How to Survive South Park

How to Survive South Park

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A top tier South Park: Stick of Truth speedrunner gets sent into that very game, and by extension, the world of their favorite TV show by god (aka Morgan Freeman) for shits and giggles.Finding himself now in the body of the game's protagonist, New Kid, will the knowledge of the South Park superfan be enough to survive in the reality where world ending apocalypses are weekly events stopped by 10 year olds or will they crumble under the pressure and sheer absurdity of it all?Introducing the isekai victim's guide on How to Survive South Park.Reference Point: The main protagonist has been sent into South Park BEFORE Season 26 of the show came out in our reality (I started this story before said season finished), so everything up until the Streaming Wars specials is known by the main protagonist at the start of his journey.That includes the show up to season 25, the games up to Phone Destroyer, the movie, the hour-long specials up to both parts of Streaming Wars, and plenty of deleted scenes and cut content throughout all of that.The main protagonist will learn more as the story progresses, but this is what he knows at the start.You can also find this story on both Archive Of Our Own and Quotev if you prefer to view fics on those sites.…

Dovahkiin in Isekai Quartet Fanfic (male reader)

Dovahkiin in Isekai Quartet Fanfic (male reader)

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(Y/N), after being reincarnated to Konosuba and being the Dragonborn, he finds himself being Isekaid again! Except this time, he has to go to Highschool with his friends and more unique individuals!This is a sequel to my other fanfic, (Konosuba Dragonborn Malereader Fanfic) please read it first before reading this.I do not own any art, music of franchises in this fanfic. Credits to the creators.…

✦Dovahkiin ✦

✦Dovahkiin ✦

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Ancient prophecies foretold of a great hero and a great evil, the evil was once defeated but it will return. When it does so, a great hero shall too return. The Hero with kin to both mortals and dragonkind, and his name shall be Dovahkiin.…

A Dovah's New Fate

A Dovah's New Fate

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The Dragonborn finds himself in a tricky spot after stepping out of the Fade . Will he survive his new ordeal ?.…

Dovah's Mate

Dovah's Mate

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"Don't piss off a dragon, wolf. Between the two of us, you're more flammable." Calida, the Last Dragonborn and High Queen of Skyrim, has lived an unnaturally long time due to the amount of dragon souls she devoured trying to fulfil the prophecy. Joining her long lost daughter against the Hunt, traveling to another world, just might be too much even for a dovah to handle. For Calida, a white wolf might just be her saving grace.…

The Dovahkiin Falls

The Dovahkiin Falls

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This is an Alduin x Female!Dovahkiin story. Down below are some things you should view before reading this story.This story will contain the following:Emotional Themes Pregnancy Fictional Shouts(ones that are not in the game) Death Drinking Sexual Themes Here are some things I would like to say to those who read this fanfiction:Kind Comments are Welcomed! Questions are Welcomed! Thank You for reading my story!…

Dovah Dah~ Elder Scrolls Fan fiction

Dovah Dah~ Elder Scrolls Fan fiction

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The story of Niirn's savor. To Oblivion and back.(Title translation: Dragon Hunter)(The description is really bad because I have no clue what it should be. But the book is good, in my opinion)(I only own my ocs. Bethesda and Marvel owns the rest)(I also own the cover)…

Dovahkiin Returns

Dovahkiin Returns

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A short story, based on The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim.The Last Dragonborn, the Savior of Nirn, disappeared after the fall of the World Eater, Alduin. Many believe she was killed, and that Alduin may still roam the skies of Skyrim. Others believe she's still out there. When an attack ensues on her home city of Whiterun, will she answer the call of her beloved friends as they defend their home? Will she save them yet again from an inevitable war?…

Oh My Dovah Lokaal~

Oh My Dovah Lokaal~

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Warning! This story has vague lemon in it. VAGUE BECAUSE THE AUTHOR IS NOT MAKING FUCCIN DRAGON PORN THANK YOU VERY MUCH. If you want to read it...Okay. I mean, I sometimes feel like that too.....Anyway! this is about Alduin x Galadrion! (Aka my Dragon oc) I hope you love it! And don't judge me for shipping with a Canon character. I know you do it too.…

Stories of Wood Nymph Passion

Stories of Wood Nymph Passion

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Wood Nymph/Elf Smut.…

Game of Thrones x Dovahkiin Male Reader Self Insert

Game of Thrones x Dovahkiin Male Reader Self Insert

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To amuse a bored Omnipotent, Y/N an average college student is dumped onto Westeros with orders to unite the Seven Kingdoms. He has little more than the shirt on his back and a special gift... War of Conquest EraI don't own any one mentioned in this book besides Y/n, all rights belong to their rightful owners…

The Snap

The Snap

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What if the snap affected all universes? Not just one.My take on what would happen if other universes were affected by the snap.(cover image is not mine)I ALSO DO NOT OWN ANY OF THESE CHARACTERS OR SETTINGSTHEY GO TO THEIR RESPECTIVE AUTHORSIM JUST DOING THIS FOR FUN PLEASE DONT STRIKE ME IM A HARMLESS MIDDLE SCHOOL STUDENTanyways...enjoy this angsty crossover.…

[AoT Levi x Dragonborn! Reader] Dovahkiin Is The New Cadet?! [COMPLETED/EDITED]

[AoT Levi x Dragonborn! Reader] Dovahkiin Is The New Cadet?! [COMPLETED/EDITED]

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[OLD BOOK | READ WITH CAUTION](Y/n) (L/n)...Very cocky personality, but that doesn't mean she's isn't fearless and brave in battle...Known as Dovahkiin to many, others know her as the Listener, Archmage of The collage of Winterhold. And many other titles. Very skilled with Magic, Swords and Bows. She never expected a predicament where she would be teleported to another world!《RANK: NOTICED- #3 UNDER SKYRIM 2018/05/12 | #1 UNDER ELDERSCROLLS》DISCLAIMER: I OWN NOTHING BUT THE PLOT LINE!!2020/09/03 - Editing Completed…

Dovahkin

Dovahkin

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Hey guys, was up?!?Corny, I know.This story is going to be a skyrim fanfiction.…

Percy Jackson the Dovahkiin

Percy Jackson the Dovahkiin

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Percy is exited to come back to Camp Half-Blood after the war whit the Titans. Considered as the Hero of Olympus, a new menace appears and it's up to him to save the world. Helped by a very funny and powerful being, Percy will have to venture another world filled whit mythical creatures like elves, orcs, lizard people and... Dragons? Continuation of an abandoned fanfiction, Randolf 444: Origins of Powers- Gods and Devils (Modified)…

The dragon girl in the woods

The dragon girl in the woods

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After his friends dared him to go into the forest into the haunted house in the center of it, Adrien finds an atractive dragon woman, but will she lett him go?…

Dragon Effect

Dragon Effect

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when Shepard is sent to investigate missing scouts, he learns that there is more than one suicide squad.…

Highschool DxD x male reader: Dovahkiin

Highschool DxD x male reader: Dovahkiin

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I'm bringing Skyrim back!I don't own Highschool dxd I don't own Skyrim I don't own you…

Son of the Dovahkiin

Son of the Dovahkiin

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The rewrite to Dragonborn Hero IzukuIzuku Dovahkiin x very large harem⚠️SPOILER ALERT FURTHER DOWN READ AT OWN RISK⚠️Izuku will be singing (warning there will be sad songs in this that he will sing about him pulling himself down)…

DovahTale

DovahTale

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Frisk the Dovahkiin is bored with mindlessly doing boring quests, and seeks adventure in a place few would ever think to go. You guessed it. A Skyrim Fanfic and Undertale AU at the same time A story of plot holes I soon hope to fill, a twisted version of the Skyrim story and a version of Undertale you'll never forget. Undertale and everything with it belongs to it's creator, Toby Fox. Skyrim and everything with it belongs to Bethesda, along with the title, Bethesda. The cover art is not mine, but idk who made it sooooo...…