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Tᕼᗴ new Avengers compound was even more nice then the old one if that was possible. Vision met them at the door, the red colored mind stone creation was quite, withdrawn ever since the events that took place after Captain America decided to not sign the Sokovia Accords.

"Mr. Stark is waiting for you in the lab." Vision greeted monotonously. Peter nodded, eying the new compound in awe. He had only been there once before after the whole ordeal of his crush's father being a crazy dude dressed in a bird suit trying to kill him. Relax. Stay calm. You got this, dumbass. Sam Wilson's voice once again echoed in his head.

Fiona didn't follow him to the lab and for that Peter sighed in relief. It would be much harder to concentrate on staying normal around Mr. Stark after just having sex with his daughter in her car if said daughter wasn't around.

The rain outside had settled into light drizzles as Peter rode inside the elevator, F.R.I.D.A.Y.'s voice echoed around him in greeting. "Good afternoon, Peter."

"Parker!" Tony exclaimed where he was bent over what appeared to be his new enhanced suit. It looked the same pretty much letting Peter know that there were no drastic changes made other then some minor upgrades.

"Hey, kid." James Rhodes nodded at him in greeting where he lounged in a chair nearby housing a beer as he watched his best friend work. Peter smiled somewhat nervously, the expression not going unnoticed by Rhodey who furrowed his brows together after him.

"How's the legs?" Peter decided to ask, Rhodey already forgetting about his nervous behavior. "Better then ever." Rhodey stood, stretching the new vibranium braces, a gift from King T'Challa after the opening of Wakanda to the world. "Strongest Avenger, who?"

"The Secretary of State is on the phone." Vision interrupted, appearing beside Peter causing him to jump back slightly startled. "Put him on hold." Smirked Tony causing Rhodey to snort.

Vision nodded turning to leave but paused. "Mr. Parker, it seems as though your fly as they say is down."

Peter's eyes widened, face flushing red with embarrassment as he quickly zipped his pants. His heart pounded in his ears as he gulped avoiding making eye contact with either Tony or Rhodey in case one of the other men caught onto his earlier activities. He thought he had straightened himself up before leaving the car but of course luck was not on his side.

"Why so nervous, kid?" Rhodey questioned eying him curiously causing Peter to laugh even more nervous as he moved beside Tony. "I'm not. Maybe your old age is just catching up with you, making you see things."

Rhodey gaped at him as Tony laughed. "One more comment like that and one of these vibranium braces are gonna disappear invisibly like there country up your ass."

"Okay, what do you think?" Tony held up the new suit. "I added a new button on the spider that can access the compound in case of backup, Rhodey will be there."

"What?" Rhodey exclaimed. "No, Tony, I did not sign up to fight bicycle thieves."

"You do now." Tony grinned, patting his friend on the shoulder whilst Rhodey pouted. "So, you're like my sidekick now?" Peter joked causing Rhodey to scoff. "James Rhodes has never and will never be anyone's sidekick."

"Watch out, Parker." Fiona spoke up behind them. "Uncle Rhodey gets touchy when someone mentions the S word."

Rhodey rolled his eyes at his goddaughter. "I do not get touchy." He argued as Fiona kissed him on the cheek. Peter gulped having an inner argument with Sam Wilson in his head. Perhaps he was going crazy. Damn kid, you just had to go and have sex with Iron Man's daughter who also just happens to be War Machine's goddaughter. I can't physically laugh at you considering I'm just a conscious in your head but I am. Dumbass.

"Shut up!" He whispered, hissed. "What?" Asked Tony, furrowing his brows at him in confusion and concern. "You alright there, Parker?"

"Umm... yes. Totally. I'm fine." Peter forced a surprisingly convincing reassuring smile. "Thanks for the upgrade, Mr. Stark."

Rhodey narrowed his eyes at him. "So, kid, you ever get another girl after birdman's daughter?"

Peter knew his face had turned red as he avoided his eyes solely on his new suit, pretending to be admiring some of the new adjustments. "Liz? No... not really." Liar. You think uncle flyboy don't know you lying?

Peter could feel Fiona's heated gaze on his back alongside Rhodey's suspicious one.

"Mr. Stark, I'm afraid the Secretary of State is insisting you speak with him." Vision appeared once again causing Tony to sigh in over dramatic annoyance. "Put him through."

Secretary Ross' exasperated face appeared on a holographic screen before them. "Tony, do you know anything about Romanoff being spotted outside of Russia or how someone claimed that Captain America saved their life in Nigeria?"

"Well... hold on just a minute." Tony gave the secretary an apologetic look before nodding towards Vision. "Tony, no. Stark, do not put me on hol..."

"You know he's probably just going to show up here now?" Rhodey laughed. "I should get out of here then." Tony grabbed his leather jacket, pulling it on along with his sunglasses. "Vision, if Secretary Ross does decide to grace the compound with his presence, tell him I'm in therapy."

Peter grabbed his suit, shoving it inside of his backpack. "Sweetheart, see to it that Parker gets home without webbing up any innocent car thieves."

Peter groaned at the mention of the time he mistakenly thought a young man who had locked his keys inside his car was trying to steal the automobile. "Of course." Fiona nodded, smirking at Peter, the action not going under the radar of one uncle James Rhodes.

Rhodey watched the two teens leave behind Tony with narrowed eyes and decided to question Vision. "Do you think those two are..."

"Are you implying if I think or suspect that Mr. Parker and Ms. Fiona are engaging in hormonal sexual intercourse?" Vision asked causing Rhodey to frown at the thought of Peter and his goddaughter having sex. "Ms. Fiona says it is not polite to snoop in people's business."

Rhodey shook his head at Vision as he disappeared through a wall. Sighing, Rhodey contemplated on whatever was obvious to the eye, except Tony, was going on between Parker and Fiona and smirked when an idea struck him.

"Karen."

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