Thornfield Hall.

Thornfield Hall.

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As fifteen-year-old (turning sixteen in a month), Donovan Salazar moves from sunny Los Angeles to Edinburgh, Scotland to attend an academy only for the smartest, he slowly finds out that it wasn't just for the smartest, but for different people. "Special" people. And to be fit in with that group of special people, he had something that no one, besides the people at the school had. Something that made him special.…

Nonsense

Nonsense

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V O L T R O N M A R C H I N G B A N D A UKeith Kogane has been shuttled from foster home to foster home ever since he was little. Every town has been easily forgettable, nothing special. But that's until he starts going to Garrison High. Keith becomes the head snare, and the band becomes his life. Everything is going smoothly, until someone screwed it up. Keith is taking none of this guy's nonsense. Who does he think he is?!?Lance McClain is in the color guard, and usually he's good at what he does. But that lasts until a certain mullet catches his eye. He keeps trying to get a better look at the violet eyed beauty, until he hits him with his flag. Whoops.Lance and Keith have gotten off to a rocky start, but with the times they have coming ahead, they will have to learn to put their differences aside and become friends.Maybe even more than friends. Join Keith, Lance, and the rest of the Voltron crew as they lovingly fumble through life.…

Thornfield Manor

Thornfield Manor

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Setting:The novel is set in the 17th century in the English countryside, at the grand estate of Thornfield Manor. The manor, surrounded by lush gardens and rolling hills, is home to the wealthy Thornfield family and their loyal staff. The story unfolds against the backdrop of political intrigue, societal expectations, and the ever-changing landscape of the 17th century England.…

What Goes Around Comes Around, Dieter

What Goes Around Comes Around, Dieter

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A crazy story originally written in 2000 using Modern Talking caricatures as the protagonists. It should probably not be read by anyone. This is the updated version written some years later, where I corrected spelling/grammar mistakes and tightened up the prose and turned it into an actual film manuscript, but Wattpad doesn't really support that kind of formatting.Basic premise: Turns out all the names in Dieter's songs weren't just random names, they were actual people, and those random people have finally decided to, ahh, unionise and demand the royalties they're owed for being the subject of platinum-selling pop songs. It all goes downhill from there.What should perhaps be pointed out is that this was one of several insane stories written by a group of fans back in the day. One person, known as Mandana, started writing in this style, and then a few more of us tagged along because we thought it was an awesome idea. It was good fun while it lasted. :) You could say it's done in the cartoon style of "Dieter - Der Film", except these stories pre-date the film.Mandana basically cemented the exaggerated characters into what is seen here. The stories all make loads of references to songs from their careers, public perceptions of them as people (including catchphrases, obviously), various interviews, and sometimes even rumours. I don't think any of us claim these stories are particularly well-written, just that we had lots of fun writing them at the time, not to mention reading them.This story is dedicated to those girls: Mandana from Sweden, Jana from Russia and Elaine from Malaysia.…

Fly Me to Neverland

Fly Me to Neverland

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--WARNING: DO NOT READ IF YOU ARE OPPOSED TO ANGST-- --ALL CHARACTERS BELONG TO DISNEY-- --SHORT STORY--- W E N D Y H A S B E E N F O R G O T T E N T I N K I S L O S I N G H E R G L O W P E T E R P A N I S F A D I N G…

Romantic Warriors - A Backstage Story

Romantic Warriors - A Backstage Story

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Written 2 September 1999 and details the entirely fictional account of a Swedish fangirl going backstage to meet her German heroes Modern Talking for the first time. It's all terribly cute in all its nostalgia.Everyone in the story has such obvious Swedish names as well. LOL.…

The Flying Doctors: Just in Time

The Flying Doctors: Just in Time

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Please note this was written in 1996 and hasn't been edited since and not even read for a good 10 years at least. I was about 13 at the time I wrote this, and apparently didn't really do descriptions at all, from the looks of things. o.O My English has improved since, and if I ever re-wrote this (OH GOD I'M SO TEMPTED!!!!!), I'd totally leave out the computer bit. Good grief, what was I thinking?!Anyway. Plot:Dr Kaye O'Sullivan is a new addition to the team of flying doctors in the Outback town of Coopers Crossing, NSW, Australia. Like every other new doctor who has ever set their foot in the original TV series, the locals look upon their new quack with great suspicion. She's not just a newbie, but a WOMAN.…

The Sheriff's Wife

The Sheriff's Wife

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In medieval France, Marie de la Croix is high in society, but has not managed to produce an heir to her brutal husband. When the local carpenter is brought in to make some new furniture, Marie realises that there is another life available to her than that of just being the Sheriff's wife.***This is a short story and it will not be continued in present form, as it was basically just a first draft of a (surprisingly long) chapter of a NaNovel about something completely different. (I won't put that 2007 NaNovel on here because it's 52k long and turned out to be a collection of scenes without anything resembling a plot.)The chapter was meant to be a sort of flashback to a previous life lived by the four main characters, but those references have been removed to make it stand-alone. If I continue with the story of the sheriff's wife, I'd start from scratch and fill it out a lot more, as this is really just a synopsis. :)…

The Wheel of Time: The Wind Bringing Snow

The Wheel of Time: The Wind Bringing Snow

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This story was something I wrote in a Swedish "Wheel of Time" based play-by-post roleplaying game many years ago (2003?) and did a rough translation of in order to send to the guy who would later end up my husband. :) I wrote it as a way for me to get rid of a bunch of characters at once, as well as a chance to write something about all my characters and what they were up to.I still like the feel of the story, but the text could do with a lot of work in general, realistically. Seeing as how it was only ever meant as a post in a play-by-post roleplaying game, aside from updating the text a little to make me want to gouge my eyes out slightly less, I doubt I'll go back and do more work on it.Oh yeah, and because they were roleplaying characters, why you get some oddities that wouldn't be okay with canon. Like Aes Sedai born and raised in the Aiel Waste, and Aes Sedai-Accepted relationships that are a wee bit too friendly, etc. *cough* (And spoiler: servants Janus and Atanea are the same person - it's Zoula in disguise. And the girl with the braids at the end is a ghost.)…

Bai Fumei in the '70s

Bai Fumei in the '70s

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A villager who was so poor that he couldn't afford a bride price, who was not educated and was lazy, actually got a beautiful and rich wife from the city! The beautiful and rich Bai (white) Fu (rich) Mei (beautiful), Zhao Lanxiang was reborn, and the first thing she did after she woke up was to find her husband in a hurry.In their last life, they met each other in their later years. He had suffered throughout the ups and downs of life and she was scarred for life. They warmed and healed each other in their remaining years.In this life, she decided to give this man a good beginning, help him avoid the hidden arrows, and walk onto the bright road!However ...... Who can tell her why her steady and refined husband was a cold, fierce and thorny bully as a young man?The rough man impatiently pressed the Bai Fumei into a cornfield, patted her tender face and said fiercely, "You know, you can't run away if you mess with me again."…

Waves

Waves

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Nora Kane was drowning on dry land. All her life, she'd been thrown from foster home to foster home. Some of them were at least okay. Others...not so much.When Nora has decided that she'd seen enough cornfields to last her the rest of her life, she applied for a foreign exchange student program to Bondi Beach, the largest beach in Australia. After all, what can be better than a change in scenery and a very stable home?Mouse is ready for a change in his life. Lifeguarding has always been his dream job, and owning a flat right next to the beach where he works is also pretty great. But he's lonelier than he thought he would be, and it's time for someone new to step into the scene. Maybe a foreign exchange student is exactly what he needs.Or, Nora goes to live with Mouse as a foreign exchange student.--This story is not a romance, nor will it contain any sort of smut because that is gross.RANKINGS#1 Minnesota (4.24.23)#1 bondirescue (4.24.23)#1 cornfields (4.24.23)#1 deano (4.24.23)#2 nebraska (4.24.23)#3 sharks (4.24.23)#4 iowa (4.24.23)#4 foreignexchange (4.24.23)#6 harries (4.24.23)#7 mouse (4.24.23)#9 harrisonreid (4.24.23)…

Jane Eyre (1847)

Jane Eyre (1847)

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"Jane Eyre" follows the emotions and experiences of its eponymous character, including her growth to adulthood, and her love for Mr. Rochester, the byronic master of fictitious Thornfield Hall.…

Jane Eyre: An Autobiography

Jane Eyre: An Autobiography

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"Jane Eyre is a novel by English writer Charlotte Brontë on 16 October 1847. Jane Eyre follows the experiences of its eponymous heroine, including her growth to adulthood and her love for Mr. Rochester, the brooding master of Thornfield Hall." -Wikipedia"Orphaned as a child, Jane has felt an outcast her whole young life. Her courage is tested once again when she arrives at Thornfield Hall, where she has been hired by the brooding, proud Edward Rochester to care for his ward Adèle. Jane finds herself drawn to his troubled yet kind spirit. She falls in love. Hard.But there is a terrifying secret inside the gloomy, forbidding Thornfield Hall. Is Rochester hiding from Jane? Will Jane be left heartbroken and exiled once again?" -GoodreadsMore readable version of "Jane Eyre: An Autobiography" from the Gutenberg library.…

Creativity Tickled the Cat

Creativity Tickled the Cat

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Random attempts at creative writing that are too short to warrant their own titles."Who Am I?" (2004-2005?) is basically a collection of in-jokes for Sam Neill fans. The text contains about 70 references (I think) to projects he's been in. Even I don't get all the references any more. Maybe a re-watch is due!"Defeating the Galactic Empire" (2008) is about the Sennet brothers, a couple of my play-by-post roleplaying characters, playing Star Wars in the back garden."Barty Crouch Jr. meets the Death Eaters at the Quidditch World Cup arena" is a blatant Life of Brian rip-off thrown together at some point."Walk the Dog or Lost in Koblenz" (1999? 2000?) is Modern Talking (well, technically Thomas Anders) fanfic from way back when. The main character is meeting up with her friend in Germany, gets lost, asks a random dog walker for directions without realising he happens to be a best-selling recording artist. This somehow got translated into Vietnamese by someone, who published it in his university's student paper or something like that. He actually sent me a hardcopy! It had an illustration and everything. :)…

Stewie and Brian and the Wizard of Oz

Stewie and Brian and the Wizard of Oz

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Tom the Cat and Jerry the Mouse (along with Stewie and Brian Griffin) get whisked away into The land of Oz (Family Guy belongs to FOX, Tom and Jerry & the Wizard of Oz belongs to Warner Bros).…

Masked Hearts: A Jane Eyre Fanfiction

Masked Hearts: A Jane Eyre Fanfiction

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In "Masked Hearts," Blanche Ingram flees Thornfield Manor after discovering the truth about Mr. Rochester's deceit. Finding solace in the arms of a mysterious stranger at a masquerade ball, she begins a journey of self-discovery and newfound love. Set against the backdrop of Thornfield's haunting secrets, Blanche embarks on a quest for truth and happiness in this captivating spin-off of Charlotte Brontë's classic tale, "Jane Eyre."…

Slender the arrival (my version)

Slender the arrival (my version)

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The story line was made five years ago I'm sorry if it triggers any of you because that was old when Laphin Hyena did voice acting back then. Anyways, this story has been on my mind for a long time and I wanted to write this story so I can get it off my chest.…

Jane Eyre Fanfiction

Jane Eyre Fanfiction

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Hello Reader, If you are a fan of the original Jane Eyre, but had some qualms in way of the ending? or Just want more?Fear not, Here I offer a parallel universe in which Jane does not run away from Thornfield hall, as she does in the original novel. My story starts from the moment when Mr. Rochester has already proposed to Jane, they made it to their wedding but had been rudely interrupted by Mason (Bertha's brother) who proclaimed that Rochester was already a married man and therefore not allowed to marry again. And to this Jane reacts - but our story takes a twist. - Think Cinderella but twisted.…

Wheels Down

Wheels Down

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the BAU Is heading back from A Case exept tings do not quite go as planned...…