then it's only minimal. Then look at these two" he answered, gesturing to the two of you as Loki played with your hair.

"What about them?" Everyone rolled their eyes.

"You basically can't separate them" Clint said.

"Well that's because I'd kill them" Loki commented.

"They're not around each other that often" Sharon sneered, clearly being defensive.

"Sharon you're just being stupid now" Nat said, throwing a butter knife up and catching it repeatedly. She looked up at you from where she was lying on the floor, smiling as she watched Loki twist your hair into a complicated pattern.

"Then tell me how they're so close" she said sarcastically.

"Loki's always got his arm around n/n's waist" Bruce said.

"Or holds her hand" Tony added.

"Or is playing with her hair" Wanda joined in.

"Or is hugging her" Vision said.

"Or is kissing her cheek or the top of her head" Clint called out.

"Or giving her piggybacks to make her feel taller, which is slightly pathetic" Bucky said, grinning at you. You poked your tongue out at him.

"You try being an elf!" you said.

"You picked the tallest boyfriend you could find" Sam added.

"You're all taller than me! Even Pietro!" you complained.

"All good things come in small packages" Loki remarked.

"Then I guess you I should return you" you said cheekily, turning to grin at him.

"Haha" he said sarcastically, rolling his eyes.

"I guess I'll keep you around a little longer" you sighed.

"Thanks love."

"Just get married already" Nat said, smirking as you threw a dagger at her and Sharon shrieked.

"I'M SO LONELY" Pietro whined, throwing himself to the floor dramatically.

"1,225 years Pietro."

"Shut up y/n."