Aiger: *found some asphault and takes it*

In the kitchen

Aiger: *puts cream, sprinkles and etc to make it look like a cake*

Aiger: *gives it to Dante* Hey Dante! Want some?

Dante: Cake!!! *grabs it and bites it*

Dante: Wait? Why is it too hard to chew?

Aiger: *laughing his @$$ off*

Aiger: I highly recommend you all to do this! :D