Roastedpig37

what happens when Immortal demigods go to Hogwarts? u might be thinking 'what?another demigods at Hogwarts! 'wait wait wait don't scroll past this one yet, I swear on the river Styx this will be good…

voliqs

This story is about how a girl sees the dead and realizes something.…

voliqs

This story is how I became a Vice Chairman for months working at Tesla Hotel's!…

starizukuu

Just some art! Most of it is bad but I wanna get more confident so feel free to roast my drawings so I can improve! :D…

LucarioOfLegends

Just as it says! feel free to roast me XDThis will contain many pics of me over the last 10 or 11 years. Roast them if you'd like to!This also will contain pics of my friends.…

PogFish

A person of unknown origin find themselves in an unfamiliar body with snippets of memories seeping through their mind.with a power so different from any other.Lost and alone. What will they do? Who would be so cruel to leave them in this state? Just hobby, funny. The funny.Art cover is not mine: I suck at drawingAny and all sanses (Except for this version but not claiming sans or anything just this version ☠️)ain't mine, they belong to their respective creators.Side note: I am NOT cooking 🗿…

Roastedpig37

a rival between Leo and Nico, who will win the heart of Reyna? read to find out!…

Pentaholic2011

Artemi Panarin is fresh off a great rookie season. He won Rookie of the Year and returned to Russia a hero. As he ascends his sophmore season with the Blackhawks he looks for ways to grow both mentally and on the ice. Still a little timid he looks to break out. Annabelle Tyler was a child genius. She knows just about everything there is to know, but her true passion is helping people. Using her brain she studies athletes and any game out there. After struggling last season the Blackhawks decide to hire a Sports Therapist for the season to see if it helps, and she's their girl. This story follows the 2016-2017 season through the ups and downs of a NHL calendar year and one of the most electrifying players playing the game.…

AgustinaSWEG

Look at the title, you weirdos.…

exp

Similar to Reddit's famous r/roastme but a way more friendly Wattpad version where all covers are fake or submitted by users themselves.#RoastMyCover will include hilarious cliché covers that will enable us or the audience to create the most ridiculous, cliché worthy summaries as well as short stories for pure entertainment.…

Dilii4

Author:- Moonlight Misty RainDISCLAIMER:- All credits to the original authorChapters 173 completedEveryone said Bai Wu was a freak. As a sub-orc, I don't play, make friends, or fall in love. My biggest hobby every day is to collect all kinds of seeds and plant them, and they grow sparsely. It's a pity that the entire bird orc tribe can't find such good-looking Asian orcs, but their brains are abnormal. Later, the grains from Baiwu enabled the entire tribe to spend a difficult winter. It was the first time in the tribe that no one died of starvation. Later, Bai Wu opened a grocery store in the tribe's first stone house. There were so many delicacies and complete supplies, it was dazzling. The person watching the shop is the number one expert of the Bird Tribe, a stern and tall priest, who is known as the Flower of the High Mountains. The priest, who was willing to take a bath before flying into the Heavenly Lake before, sat in the low stone room calmly valuing and exchanging the supplies, in order to become Bai Wu's favorite. Until this time, everyone in the tribe recalled that Bai Wu was not strange, he was very god. Reading tips: 1. Traditional beasts | Humans cultivate the field text, the rhythm is slower. 2. The priest orcs attack VS the unusual way of the orcs. Words: Protagonist: Bai Wu; Nanyao ┃ Supporting role: Kishi ┃ Others: Beastman; Farming; Introduction to the last sentence of the year: Can fly! I don't fly very often! Farming is more cost-effective! Purpose: hard work, self-improvement…

NicholasLucot

The Marauders once again return to Hogwarts, this time for their fifth and most adventurous year. James, Sirius, and Peter approach the end of their Animagi mentorship with Minerva, allowing them to accompany Remus during his monthly transformations. Meanwhile, their rivalry with Severus Snape reaches all new levels, and Lily finds herself torn between them.Outside of Hogwarts, Narcissa embraces her position as a socialite in the Wizarding community and struggles to prevent an upcoming war. Meanwhile, her husband, Lucius, and her sister, Bellatrix, become ever more loyal to Voldemort, putting the entire Black family in jeopardy of attack by the vigilant and rapidly-growing Order of the Phoenix.Part 3 of 4…

QueenOfQuirks

[COMPLETED] Random text conversations with my friends. And occasionally with myself. 😿…

Eminemzminnie

Imagines that will probably take you on a journey now to where..i'm not sure. :)…

jeff_bond

The town of Chickasaw, Texas, needs saving, and Durwood Oak Jones is the man for the job.At least that's what Carol Bridges-the town's mayor-believes when she answers Durwood's Soldier of Fortune ad soliciting "injustices in need of attention."For nearly a century, Chickasaw has relied on the jobs and goodwill of Hogan Consolidated, a family-run manufacturer of industrial parts. Now East Coast lawyers and investment bankers have taken aim at the company. The citizens of Chickasaw fear it may be acquired or bankrupted, effectively destroying the town.Durwood and his bluetick coonhound, Sue-Ann, trek to Texas to see what can be done. They find a young CEO born with a silver spoon in his mouth. Factory workers with hammers. In Carol Bridges-a good woman who knows her town's being cheated but can't get to the bottom of how.A handsome woman, too.Durwood digs into Hogan's corruption with fists and a plainspoken approach. But the trail of clues is complex-too many danged documents-and when a fatal blow from the renowned justice warrior's boot lands him in jail, the bankers and lawyers are confident they have Durwood's number.They will not be the first, nor last, to underestimate this son of a West Virginia coal miner.---------------Durwood Oak Jones can be found in other Third Chance Adventures (Anarchy of the Mice, 2019) with partners Quaid Rafferty and Molly McGill. Dear Durwood is his first standalone mystery.…

TriangularPyramid2

This is from my deleted account.I'm the Translator.He was just a top student in the veterinary medicine department from the Agricultural University. Before he could even realize his dream, on a stormy night, he was summoned to another world by a certain Dragon King. From then on, the cute little dragon cubs and the sick magical beasts all flocked to him.…

ATA_XIA

NOT my story. NOT my translation.For OFFLINE READING ONLY.- - - - - - - - - -Song Yu has three requirements for Yue Zhishi:- You cannot call me gege in public.- We won't do anything together in public.- You cannot let other people know you live with me.Yue Zhishi has always been obediently following these rules. They were practically strangers at school. At the opening ceremony, he suddenly collapsed due to an allergy-related asthma attack, sending everything into chaos. At this moment, the student representative Song Yu suddenly stopped speaking.......That night, a hot post appeared on the school forum.【Shock!! Our junior high school department male idol and our senior high school department male idol are actually 'brothers'!】------Ever since his father brought back a mixed-race baby when he was six years old, Song Yu's life has been completely entangled by this clingy little guy who couldn't speak Chinese well.Le Le who was in kindergarten: Xiao Yu gege, my classmate said today that he has a beautiful sister-in-law. What is a sister-in-law?Song Yu: His older brother's wife.Le Le: No! I don't want a sister-in-law!Song Yu: ........Le Le: I'll be your sister-in-law! (Something isn't quite right.......)Song Yu: Please study up on Chinese familial relationships.Le Le: Wait, wait. I'll be my sister-in-law!Song Yu: ......Mouth says one thing but the body does the other, cat-like gong x mixed-race, obedient and straightforward puppy-like shou.- - - - - - - - - -Status: Completed (102 chapters + 7 extra)Source: amytranslations**Original Art is not mine. But, I made the cover.**…

RoastMercury

Story about love hope and friendship…

KageNishi

The Heisei Era is coming to an end in Japan. Just after midnight on the first day of the new year, Japan suddenly lost communication with various satellites, and also lost contact with the rest of the world.The Japanese government, becoming suspicious of this situation, immediately declared a state of emergency, and sent P-3C anti-submarine patrol planes and P-1s. In addition, the E-767 early warning plane was used to check for planes that were supposed to be flying in the surrounding waters to the east, west, north, and south.In the meantime, the government successfully prevented public panic by telling the truth to the public through the mass media and asking them to wait for the news since the investigation was still underway.As a result, it was discovered that the Eurasian Continent, which was supposed to be located to the west of Japan, was missing, but there was a huge continent 200 km further away from Tsushima.PS: I did not write Japan Space-Time Strange Chronicles, this is a fan translation of the webnovel made by Kazuhiro Kasami (笠三和大). Please support the author.*Translation has caught up to the latest release (Updates once a month, not everyone update stories like a production line).Original title: 日本時空異聞録 (Nihon Jikū Ibun-roku)Original release year: 2018…

girlxreaders

All in the title!!!…