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(Joke) Monster and neil cicierega love story πππππππππ»π»π»π»π»β οΈNSFW/SMUTβ οΈ OwOβ¦
Two trucks having sex two trucks having sexβ¦
FEB/20/21 - JAN/23/22 Farewell~Β° Neil Cicierega/Lemon Demon (Aesthetic) Edits---Random Imagery of Kneel Cigarettes (memes are included) ---The edits are 100% made by me lol---If you want as the wallpaper...well sure---(The edit) Repost? Please credit if use π€‘β¦
And there I was on stage, preforming a song together with my favourite musician, internally thanking Taylor for arranging it.Little did I know, after this event we would get much closer......Now was when I realised that my feelings for him were more than just a simple celebrity-crush.β¦
You meet Nail Cumer and go through so many rough times together π°ββοΈπ°ββοΈππ. After all your emotional times and memories, you both managers to #cum forward and explain your feelings for each other πππππππβ οΈThis is a crackfic. It's a joke. Don't kill meβ οΈβ¦
(2024): i want you to know how poorly this aged, currently in my ld au the inverted Javabean represents his intrusive thoughts.--this is ve ygood styoru please read now i spend 100 hour on itβ¦
Ryan buys a very valuable magic crystal from a sea witch, and is now in sea debt. Because their newest webisode was removed due to multiple reports, the studio couldn't give them their paycheck. The New Kids have to raise enough money to pay it off on their own before midnight, or else a horrible curse will be unleashed upon Ryan.β¦
After being alone in his arcade for many years, Cabinet Man makes a new friend: Mitch Dollarton, newly trapped in an arcade machine and hungry for revenge. At Dollarton's behest, Cabinet Man goes after Neil, Ryan, and Kevin. In man against (half-) machine, will machine conquer all?β¦
my dear friend asked me to crosspost it from AO3 to Wattpad and so I didnote that this fanfic IS SATIRE AND JUST A JOKEsummary:You are trapped in a walmart and meet a strange guy trying to summon a demon.Now, you have to get out of this place without dying.Which on the first chapter, might seem kinda easy but noβ¦
Spamton has been living on his own in a dumpster for years. Every day, he wastes away, waiting for salvation. One day, a strange man enters his shop, and he doesn't expect what happens when the two of them meet...β¦
Kevin wasn't sure what to expect from his very first gaming experience, but it sure wasn't this. Now he has to wrangle a bunch of uncooperative AI, some friendlier than others.β¦
just bc I'm fixating, this is where the neil cicierega fics are going, and I have decided to share with the public of wattpadβ¦
**!!This is based on a series of dreams and is 100% satire!!**Through unfortunate circumstances Y/N meets Neil, a lonely nerd in desperate need of love. He's so desperate, in fact, he's willing to take you hostage and lock you in his basement if it means he can spend time with you. Hilarity and hijinks quickly ensue (indefinite hiatus)β¦
just a love story between two romantically troubled individuals. - thumbnail by @1uckyn3k0β¦
A horrible sickness has taken over OJ hotel. It seems nearly uncurable. Not even Testube can fix it.OJ's getting impatient. He looks through cures every day, switching through library to library. OJ has found one that looks promising but it requires an ingredient that may be a bit tricky to get.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~This is based off of a Lemon Demon song, i just had to switch a few things around, such as the hundred years being swapped with months. I worked on this during the past few months of school... on my school computer... (bad move, I know but its the most portable and it has autocorrect enabled so :p)I do have a few more on that computer, and a book and some short stories I'm currently writing!β¦
I drew what the robots told me to draw.β¦
Neil comes back to life, somehow. How does this affect your life? Does he try to kill you again? Read to find out!β¦
this is a joke please don't take ti seriouslyβ¦
dedicated to somebodyβ¦