Allioune24

One was asking for a slacker life.The other asking for a retirement life.No way the motherfucking god will allow you to enjoy that life!!!Those damn old men!…

Passing_Ghost_Friend

Izuku quit dreaming of becoming a pro hero after three times of being denied. He decided to screw it, and just be normal. He has part time jobs, he recently graduated, he has a car, a nice apartment. And the support from his mom. That is all he needs.What he doesn't need is his childhood bully showing up in his Pro Hero costume outside his door. Or outside the window to his jobs. Or anywhere near him to be honest.But Izuku can't catch a break as Bakugo keeps asking him to become a hero."Come on. You can become a hero." Bakugo said moving to stand in front of Izuku."No, bitch. Now move over so I can clean up this spot. Also, fuck you." Izuku retorted with a broom in his handThis is kind of like crack treated seriously. So don't take it too seriously at times.…

rawmen_whiskers

!NOT MY BOOK! (from itsthechocopuff on ao3) During their mission to Wave, Sakura realizes how behind she is in her training and decides to do something about it. She vows to become a shinobi her Village and her teammates can respect and depend on. But Sakura has always been a paper ninja, so her first stop for inspiration is the library where she finds unexpected help in the form of one very bored tokujo who quickly goes on to become an integral part of her life. Soon, despite the neglect of her sensei and all odds seemingly against her, Sakura's destiny begins to change.…

CheshireCatLife

''i love you......no you don't,,Stefan and Damon have suppressed their feelings for each other for too long, They don't realise that love is a funny thing, lines are blurred together and it's hard to tell one from the other. But, for Damon and Stefan, they've crossed the line they were never supposed to cross and it has left them in a position neither can deal with...but they will- together.[this is crack treated with the upmost gravity, for that, I have many regrets]…

thehappyreaper431

Let's be honest, you knew you were in Hell, but would you ever admit that?Never.~~~Made this with a friend and I love it with all my heart. The Mc is an unhinged atheist and oh boy, does it deliver a hilarious plot line! XDPlease, enjoy!…

tasteoftheforbidden

Shinso didn't understand why everyone at UA was convinced that he and Eraserhead were related."Are you Aizawa-sensei's illegitimate love child?"He didn't know if this guy was serious, or if he was just trying to fuck with him. He didn't stay long enough to find out.ORShinso tries his best to stop himself from seeing Eraserhead as his father, while Aizawa realizes that perhaps it wasn't so bad being a dad.…

onyxjay

(Aka the Tomalongadingdong™ fic)It was a normal day for Harry. He woke up, made breakfast for his relatives, ate some leftovers, and went out to do the chores set for him. Then it all changed when he accidentally disturbed a snake in the grass.Please do not message me about translations. I'm not accepting them.…

AlibiNonsense

Yassen eventually kills Ian. It is the perfect murder.Practice makes perfect.(Alex Rider Fanfiction)…

Passing_Ghost_Friend

What would happen if Stain didn't save Izuku from the claws while Shigaraki was already gone?No Shigaraki to call back by and no Stain to save Izuku from the flying Nomu.What happens if Izuku actually notices how familiar those wings are. Will Nomu fully remember him? Can Izuku actually save someone that had been turned into a Nomu?Can he break through to the winged nomu?…

AlibiNonsense

In which Gaara and Baki infiltrate the tour of a secretive chocolatier and save many children from accidents. (Crossover: Naruto/Charlie and the Chocolate Factory) No pairings. Bad Language.…

onyxjay

"A Potter, a Weasley, and a Muggle-born in Slytherin. That's a pretty odd combination, don't you think?"Amazing cover by Khabootea…

severelyacute

So this is basically a one-shot or whatever of Nico, Thanatos, and Hades dealing with all the souls that Thanos sent to the Underworld, only for them to come back to life 5 years later. It's probably trash so don't read it-(8/10/20) Edit: Yes, hello there is now a part two one-shot which focuses more on the marvel aspect of this, so please read it too! (It's currently a work in progress but it'll be out soon)This also contains some cursing.…

redveal

which me do you want?orin the midst of battle something totally unexpected happens…

simp-leton1337

all over the floor, oh no...only the FIFTH chapter is rated Mature.…

Rattenmensch

Mori and Fukuchi are both Fukuzawa's exes, and they don't actually get along bcs both of them want to get him back... but they can and will ally in order to crash every single date he has with a third person, to everyone else's amusement and/or exhasperation (mostly Elise's).Or: My friend thought this idea was hilarous so I had to do it, and I won't apologise for absolute mischaracterisation, I don't actually care. I'm the Angst type of writer. And I don't even ship Fukumori. Or think Fukuzawa had smth going on w Mori. And yes, the title is 100% necessary, sorry @ non-spanish speakers (it's only the title, though).…

Original_Blossomer

A few (too many) Naruto characters are thrown into the world of Bnha with no clue how to return.This is basically just a book full of scenarios and interactions between Naruto and Bnha characters.I wrote this for myself and my brother is forcing me to publish it, please don't take this too seriously.(The cover was edited by me, but the picture is from Google.)…

tasteoftheforbidden

It was one thing to prank call or text someone, but it was another thing entirely to pose as a person confessing romantic affections towards the members of their volleyball team rivals.Asahi watched Suga and Daichi argue over who they would mess with first. He sighed. He really didn't want to be a part of this.…

s0larts

Quirks come in a variety of ways.Sometimes they are plain and easy to understand. And sometimes they are twisted and strangely powerful. And sometimes they are so strange and one-off that you don't know how to approach them.That's what Midoriya Izuku was like. ---What if Izuku have mutant quirk? And what if that mutant quirk was one and only : Enderman? And what if Midoriya met All Might before UA, but also as Yagi Toshinori?Let's just say, pure chaos. ( I hate writting summaries )CROSS-POSTED ON AO3…

leiftheleaf06

All Ed wanted to do was read some goddamn alchemy books. How was he supposed to know it would've ended up like this, what kind of person Tucker was? He'd just wanted to help his brother and now he wasn't sure his brother would ever know it was him again. (Or: Ed gets himself transmuted instead of Nina. He ends up significantly more animal than expected. Now, he needs to figure out how to tell his brother who he is, Al needs to find out where his brother disappeared to, and Mustang just wants to know why this cat hates him so much).…

SpindleWebs

Fuyumi has always been too kind. It really shouldn't be a surprise when Endeavor comes home to see some villains. When he protest, to his shock Fuyumi decides to stand up and finally protest.or... Fuyumi offers multiple villains a home and the house becomes a rehab of sorts.…