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A man leaves his house every

morning to walk to work and

passes a mental hospital

surrounded by a wooden fence.

Every morning the patients are out

in the yard and he can hear them

saying in unison,

“10, 10, 10, 10, 10″.

One day, he gets curious and looks

through a hole in the fence.

Suddenly, a stick shoots out and

pokes him in the eye.

“FUCK! He says to himself.”

While walking away pissed off he

can hear the patients saying,

“11, 11, 11, 11, 11″