There was a couple in Scotland who had just

moved into an old castle. It wasn't long

before they decided to empty out the wine cellar.

They found a large barrel of brandy. They tried

moving it and even got a few friends to help, but

they couldn't budge it. In the end, they decided to

have a housewarming party and give glasses of

brandy out to empty the barrel and make it easier to

move. A few days after the party, they went into the

cellar and tried to move the barrel again. It still

wouldn't move. The husband got his saw in order to

cut it into smaller pieces and they cut off the top of

the barrel. Inside was a dead body and they had

drank the brandy that had preserved it.