Spitfire (statehumans)

Spitfire (statehumans)

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(Cover by hellllllnah)(TexasxCalifornia fanfic)California had a bad reputation as a dramatic bitch. Some said he was petty, hot-headed and a drama king. So when a night out at the bar turns into a one night stand with his best friend, his life immediately cascades into drama. He hears people call him a 'ho' 'slut' and 'prostitute' from behind his back, and his anxiety grows so bad it causes him to physically burn up. So what happens when someone unlikely helps him when he's in desperate need? Contains:- suggestive content- cursing - romantic interactions - no written smut, but a lotta making out- self harm- suicidal thoughts and actions - angst and pain- countryhumans - statehumans- loads of fluff…

The United Miracles of America (And Texas)

The United Miracles of America (And Texas)

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Every state is granted a special power upon joining the American nation. This power is a part of them, a fragment of their very soul, and they have to vow to use it only for the good of their nation. From elemental to straight up mystical, us states have it all. Every state has their own unique ability...Every state, except me.Howdy, my name is Texas, the lone star, the only state who didn't get sh*t.I'm not an indestructible diamond like Arkansas, or part animal like Florida, or a perfect little golden child like señor perfecto California who can just turn anything he wants to into pure gold.There has to be a reason I'm like this... right? There has to...And by god I'm gonna find out what that reason is…

Bleeding Out

Bleeding Out

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GOING THROUGH SOME EDITING! The Confederate Battle Flag is alive- But it isn't what you might think. Dixie (as he goes by nowadays) has been stuck inside America's head all these years. First a voice of opposition, then blunt annoyance. Then council. He has changed. And America needs him more than ever.*may be offensive. Dixie is a good guy in this. Do not read if this offends you or if you are triggered by violence…

Bear trap (statehumans CalTex)

Bear trap (statehumans CalTex)

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There are two races in this world, humans and Aerillian, which are humans with animal qualities, that can shapeshift into their animal counterpart. The Aerillian, once divided by predator and prey, joined together in hiding after the humans began to hunt Aerillian for sport. California, a young grizzly bear Aerillian, was always curious to see the world beyond the forest he and his people lived within. Texas, a young farmhand, is doubtful of the Aerillians existence, and is curious of their ethereal allure described to him by his employer, Spain.When these two young men's paths collide, secrets, strange new feelings, and a life-changing discovery turns everything they thought they knew about the other's race upside down.Warnings:- statehumans- countryhumans - the country and statehumans are all kinda just mixed together. There is no obvious separation between state and country, they're all just people - guns- and ships- hunting - idk, vegans?- gay stuff- not super gory, but people do get hurt…

statehumans headcanons !! [OUTDATED]

statehumans headcanons !! [OUTDATED]

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[OUTDATED !!] my headcanons for the us states! will include stuff about specific characters, general hc's, relationships, etc! enjoy ~allierankings: (bc i'm a proud bitch)#1- state 6/09/21…

Texas Time!

Texas Time!

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(Sequel to Tiny Texas Time)Texas is all grown up now!!!!I know! I cried too!!!!…

Tiny Texas Time!

Tiny Texas Time!

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I keep having ideas and they're all about Texas because he's my favorite for no reason other than I just decided that he isAnyway this is more of just a smol thing for chuckles, each chapter will probably only be around 300 words or less, and it's just about Texas being America and Mexico's chaos child(Shh I know there's no reason for this to exist)(Edit: I'm from the future and I lied. This is not smol. It big)…

Flesh, Blood, and Tacos

Flesh, Blood, and Tacos

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I have too many books *POSSIBLY NONEXISTENT UPDATES*Anyway America and Mexico had six kids but everything turned f*cky when they got a divorce. Texas and California ran away to live with America, and America won the rest of his kids through a messy custody battle.Now, without any stinkin kids to worry about, Mexico realizes he's trans. Meanwhile America realizes he has very little desire for women but the Czars son is pretty hot.But now that Soviets dead and America's mental health is at a rapid decline, he needs help raising six kids. And when a certain trans Mexican finds his way back into his life, will things work out for the better this time? Or will things plummet into another painful split?Only time will tell.Warnings:- countryhumans - self harm- suicidal thoughts/actions- transphobia - homophobia - angst(Disclaimer: this is based off of history but doesn't accurately reflect it nor does it reflect current events. Please do your own research before you take everything in this book as fact)…

The Chaos Crew (Statehumans)

The Chaos Crew (Statehumans)

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What do you get when a smooth talking himbo, a ditzy yet calculated male bimbo, a country boy who just wants to drive cool vintage cars and listen to bluesy Rock, and an insane madman living life on god mode are forced to become the ragtag group of 'agents' for a megalomaniacal Ohioan?That's right, a messFollow Texas: the cool loner type who is stuck as the dad of the group California: the right hand man and spiritual girl boss (but male)Alabama: the head engineer, getaway driver, and above all... guy who kinda got roped into this against his willFlorida: the Florida manAnd their boss, Ohio, who is definitely NOT evil, and is 100% NOT using these four states for his own financial gain, who would NEVER send them into harms way by omitting crucial information imperative to their survival for purely cruel intentions.Let the fun begin(Let's be honest with ourselves. This book is probably not gonna be updated at all after the first few chapters lol)…

♥︎TEXAS♥︎ and The Miracles of America

♥︎TEXAS♥︎ and The Miracles of America

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(Spin-off to 'The United Miracles of America (and Texas)')(Cover by @Gummi_lin )The states got magic so let's have some fun!!Warnings:- angst maybe - ships- statehumans- countryhumans- yeah…

SoCal Shenanigans

SoCal Shenanigans

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The southern counties of California are notorious For being crazy little artistic goofballs who are too attractive for their own good and would probably meet the same fate as Icarus if given the chance. Well, four of them in particular...Los Angeles, the ex prima-donna herselfSan Diego, absolute hottie of a manOrange County, a Disney adult who's very unaware of her surroundings (also LAs more mentally stable younger sister)And of course, Riverside, San Diego's little brother who's kinda just along for the rideWatch as the rest of Southern California tries to pretend that they don't know these four, and also watch as the rest of California tries to pretend Southern California is an entirely different state.Enjoy.…

Fitting His Views (texacali)

Fitting His Views (texacali)

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undeniably the state house has.. conflicts. in this story we have a large focus on California and Texas. yes this has many based current events, I will put TWs on possibly triggering subjects and if I miss something and you notice while reading, I give my sincerest apologies and request you point it out in a comment or if you feel uncomfortable commenting then message me personally (: without further or do... Texas had to hide a lot during meetings, of course he knew he should be more clear with Gov. or any of the states really, but he couldn't bring himself to. why? well, his pride got in the way of that. what happens when certain things.. come out, about the state. And a certain state of gold gets a bit close?7/30/22: AHHHH #1 IN WELCOMETOTHETABLEFinished: 8/3/228/10/22: #1 in wttsh8/10/22: omg #1 IN texasxcalifornia…

The States and Him [Country & Statehumans AU]

The States and Him [Country & Statehumans AU]

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America has had a secret for many years. It was the explaination why his house was so big. He has 50 kids. Yep, 50. Will other countries find out about his little secret or will it forever be unknown?…

I'm not supposed to love you

I'm not supposed to love you

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Even though he was scared to admit it, Texas was scared of his soulmate mark. He was scared of who's would match. He was scared it would be someone he is not supposed to love. When he finds out California is his soulmate what can he do, he is not supposed to love him. Based off of Ben Brainards Statehouse and The Table sieries. I don't own the Charactures just the plot. Ben please don't read this.…

CEO'S GIRL

CEO'S GIRL

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Jenifer Martin, a girl from California. A girl with a beautiful and the kindest heart. She has a superb business degree. But alas, sometimes bad things happen to good people. Her boyfriend of three years cheated on her with her only best friend since childhood. Damian Wilson, CEO of Wilson Clothing. He is handsome, he is super intelligent for the business world. Lives in New York City. He believes in love, but haven't found yet. He has one night stands just for his distraction though. A girl from California and guy from New York. How these two will meet? Maybe she will work for him or maybe not?Stay tuned to find out more about these two souls!Love,Anushka💛Ranks:-#45 in nyc out of 1.56k stories.#4 in romance out of 1.95k storiesPS- Current cover made by @_navyblueee_Date:26/03/22…

Poppy (SH CalTex)

Poppy (SH CalTex)

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Texas knew something was wrongSomething about his smile... his hazel eyes... his golden-brown hair... it made his heartbeat go insane...Texas begged himself not to be tempted... he fought desperately against his thoughts... avoided sleep so he wouldn't have to dream about being with him...He knew it was all out of his control however, when his dry cough sent a cascade of golden Poppy petals from the back of his throat--------I know the whole 'hanahaki' thing isn't super original, but I'm going to be writing it in my own way (because I admittedly don't know an extreme amount about hanahaki)Warnings:- internalized homophobia- angst- lots of throwing up and coughing up blood/flower petals (obviously)- external homophobic comments (out of ignorance, not hate- some smexy stuff, but probably no intercourse…

Birds Of A Feather

Birds Of A Feather

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(Sequel to Bear Trap)After Texas was re-crowned as prince, Mexico gave him the mission to go to a nearby amphibious therian nation to find a healing crystal to save Spain's life. Accompanying him, is California (of course), Virginia, the mockingbirds, and France, as well as two adoptive children of America and Mexico, Coahuila (one of the only amphibians in the empire) and Nuevo Leon (a young lion). However, the path to the amphibians is paved with challenges, and when word gets to Texas that Spain's illness is only getting worse, will his adoptive siblings come around and help him find the cure resting in the ancient temples of the amphibious kingdom?lol yeah, this is just for fun because I love the characters, and because more CalTex y'know?ok bye enjoy…

How Texas Lost His Shirt (And Gained A Boyfriend)

How Texas Lost His Shirt (And Gained A Boyfriend)

4,454 163 5

Fic about California and Texas from Ben Brainard's welcome to the Statehouse series. Just a little ship fic. Disclaimer: I do not own these characters…

MUTUALLY ASSURED DESTRUCTION. {Angelina Jolie/You} -Completed.

MUTUALLY ASSURED DESTRUCTION. {Angelina Jolie/You} -Completed.

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🎶All that I amAll that I ever wasIs here in your perfect eyesThey're all I can see.🎶{Y/N is 26 and G!P,Angelina is 38.}!This is the first book i wrote so the writing does get better towards the end!⚠This Book is Completed but whos to say there isn't another story to be told⚠…

Statehumans' Incorrect Quotes

Statehumans' Incorrect Quotes

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never thought I would be freaking doing these but I'm in too deep…