what do u want..?is it enough for you?stop itwho u think you are?stop acting!!u worthlessbetter you're not exist in this world........WARNING!!-this is just a story!!don't took it serious- (am i type it right?:P)-red blood-cringe-torture moment(?)~countryhumans fandom~am not really good in english…
*CLARIFICATION* this is NOT a story about bestiality. The Mexame doesn't happen until after Mexico is no longer a dogAfter a messy breakup with his boyfriend Chile, Mexico decides to go visit his old besties grave. His old pet chihuahua Coco. However, while he's walking home he gets in a horrible accident, and when he wakes up.... well.... he has four little paws and is stuck in a dog adoption center. What happens when an old friend turned rival decides to adopt him? WARNINGS:- loads of fluff- angst- suicidal thoughts or actions - depression- attempted sexual assault- countryhumans - cursing…
Inspired by Sid Fleischman's 'The Whipping Boy' and Hellllllnah's 'Forever'Mexico went his whole life only knowing three things. Things that he made sure to always keep in mind in his day to day life1. To everyone, you are nothing but a savage 2. You have to bow to everyone, even people who wrong you3. Nobody is your friendThese rules dictated the young boys life. These rules he knew would never change.Prince Thirteen Colonies, more often referred to as 'America' lived by rules of his own as well.1. To everyone, you are a future leader, mess ups will be met with harsh consequences 2. Never speak up to the king3. Nobody is your friendThese were the rules he had to live by, and he made sure to break them as often as he could.So much so, his tutors had no choice but to purchase a whipping boy ------------"Why must you suffer, for all the wrong I do?""It is what it is your highness. Leave me be,""Mexico, you've a strong will, and I, an adventurous soul. Let's run away, together,""Together?""Forever and always,"(WARNINGS)- mexame- although characters will be based off of history, this is historical fiction and should not be taken as the full truth - I'm doing this for fun, not to spread hate to or romanticize any country or organization included in this book- my goal is to make more people aware and shipping this bootiful ship…
ouh~so this is 3 kids that they want...i seeYou don't think this is too extreme ..?we want to 'take care' of them until they are adults only...not want to kill them or anything......WARNING!!!!-blood-bad grammar-cringe-crime(ehek:v)-torture moment?idk:D~countryhumans fandom~mafia AU~english is not my main language~don't be surprised if I include other language elements in this story:P~I will try to include characters of other countries in this story~the book cover by me:v~enjoy;))…
I keep having ideas and they're all about Texas because he's my favorite for no reason other than I just decided that he isAnyway this is more of just a smol thing for chuckles, each chapter will probably only be around 300 words or less, and it's just about Texas being America and Mexico's chaos child(Shh I know there's no reason for this to exist)(Edit: I'm from the future and I lied. This is not smol. It big)…
(Sequel to Tiny Texas Time)Texas is all grown up now!!!!I know! I cried too!!!!…
I have too many books *POSSIBLY NONEXISTENT UPDATES*Anyway America and Mexico had six kids but everything turned f*cky when they got a divorce. Texas and California ran away to live with America, and America won the rest of his kids through a messy custody battle.Now, without any stinkin kids to worry about, Mexico realizes he's trans. Meanwhile America realizes he has very little desire for women but the Czars son is pretty hot.But now that Soviets dead and America's mental health is at a rapid decline, he needs help raising six kids. And when a certain trans Mexican finds his way back into his life, will things work out for the better this time? Or will things plummet into another painful split?Only time will tell.Warnings:- countryhumans - self harm- suicidal thoughts/actions- transphobia - homophobia - angst(Disclaimer: this is based off of history but doesn't accurately reflect it nor does it reflect current events. Please do your own research before you take everything in this book as fact)…
Let me tell you a story that is tragic and full of mystery. Once, In a time unknown, there were 3 mischief Countries. They go into a place where one of them talks their last breath, they fall. With a Rose blossoms, comes new begins.…
GOING THROUGH SOME EDITING! The Confederate Battle Flag is alive- But it isn't what you might think. Dixie (as he goes by nowadays) has been stuck inside America's head all these years. First a voice of opposition, then blunt annoyance. Then council. He has changed. And America needs him more than ever.*may be offensive. Dixie is a good guy in this. Do not read if this offends you or if you are triggered by violence…
[𝗱𝗶𝘀𝗰𝗼𝗻𝘁𝗶𝗻𝘂𝗲𝗱]✰ 𝗅𝖾𝗍𝗌 𝗆𝖺𝗄𝖾 𝗌𝗈𝗆𝖾 𝖿𝗋𝗂𝖾𝗇𝖽𝗌! 𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗒 𝗋𝖾𝖺𝗅𝗅𝗒, 𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗹𝗹𝘆, 𝗅𝗈𝗏𝖾 𝗒𝗈𝗎!• . ° * 𝘺𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘵𝘳𝘺𝘩𝘶𝘮𝘢𝘯𝘴 𝘹 𝘢𝘧𝘢𝘣 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘦𝘳• 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 / 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘣𝘦 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘥…
"We'll be friends forever, right Mexico?""Of course, forever,"Growing up, America, Mexico and Canada were the closest friends. They understood each other more than anyone else, with each of them being potential heirs to their grandfather's thrones. They promised that despite their families, despite their feuds, and despite their grandfathers wishes they would always stay the best of friends. But every season comes to an end, every leaf someday dies, and even countries drift apart Disclaimers:- slight Mexame I guess but it's just childhood crush kinda stuff. (Please tell me I'm not the only one who's had a crush on my bestie when I was a toddler ;-;)- this book serves as a prequel to my book "North America Gang" which is a wholesome comedy. However, this story will be a lot more angsty and emotional then that book- you do not have to read NAG to understand this book, however some references might only make sense if you have read NAG- this is for entertainment purposes only and is not meant to romanticize any country or organization in any way. Although this book will be historically based, I advise you to not take everything in this book as solid fact, and any inaccuracies in this book do not represent real world history. Again, please do more research before you believe everything you read on a Wattpad fanfic- sometimes my brain don't English good and certainly doesn't Spanish good so I'm sorry (and all French will be google translated so you already know how that's gonna go)#1 countryhumansmexico Feb 12, 2021…
(Current cover by: @RattusDomestica )"I don't remember anything....Who I was... who they are... and they don't remember either....I guess... this is the new beginning...And of course I'm starting it on the streets....,"--------One day, everyone woke up, with literally no knowledge of who they were. All history books were lost, and any hint of context destroyed. They called this day, 'The Awakening'. Using the little evidence of a once prosperous society, they rebuilt their city and started anew.Buddy, a young man who named himself after a beer can he found, had been living in the streets, fantasizing about the man he might've been before The Awakening. He lead a simple life that was difficult at the same time, and was content keeping it that way. But this wouldn't be a story if everything stayed the same now would it?…
Se que esto llego muy tarde, pero igualmente quiero participar. Tengo historias que escribir y espero que les gusten.…
This is basically going to be a load of Countryhumans oneshots, based around either my random ideas or readers' requests (though as this is now complete, they may not be used, sorry).Hopefully, this is enjoyable!Also, in a lot of these, there'll probably be a bit of an overuse of stereotypes, so don't say I didn't warn you! Of course, if I offend you, please let me know so that I can change what I say and hopefully fix the issue!Cover art isn't mine, credit to the owner. No images in this are mine either!…
America was the last person anyone expected to be a father. But America is a father, to sixty-nine demo-I mean angels. His kids are definitely angels. But sometimes they convince each other to do ridiculous things. That's how Texas found himself about to walk into a UN meeting.Rewritten version of the original.…
Yes, the title. Memes. Like I said, its memes for an AU. MY AU... Well sort of. It's me and my irl friend's AU. This is just basically for her. I'm bored so I thought of making memes for our AU, so yeet. IF YOU FIND SOMETHING YOU DON'T LIKE THEN LEAVE!!!…
The official book where I, the almighty Xinfenix, rant and discuss my countryhumans universe, headcanons, and AU's!NOTE: Please do not use any of my headcanons without direct credit! I'm allowing people to use it, you just need to tag or credit me in someway where it is obvious.Art Credits:Background polandball art in the cover is from the Official Polandball Wiki. Everything else is not owned by me and will have credit below the image.…
-➤ rating countryhumans ships cuz why not? -➤ 𝘄𝗮𝗿𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴 :★ my opinions not u✦ cringethat's all ツ★…
North America is back baby, and they're gonna make you laugh so hard the ground will be shaking. Enough historical tea will be spilt to spark an American revolution. This content is so sick your dad will come back with the whole damn cow. It's showtime…