Not sure why I made this, but suffer

Y/n pov:

I woke up from my slumber, and for some reason, I was in some kind of city, instead of the forest that I live in near plumeria.

Deciding to explore this new setting, I walked passed the dragon, and into the road. Little did I Know, I would run into an all too familiar foe...

???:鹿くん、私から無事だと思いましたか？

Y/n: I don't have Google translate, can you switch to dubbed?

???: Oh sorry. HA! Did you think you were safe from me?

Oh no! My greatest enemy, truck Kun!

He started barreling down the road, ready to turn me into an anime protagonist, but luckily for me...

He forgot to turn his headlights on! I quickly sidestepped forward, forgetting that that was the direction that he was in, then got smacked all the way to down town.

Thankfully, I survived that encounter and I could prance around a field another day. Deciding that I didn't want to go around defenseless, I picked up the pistol that was on the ground for some reason, and put them where my antlers would be. Well, at least I know what country I'm in.

Now that I was packing heat, I decided to explore once more. The city was strange, to say the least. There were cows beating a homeless man to death, an elephant flying using it's ears, an ominous island surrounded by fog past the coastline and a pagoda in the distance.

At least the community was caring, as I saw people giving each other flu shots underneath a bridge.

Seeing all the chaos around me, I knew what I had to do: assert my dominance.

Since I had a gun, I decided to shoot some random person to see if anyone would react.

It took like five shots, but no one really cared. I decided to try again, but on some albino guy instead. The second I aimed the gun though, I started hearing sirens from the distance.

Several trap doors opened around the city, revealing sheep with batons in their...hands? They started chasing after me, and I began to flee.

After some running, I found some building with a sign that said "police".
After further inspection, I saw several automatic weapons in the parking lot, and I of course taped all of them to my body.

The sheep then caught up to me, ready to kill me at a moments notice.
Knowing that deer with firearms are the natural predators to sheep, I lined up all of the guns,  lit a cigar and put some sunglasses on, then I proceeded to gun down the sheep.

After several minutes of unloading bullets into them, I had came out victorious, until I noticed a car with red and blue lights on top of if that was heading straight for me.

As the car came to a stop in front of me, it began to life into the air, revealing a polar bear underneath the car. Knowing that polar bears are the natural predators of deer, I took this threat far more seriously than with the sheep.

The polar bear swung its massive claws at me, narrowly missing and taking a few hairs off of my back.

As it swung at me once more, I ducked under its massive arm and began shooting at it. After repeating this process several times, I came out victorious once more.

Feeling accomplished of myself, I stared at my kill proudly, before my deer senses kicked in. Everything felt like it was in slow motion, and I saw several bullets fly towards me. I quickly did a backflip, making the first bullet miss, then I did a twirl mid air to make the other two bullets miss by only a few inches.

After there were no more bullets coming in my direction, I tried finding the danger in the area. Right in front of me was a massive rabbit wearing a blue hat with the word "police" on the front, holding a sniper rifle.

I quickly took cover behind a bench before he could fire at me once more, when I spotted a grenade in the nearby trashcan. Picking up both the grenade and the homeless man sleeping on the bench, I leaped over the bench and ran towards the rabbit.

The rabbit began firing, but the homeless man proved to be a great shield as none of the bullets hit me. Once I closed the distance, I threw the homeless man at him as a distraction, and then pulled the grenades pin while it was now in the homeless man's hand. After I slowly walked away without looking back, the grenade created an explosion that was far too big to come from a grenade. What was left of the scene, was a smoldering crater, and a beautiful sniper rifle that I strapped to my head.

I had done it, I was finally the alpha. However, right before I could celebrate, I saw a dark silhouette in the sky, that fell from the heavens and onto the nearby island that I mentioned before. Now realizing that my journey had reached the climax, I ran as fast as I could to defeat the final enemy.

I ran across the water like deer Jesus, and made my way past the rock arc and to the island that resembled an arena. And right there standing in front of me, was a massive corgi that was at least twenty feet tall.

As I approached the adorable beast, I held onto my katana's handle tightly, with awesome music in the background and an anxious feeling crawling around in my throat.

Y/n: I have gunned down the rest of your minions, but for you, we will have an honorable battle.

The corgi simply gave me a maniacal laugh, and roared a thunderous bark. Suddenly, two sheep, two polar bears and a rabbit all of equal size to the corgi jumped into the arena from behind the corgi. I soon witnessed all of my greatest sins forming in front of me.

The corgi leaped a great distance into the air, while the rabbit walked on its ears towards the sheep. As the rabbit stepped on the two sheep, a loud clicking sound was made and they seemingly connected to each other. The corgi fell back down now on top of the bottom side of the rabbit, and the two polar bears with massive police cars on them attached to the rabbit's sides.

All together, They had created a massive amalgamation with sheep as feet, polar bears as arms, rabbit as torso and the corgi acting as the head. All of which was ready to kick my ass.

I had dropped the katana, since this was clearly no longer an honorable battle and began shooting at the creature. However, it did nothing to stop it.

One of the polar bears was winded backwards, and stretched towards me in a painful looking way. I narrowly dodged it as it was sent flying into the ground, seemingly shaking the entire world.

As it pulled its arm back, I had gotten an idea. I started shooting at the sheep in an attempt to throw it off balance, when it collapsed to the ground, and the dog made a whining sound.

As it was stunned, I began shooting the police cars as well. Once I shot them enough, they flipped upside down, revealing big red buttons with a deer symbol on each one's surface. Soon after, the creature got up with a limp and weaker arms.

It decided to stretch another polar bear at me, but this time, it struggled to pull back out of the ground, making a decent bridge straight to the button.

I ran up the elongated polar bear and face planted into the button, which caused an explosion that killed the first polar bear. Now the creature only had one arm to attack me with.

As the new crippled animal Voltron roared at me, I t swung its massive arm along the arena, and I grabbed hold for deer life, now swinging high above the air. If I were to fall off, I'd surely die.

As it returned the arm back to its original position, I leaped into the air, and landed on the second button. An explosion occurred which completely separated all of the animals, leaving nothing but the corgi to deal with.

It began chasing its tail around the arena, causing much damage to the rocks and walls.

We fought head to head over the span of many moons, both of us unsure who would come out victorious. After day three, we both agreed to take a small break at a nearby coffee shop, and we had wonderful time talking to each other. However, the break ended, and we were back to fighting for our lives.

Finally...after five days... I have come out victorious. The corgi began to speak to me in its dying breaths.

Doggo: you may have bested me, but you are not the only one who has. You still have a great danger in the near future...and I will lead you to it. During our coffee break, you taught me the true power of friendship, and for that, I owe you my live.

The corgi bowed to me, before we both got interrupted by a medium sized tuna.

Tuna: wow, that was a cool fight. If only it didn't last fifteen minutes and thirty two seconds. On top of that, you guys took a ten minute break, so it was really just five minutes and thirty two seconds.

Doggo/(y/n):............

Y/n: want some tuna?

Doggo: yes

After we had eaten an amazing seafood diner, the corgi lead me to the pagoda that I had seen from before.
What I hadn't noticed though, were the two big buttons, one of a deer, and one of a fluffy corgi. Instinctively, we both stepped on our respective button, creating a strange portal that had formed in front of us.

Doggo: step inside the portal, and you will face a threat like no other. the one who conquered countries all across the disc. Are you sure you're ready?

Y/n: I a-, wait, the disc?

Doggo: y'know, like the shape of the world.

Y/n: oh. I am ready.

The corgi bowed its head, and walked off into the distance. As I started into the portal, I saw something. It was heavily distorted, but it looked like a sword in front of some figure that were the colors of white and yellow.

I stepped into the portal, and all of a sudden went dark. It felt like the room that I wasn't in was spinning, and I was being twisted like a politician's words. After a few seconds, I started to hear familiar voices.

???: that didn't work. What even happened?

Her: they were e-t---     ---d    ------

I couldn't quite hear the last part, but I absolutely recognized the voice. It was the nice lady!

Eventually, I woke up feeling numb in a pool of water. After successfully standing up, I checked my surroundings.

I was still in front of the pagoda, but the rest of the city was entirely different. The water level had risen,
The sky was darker, all of the buildings were massive in size and stretched far into the sky, and there are flying cars now. It then dawned on me

I was in the future.

I also realized that DEEER SIMULATOR is a fantastic game. I also don't care if you don't like this, I'm making a part two