A Real Man Buys Tampons

A Real Man Buys Tampons

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This is the story of Ollie, the man who willingly drove to the store at midnight, went in with an unbeknown faulty credit card and a confident stride in his step, and came out with a blush, tampons, and a phone number. This is the story of a true man.(Quick warning) I wrote this when i was like fifteen or sixteen- and looking back now I was a completely naive and disgusting child. So bare with me, read this because i wrote it to be read but remember it will be entirely disgustingly cliche and slightly disappointing (i was trying to be edgy okay leave me alone) THANK YOU so much for all the love, and read at your own risk!!!…

TAMPONS | PHAN

TAMPONS | PHAN

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TAMPONS | PHAN"I didn't think they were for you"When one boy goes to buy tampons for his girlfriend, he never expects to find himself falling for the cashier that checks him out (in more ways than one). ROOMON © 2016…

esstun and tampons

esstun and tampons

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esstun vanted tampon. lana didt'n gevi him tapmon. hi kileed her.…

Thief

Thief

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24 year old Feliciano Vargas' head is full of secrets and pain. Its time for one to discover his real life.…

Tampons and Chocolate

Tampons and Chocolate

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Japan is attacking, Aunt flo's come for a visit, Shark week, Annabeth had heard all of the nicknames, but she liked to refer to it as Satan's sacrificial waterfall - it seemed the most fitting. Percy's working in Walmart, Annabeth ran out of tampons. Percabeth one-shot for those inflicted with the curse of a uterus.…

my art dumpster (๑°ㅁ°๑)

my art dumpster (๑°ㅁ°๑)

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I post my art (mostly digital) ヾ(^-^)ノPLEASE DO NOT STEAL‼️Credit me if ye want to use my art…

The tampons|| Alex from target fanfiction

The tampons|| Alex from target fanfiction

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The best story you will ever readI love you Alex, Alex from target…

A Play About Tampons (and the Man Who Reviewed It)

A Play About Tampons (and the Man Who Reviewed It)

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I really put my MAXImum effort into this one...…

bakugo and y/n first date.. uwu

bakugo and y/n first date.. uwu

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bakugo always pretended to be mean to y/n, but one day that all changed... he had a spot spot for y/n. and only y/n. only y/n could change him..but how....…

Forever ~Cameron Dallas Fanfic

Forever ~Cameron Dallas Fanfic

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I don't know what to put here so. ya.…

The day he bought her tampons. (A Harry Potter Fanfic)

The day he bought her tampons. (A Harry Potter Fanfic)

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"It's just a woman problem Draco. I'm just on my way to see Madam Pomfrey now for a pain reliever potion and I'll be fine." Now Draco Malfoy, like any man, never really needs to know about what time of the month it is. Or when the amazing creature that is a woman defies science by bleeding profusely for up to two weeks without dying? it's mind boggling. FUN LITTLE ONE SHOT OOC/AU…

minion tampon  x reader

minion tampon x reader

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you buy minion tampons and things escalateim slowly loosing my mind…

Captain Condom
Tease [A Billie Eilish story] Discontinued

Tease [A Billie Eilish story] Discontinued

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What will happened between you and a mysterious girl after being stoned and teasing eachother…

Road Trip With Mr. Annoying (In Editing )

Road Trip With Mr. Annoying (In Editing )

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I glared at Tony and held out my hand. "Give me my tampons" I hissed through gritted teeth. Tony smirked and held the package high above his head. "Come and get them then" he replied, that stupid smirk growing. With a sly smile I brought my leg back and kicked him where the sun don't shine. He fell to the ground with a loud groan and released the tampons to nurse himself. I grabbed the box of tampons. "SUCKER!!" I shouted over my shoulder as I ran into the gas station. Ignoring everybody's stares. What happens if you come home from a year in Italy to find your best friend has disappeared? You find out where she went and go after her, vowing to knock some sense into her noggen when you find her. Now, say your best friend has an very annoying, immature older brother is persistent on coming along... What do you do? DON'T LET HIM COME!! He'll just cause unwanted trouble. In Mandy Preston's case, she doesn't get to choose whether or not her best friend's older brother gets to come. He's coming and that's final. Follow Mandy's humourous road trip across the country, filled with Car explosions, Paedophiles, a hitch-hiking raccoon and a deer who has a black belt in karate, with Mr. Annoying!*COMPLETE*…

SECOND MEME BOOK WOOHOOOO

SECOND MEME BOOK WOOHOOOO

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Again what the title saysSecond book yayyyI update oftenIncludes: • taylor swift• 5 sauce• 1D • ot5• Harry Potter• literally anything else and whatever I feel like adding STREAM STREAM STREAM LITERALLY EVERYTHING…

dnf dick and ass💚💙😩😻🙊🍑🍆

dnf dick and ass💚💙😩😻🙊🍑🍆

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HOWDY MOTHERFUCKErs this is a dnf smut me and my friend wrote at 4:23 and my phone at 6% so enjoy our caffine/monster induced smut that we finished around 5 after watching attack on titan and bo burnham so buckle up buttercup cus once ur in were gonna fucking party.THIS IS A JOKE…

Girl meets Chris Evans

Girl meets Chris Evans

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It is VERY important you read 'Girl meets Sebastian Stan' before you read this one.…

Aiming For The Stars

Aiming For The Stars

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Amethyst is Running away on her 18th birthday to discover who she really is, without the influence of anybody in her broken family or her judgemental peers.Elliot, who's been crushing on her the day he met her, couldn't just let her go, he's giving it his best shot to make her love him, to make her stay.…