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Fart/poop rp

Fart/poop rp

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To the ones we love

To the ones we love

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Lena almost died, but she didn't. By some miracle she survived. No, it wasn't a miracle it was supergirl, it was Kara. Tragedy lit the spark of their relationship, but will the fire burn out just as quickly as it started. Will Lena adapt to her new reality, and will Kara be able to save the ones she loves?…

NHL & Umich fics

NHL & Umich fics

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these stories are from my Tumblr @astars-thingsall my fics are y/n (unless requested a name)My requests are open (dm or send in a comment for requests Love you all lots <3…

𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐔𝐂𝐊 ➸ 𝒕𝒐𝒎 𝒉𝒐𝒍𝒍𝒂𝒏𝒅

𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐔𝐂𝐊 ➸ 𝒕𝒐𝒎 𝒉𝒐𝒍𝒍𝒂𝒏𝒅

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𝑳𝑶𝑽𝑬𝑺𝑻𝑹𝑼𝑪𝑲╰☆╮ ❝lilia and i love each other a lot, but we're not together.❞ ❝gee, way to make it sound like we're getting a divorce. ❞...𝐢𝐧 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐡 love struck them like lightning and rendered them helpless around each other tom holland x oc𝘢 𝘴𝘰𝘤𝘪𝘢𝘭 𝘮𝘦𝘥𝘪𝘢 𝘧𝘢𝘯𝘧𝘪𝘤completed 3/2/19…

Demigods at Hogwarts | the rescue mission ✔

Demigods at Hogwarts | the rescue mission ✔

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Kidnapped, separated, forced to save the world by condescending gods-Annabeth Chase and Percy Jackson don't need any more immortals on their doorstep, demanding the "please-clean-up-our-mess" service they never offered in the first place. But when Annabeth disappears from Camp-Half-Blood without a warning in late August, Chiron recruits Percy and his demigod companions to hunt her down. They soon find themselves posing as seventh-year exchange students at Hogwarts, and are introduced to a haunted British castle, a deadly Triwizard Tournament, and a boy named Harry Potter. With Hermione Granger determined to uncover Percy's real identity and Professor Dumbledore hell-bent on being as unhelpful as possible, the demigods struggle to navigate a world where everyone can use magic for better or for worse. Percy competes in the Triwizard Tournament with what is perceived as false hope to all his friends, and a belief that victory will lead him to his estranged girlfriend. But dark secrets are unraveled with each passing day, and the demigods all have their own battles to fight. Temptation, cowardice, PTSD and distrust gradually drive them further apart-will they ultimately defeat the sinister force that brought them to this deceit-ridden school? Because Harry Potter is not the only one with an unknown past, and Percy's own roots are tied to his enemy's 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙡 motive.…

Azur Lane: The Hotshot Pilot Turned Commander

Azur Lane: The Hotshot Pilot Turned Commander

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Not related to Symphony of the Heart.Lt. Cdr. Wilfredo "Maverick" Fernandez is a hotshot Top Gun fighter pilot with a reckless personality.He always has a knack for flying his F-18E at breakneck speeds. Put in hack three times. Has a history of high speed passes over five air traffic control towers. And three admirals' daughters.Having enough of his shenanigans. His commanding officer decided to ground him even though he is the one of best pilots on his strike group.Receiving complaints from the ship girls about the commanders that had been previously assigned to Azur Lane are either sadistic perverts or lolicons. The top navy officials formally sent the order to all carrier strike groups to recommend personnel whom they feel are qualified to be the base commander. Thinking that this could be a golden opportunity to make Maverick mellow down on his need for speed. Admiral William J. Johnson recommends the reckless pilot to be reassigned as the new base commander of Azur Lane.The hotshot pilot questions the decision to make him a base commander. That is until he meets the ship girl who's like him. A girl who is named after the most decorated warship in history of naval warfare. Will he stay as long as the base commander? Or will he ask to be reassign back to his carrier strike group? Find out in "Azur Lane: The Hotshot Pilot Turned Commander".…

Karen's 2.0: The Gassy Robot

Karen's 2.0: The Gassy Robot

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In a world where technology mixes with peculiarity, Karen 2.0, a blue robot with conjoined legs and a notably large butt, experiences a series of unusual days. In a surprising turn of events, Karen 2.0 realizes that she has gone ten days without releasing her signature robotic farts.Determined to make up for this period of silence, Karen 2.0 decides to transform the mundane act of passing gas into an entertainment spectacle. Everywhere she goes, she lets out loud farts that resonate like a mechanical symphony. With each flatulence, her metallic laugh fills the room, making the experience not only audible, but also visual, as her gigantic ass vibrates with each burst of air.As Karen 2.0 farts loudly, she laughs infectiously, bypassing normality with artificial joy. Her journey of robotic flatulence becomes a kind of walking show, attracting attention and causing smiles wherever she goes.These ten days, filled with metallic laughter and peculiar sounds, create a unique and unforgettable atmosphere. Karen 2.0 transforms something trivial into an experience that transcends monotony, leaving a trail of humor and joy in its robotic path. At the end of this period, Karen 2.0 may have emptied her gas reservoirs, but she left behind funny memories that will echo in the memories of those who shared those days with her.…

My life on a daily basis

My life on a daily basis

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Hey Im Chassity and I have a lot of gas in my stomach daily so if you are ready to experience what it's like to be Chassity the fart queen then plug your nose and listen up cause I'm about to rip one.…

female | faceclaim

female | faceclaim

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200 female faceclaims…

Mia's Random Arts!

Mia's Random Arts!

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yeehaw i made an art book woo have fun…

Spider-man: With great power

Spider-man: With great power

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mourning the death of his long time girlfriend Gwen Stacy, Peter Parker starts to feel the weight of the city on his shoulders when he meets new spider-men. as Peter struggles with his inner and outer demons, deadly foes join forces to become the new sinister six.Will Peter and his friends be able to overcome this new dangerous team of villians? Or will it be too much to handle? ( I'm not focused on getting likes, but I would love feedback in the comment section. I'm open to critiques and would love to know what you like and don't like about my writing and story so far.) (I changed the story description a little because the story I'm writing has, I feel..... What's the right word? Evolved? I'll go with that. I have so many characters that I want to give what I hope to be good character arcs, so I want to give these characters a bit of natural growth and my own spin.)…

Fangirling Freely

Fangirling Freely

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Ay look its a randomness book woo…

5 Seconds of Summer Jokes and Randomness 2

5 Seconds of Summer Jokes and Randomness 2

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The sequel to 5 Seconds of Summer Jokes and Randomness•credit to whoever wrote these•Turkish Translation: @WeProud5sos…

Force Destiny

Force Destiny

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Immediately following the events of The Last Jedi, the battle for the galaxy continues between the First Order and the last of the Resistance. As the new Supreme Leader takes the throne, the First Order is focused on finding and destroying all who oppose them. The Resistance had disappeared into hiding and desperation has forced them to explore the gray areas of war. Meanwhile, on opposite sides of the war, Rey and Kylo Ren are forced to face the realities of their bond, their complicated relationship, their loyalty to their causes, and their understanding of the Force. Could their star-crossed connection be tied to the fate of the galaxy?This is a slow burn! Enemies to friends to lovers. This story continues the arcs and themes beautifully woven through The Last Jedi, as well as the narrative from the previous two trilogies. All plot elements are intended to be canon-compliant through TLJ. This is 100% complete. It was completed in December 2019 on A03 before The Rise of Skywalker was released, so this is not a "fix-it" fic as much as an alternative to Episode IX.This is a dark story. Trigger warnings for major character death, minor character death, violence, severe injuries, psychological torture, physical torture, brief explanations of sexual assault, suicidal thoughts. If you're concerned about triggers, feel free to email me at [email protected]. If you want triggers broken down by chapter, it is available on Ao3 through the links below. Find this version on Ao3 here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/22766263/chapters/55550410And the original explicit version here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/21312862/chapters/50753968Para mis lectores españoles, por favor vean esta increíble traducción de Force Destiny por Girlfantasia en Wattpad: https://www.wattpad.com/story/216205978…

The Possibility Of You And Me

The Possibility Of You And Me

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Walter John Pelayo's world turned upside down when his longtime girlfriend Samantha rejected his marriage proposal. Everything around him became a disaster, especially when he learned the real reason why Samantha left him. He almost wanted to end his life because he had no idea about Samantha's infidelity. This made Walter's life even more miserable and made it hard for him to move on. Fate brought him closer to his student named Andrea, and their hearts intertwined as they made ultimate sacrifices to fight for their love.Andrea Agustin was an optimistic teenager who fought for the welfare of her younger brother, Joseph (Oteph). Her situation made her strong, but consistently weak when it came to love. She was always in denial about being in love with her teacher, Walter, whom she considered her worst enemy, aside from her stepmother. She also had a big crush on her best friend, Gem Ver, who was always there for her when she needed someone. Her love for her teacher prevailed, which only made her life more complicated.Fate made Walter and Andrea lovers, but fate also separated them to find meaning in the paths they chose to take. However, no matter how much they tried to move on and forget about the past, some forces could not be avoided, causing their paths to cross and their desire for each other to be rekindled.How can they love each other when both of them are already engaged in commitments they cannot escape? Can there be a forever for them when their hearts are too late to be together?…

I Am In College And Start To Become A Daddy

I Am In College And Start To Become A Daddy

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A year ago, Lin Xuan met a woman and had a relationship with her.A year later, when Lin Xuan met her again, she did not expect that she would have two children, and these two children are still her own.The two babies who came suddenly and the perfect dad system activated.Let Lin Xuan embark on the life path of taking care of the baby.He has top culinary skills, has the talent of top musical instrument masters, and is worth tens of billions.He wants to have good looks, talents, and a figure. From then on, he spends money like earth and allows his babies and his wife to live the best life.Make countless women jealous, why such an excellent man belongs to someone else's family!_____________________Disclaimer This is for offline purpose only credits to the author…

Girl farts in exam

Girl farts in exam

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Exam Time Farts!…

Random Book of Random Hashtags

Random Book of Random Hashtags

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This is my random book of randomness... in the form of hashtags. Yup.…

The dutchoven

The dutchoven

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Tyiana and Arabelle's dutchoven…