~Jeff Goldblum one shots~

~Jeff Goldblum one shots~

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~×Featuring: Ian Malcom, The Grandmaster, Duke, Jeff himself and ships×~…

Jeff Goldblum Quotes

Jeff Goldblum Quotes

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So here, @imapygmypuff, @Chaospossum, and myself (@bosckoboscko) are going to write our favorite quotes about the awesometastical Jeff Goldblum. If you don't like him, then go away. You can't sit with us. If you do, Welcome!…

50 Shades Of Ian Malcolm

50 Shades Of Ian Malcolm

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A girl named Liyah and a boy named Ian who are really close and they have been flirting for months ... He asks her to become his girlfriend and she says yes... Once they start dating, Ian turns her into a naughty girl... Liyah ends up getting pregnant to a baby girl and Ian is there for her.…

man destroys god || i. malcolm

man destroys god || i. malcolm

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in which the babysitter agrees to go with the kids on a weekend vacation, expecting more money and less trauma than she started with. when things quickly turn to chaos, there's only one person to turn to: the very expert in the subject.jurassic park - the lost worldhighest ranks:#1 in alangrant#1 in jeffgoldblum#5 in ianmalcolmstarted: oct 7, 2023ended: jan 23, 2024word count: 26,049…

Partying with Goldblum

Partying with Goldblum

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This is a recap of my dream of meeting Jeff Goldblum. He takes me on a strange journey. Is it worth it?…

OS ONE-SHOTS.

OS ONE-SHOTS.

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one-shots (mostly shipping/platonic shipping) of your favorite agents. requests: open.highest ranking: #1 in oddsquadpbskids.(cover by posingposeys)…

𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐄𝐒 . ian malcolm

𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐄𝐒 . ian malcolm

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✷ 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐄𝐒【 IAN MALCOLM 】 ⤹ ˚ . JURASSIC PARK , 1993█████████████████ ❝ . . . 𝒔𝒕𝒓𝒂𝒏𝒈𝒆 𝒇𝒂𝒔𝒄𝒊𝒏𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏, 𝒇𝒂𝒔𝒄𝒊𝒏𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒎𝒆 . . . ❞★ ©𝐧𝐞𝐢𝐥𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐫𝐲𝐥𝐯𝐫 , 2023…

...oops (Independence Day Fanfic)

...oops (Independence Day Fanfic)

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When Elaina Radley gets a paid internship at a cable company, she's ecstatic. What she never expected was getting dragged into a full-on alien encounter, complete with brave attacks, way-too-close encounters, and a side of...love?(OC×David Levinson)(Slight swearing)…

Friction || Thor: Ragnarok ||

Friction || Thor: Ragnarok ||

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Rey never wanted to live in Sakaar. But when she found herself there, there was no going back. She was "potential" in the Grandmasters eyes. He wanted her to fight the champion or capture people who would. Being the Asgardian Goddess of War, she knew she would kill the champion. So she refused to do either because she also knew how brutal he was and never wanted to put anyone else in that position. But when another certain Asgardian is captured and he persuades her to escape and go back to Asgard with him, she must choose to either fight the champion and the Goddess of Death with him, and go against her morals, or stay in Sakaar and continue to go stir crazy in a prison.~#1 IN GOD OF THUNDER (May-June 2019)#1 IN TESSA THOMPSON (July 2019)#5 IN CHRIS HEMSWORTH (July 2019)…

Where Did Pookie Go?

Where Did Pookie Go?

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Malzahar, the Prophet of the Void, has lost his little Voidling, Pookie. Join him on his adventure to find the little bastard.…

brittany x jeff goldblum

brittany x jeff goldblum

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hey guys its ya boy OLKDNGHBbjhsbdhbJHDFSHKFNJSDLNJFABFJKGSIJRKDGKLDFGNKSEGINJEKSNFKESDJGNRKJSFNKJSENFKJESNKGJRSJGNESJKFKSFDMNEKJSNJNDFEJSJ back at it again with another video…

Drowning in Tears

Drowning in Tears

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The story of how Jeff Goldbloom adopted me. He really did guys and we kissed and hugged.…

DILFS

DILFS

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Just pics/gifs of Dilfs I find attractive. Message me people and I'll add them…

What You Call Science

What You Call Science

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It's a bad bad idea.…

Loki X Reader One Shots

Loki X Reader One Shots

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This story does exactly what it says on the tin!Requests closed…

the windblume festival lovers -diluc x venti-

the windblume festival lovers -diluc x venti-

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this is my first genshin story so yeah.this story is gonna be fluff and angst and idk if there will be more stories but ill add a chapter every day depending how i feel :) also, I don't own any of the pictures so yeah. also this story will continue past windblum so yeah…

𝐇𝐈𝐌 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐇𝐄𝐑. joe goldberg

𝐇𝐈𝐌 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐇𝐄𝐑. joe goldberg

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when joe goldberg is fresh from his breakup with beck, he has gotten used to life alone. but all that is swept away when pure and sweet charlie simmons appears in his shop, seemingly the 'perfect' girl. joe is back to his roots and stops at nothing to get to charlie. what joe doesnt know, is the truth beneath her charm.n̟̲͎̈́̒͘͜͝ò̮̗̀͝ͅt̰̪̟̭̮͐͊̇͘͝h͓̹̠̫̽͆̓̿͟͜͠͞ị͎̹̊̏͆͜͡n͖̮͖̓͐͒̓͜g͕̲̅̎̑ͅ ͓̣̠̑̋͑̕͢͟͠c͖͙̘͎̑̏̎͌o̢͎͊̀u̧̜͓͕̤̖͚̭͐̆̽͆̃͐̌̊ĺ̘͔̩̺͍̓̊͗͌d̢̝͙͖̔̍̔͡ ̛̭̰̌e̗̱͍̙̗̘̙̋̍͗̄̏̾̾v̧̢̛̳͙̻̼͑̈́̐̔͘ė͚͚͙̥̾́͐͂͢͡ͅr̛̜͚͈̺̀̆͝ ͖̎ş̨̺̲̘̞̅̂͊́̍̐t̢̩͓͕͒̈̇̑o̥͞p̟̭̩̅̄̇ ̗͔͋́m̞͖͒̓̀̍͜͜e̳͌ ̞͔̬͙͔̯̹͍̃̀̒͛͆̍̎͠f͕͔̯̓̋̇r͍̦̺͑̌̚o͚͝m̡͕̟͕̥̺̠̓̀̾͂́̆̿͝ͅ ̠̳̭̼̲̍̈͑̂̚ẏ̝̞̯̳̪̎͑̍͐̅ͅo̦̞͆̀ủ̡̻͝,̧̲͓̓̀̎ ̢̤̬̥͕̊̀̅̈͑̕͟j̡̳̥̽̑̌o̤͊e͟͞.͕̹̂̎[COMPLETED]…

အတ္တများ၏အလွန်(Complete)

အတ္တများ၏အလွန်(Complete)

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သူ၊ ကျွန်တော့် ချစ်ရသူ၊အဲ့ဒီလူနဲ့အတူရှိချင်တယ်Start Date-12.12.2022End Date-26.5.2023…

The Chaotician | Ian Malcolm x Reader

The Chaotician | Ian Malcolm x Reader

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John Hammond invited you over for a weekend to experience his new park. You never thought that your life would be completely different after just a weekend when you have to survive in a deadly theme park full of dinosaurs with a chaotician who is the epitome of "tall, dark, and handsome".…

The Raven Flame [The Crown Saga III] (First Draft)

The Raven Flame [The Crown Saga III] (First Draft)

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The Crown Trials have ended, but Willow is not going home to her family.Cornered by the golden king to accept a marriage she didn't choose, Willow is now betrothed to the prince of her nightmares, despite her lasting love for the forbidden prince of her dreams. An endless trial of diligence awaits when Willow must choose between her best friend, Heliac, and herself, all while a new secret must prevail.Golden blood is rare. So rare that only a few realize it exists, leaving only Willow's master, Arthur, to guide her to the truth behind the lies and a place that will give her all the answers she seeks - the cave where it all began.But whom can she trust? And what other lies have been told to mislead the World?Copyright © 2022 Tori R Hayes All Rights Reserved…