HeIsGayForHarry

I love Harry Potter, so here is a book of HP jokes. If you know a good one you can messege me. They're all really short so.... hope you like them...…

justkiddin304

(korrasami) this story takes place in modern day but still with bending. We follow in the eyes of Asami and her view on things and later will go back and forth between hers and korra's.…

BoredHuman

Only four people know of the true state Sherlock Holmes was in just before he met John Watson. The darkness, the drugs, the voices, her. You could argue that her death triggered it. Now that John has left Sherlock to live with his wife it is inevitable that Sherlock will go back to how he was. Until somebody knocks on his door. He wasn't the only one to fake his death. (Set in between TSoT and HLV)…

MixyX21

You didn't want to live that sorcery life despite being the most powerful one-greater than Gojo. You preferred to live a normal life, so that's what you did. It was all great until your family acquaintance, Gojo Satoru, came knocking on your door bringing Sukuna's vessel. "Hi y/n! Please hide him in your house for the time being! I'll triple the pay if you say yes" You couldn't pass up that big deal so you took it. However, you didn't realize Gojo baited you to take part of the path you refused to acknowledge.Itadori X fem!readerMIGHT contain spoilers & profanity///Will be on quotev, fanfiction, and ao3…

shumeya20

Little Birdy Pampering ManualBy 酒煮核弹头CompletedBai Yuan is a magical little parrot that had just hatched out of his shell. With pristine peach-colored feathers, heaven-defying looks, and beautiful singing, he was the most popular pink glutinous rice ball in the Jiujiu community. One day, he was accidentally injured by a bear child, but fortunately, a pair of kind husbands rescued him and took him in. Since then, he has had two human dads. The little dad was a gentle and elegant doctor and the big dad was a handsome and rich boss. In return, he decided to be the real child of this family. At night, he was a three-year old human cub with soft baby fat on both cheeks and a small pink balloon tied around his waist. Waddling around, he knocked on his dads' bedroom door.-Knock knock! Your smart and cute child has been delivered to you!⚠️not my story⚠️ offline purposehttps://tracknovel.com/novel/little-birdy-pampering-manual…

Nicknock3535

I own nothing but the story"History may brand me traitor, rebel, or renegade. But in the end, it doesn't matter how history remembers me. What matters, is that I followed my own creed." - Shay Patrick CormacWhat will happen when the lovable gacha obsessed master of Chaldea Gudako summons the Grand Avenger Shay Patrick Cormac?Read to find out...…

p0tiZN0

Hey guys =]You probably know me from my other karlity story "cabin in the woods" but if not,this is a story about Karl and Quackity,their both in collage and become friends and maybe more?Anyways I'll cut you the details,summary is in the first chapter <3⚠️There is smut(I think) and cussing⚠️No I don't ship them irl,I acknowledge that they are no more than friends,and this is about their online personas :)I hope you enjoy💗…

ranbeebumble

Here are some jokes. They may be bad but I gave it a shot so I hope you enjoy. This book includes-Tree puns-Silly puns-Knock knock jokes-Doctor Doctor jokes-Chicken jokes-Clean jokes-And more!!!…

DropsOfJupitr

Alex was only twelve when she and her family became stranded on Skull Island. After a few years and becoming a lone survivor she learns to communicate with the animals. And when a group of people mysteriously show up dropping bombs on her home, only to be knocked down by the not so viscous Kong, she decides to help them earning the nickname "The Tamer" along the way.…

weebakon

The secret love life of Sans and Toriel....It was a beautiful day outside, birds were singing, flowers were blooming. On days like these I would be taking my daily nap at my station. Papyrus will be around any minute to encourage me to recalibrate my puzzles. I open one drowsy eye-socket and look around. Papyrus is no where to be seen, but I decided to get up anyway. I hoist myself off the counter and lazily flip over the hot dog sign so it says, "sorry, I'm not in the mood." I decide to take a walk, I have a really good pun I'd like to use on someone. I walk in the snow for a few minutes till my eyes gaze up. I realized I have wondered pretty deep into the forest. I look around and I notice a path I've never seen before. I decide why not waste more time when I'm supposed to be on my shift. I walk down the narrow path. At the end of it was a huge door. I took this opportunity to practice a knock knock joke. **All characters belong to Toby Fox and also some dialogue. Picture credits to google. Cover made by me.**…

Socknock

dont worry, i have shame in writing this..Cover art is NOT mine youll prob bearly see updates-I don't know who did that art on the cover but I didn't and it's really goodThis is schlattbur oneshots, it will contain lime,fluff and angst I write these for fun don't come for me plz(I'm not a very angst person so there might not be that many angst ones)I also have only a 60% in ELA so my grammar is really sucky, and on that note..enjoy…

Anjanaa31

A beautiful love story of Arnav and Kushi who got married in an most unexpected way.....…

OhThatPerson

After almost a year with the Diazs, Star had gotten used to Earth and felt like she was family. But when Mr and Mrs. Diaz go on a trip, Star starts to feel this weird feeling, and after a while, so did Marco. This fan fiction starts after season 1. It will show the build between Star and Marcos relationship if put in this scenario. Thank you and enjoy :)…

WhelmedGrayson

Twenty-three year old (Y/n) (L/n) is an intelligent and well respected woman and an incredible poet with a well known published book. Although, at times she can be irrational, stubborn, aggressive, and sometimes even a little inappropriate. She's definitely not the type of woman you'd expect in 1885, especially one in London. However, she meets a like minded young woman named, Enola Holmes, and the two become friends and partners.The two girls often find themselves in trouble, but like they say, well behaved women rarely make history.(Sherlock Holmes x Reader)…

Sadays2000

Death gave you a new life, in a new crazy world with new people, creatures and more. Giants, fishmen, mermaids, devil fruits and some new emotions....you just need a moment to let everything sink in.…

RevyRogue

A sickness spread threw the lands, taking lives of mostly woman. A handful made it out, and the government decided that woman were a rarity. They needed to be protected and treasured, in doing so it became very common for woman to have more then one suitor. The plan seemed to work, the number of woman started to increase. The project to undo the sickness was called the “Blood infinity project”Skylar is twenty, way past the age of getting partners. Her father the lead roll in the Infinity Project, has finally has enough of Sky's attitude. He's gone behind her back and found two males well suited for her, what happens when they come knocking at her home without her knowing.…

LittleChinoma

Things aren't going as you expected with John, so as you become more and more bored with his wondering around you take a certain interest on his flat mate, Sherlock Holmes. Things then begin taking an interesting turn as you continue to be present in the life of the two males.…

mistywinter152

This story takes place in 1976 in the Sandlot 3 but the thing is I'm Tommy's little sister.and when he get's knocked out. I end up being surrounded by teenage boys with weird nicknames and one who can't keep his eyes off of me!…

emmagrimesrhee

bad things happen to good people.💌 carl grimes x oc🤍 seasons 1-8/9started: august 2020finished: january 2023…

SmileOfSketch

*GOING THROUGH MAJOR EDITING CHANGES*•Highest Ranking: #8 in 'bxblove'•~Lucas is new to the town of Lakeville were everyone seems to know each other. But at school was a different story... everyone classifies him as the "New Nerd." His love for books and knowledge makes him gain that nickname, but he grabbed Jason's attention. Jason - the popular jock from the entire high school. Is it possible...?Welcome to your cliche, teenage drama story because EVERYTHING happens in Lakeville!📸*model's Instagram: nick.vogt00*…