Love is Abuse (Kyle x Cartman)

Love is Abuse (Kyle x Cartman)

186,071 5,017 13

Kyle and Cartman are both known as the ones to bicker constantly. But underneath it all, they struggle to hide their relationship from everyone else. When their lives take a horrific turn of events, their relationship, reputation, and lives are threatened.…

Big Boned Love (Cartman X Reader)

Big Boned Love (Cartman X Reader)

34,709 759 14

Y/N moves to the snowy mountain town of South Park with her mom wanting a new start but when she meets big boned Eric Cartman her whole world is flipped on it's head will they stay enemies or will a old enemy of Cartman bring them closer? Find out in Big Boned Love. * I don't own the South Park brand, all rights reserved to the creators…

Not Such a Bad Guy: Eric Cartman x Reader

Not Such a Bad Guy: Eric Cartman x Reader

136,872 3,966 23

This was requested by MintFlavouredKitkat. I have to throw in a warning that this story does hit some very sensitive topics, and if you don't deal with that kind of stuff very well, then please do NOT read this. I know dealing with depression is a hard thing, and it's not something to be taken lightly. If this story in anyway offends you, I apologize. I hope you enjoy this story and thank you for reading. Love ya!…

Kyman. (Kyle x Cartman)

Kyman. (Kyle x Cartman)

7,802 110 13

Read and find out...…

south park: Kyle x Cartman

south park: Kyle x Cartman

29,088 739 16

I've been writing this story since 2014 and the first 4 chapters aren't really anything special but it does get better in chapter 5 and up, I'd say.A fan-fiction about Kyle & Cartman when they're 16 - 18CW: foul language, mild substance abuse…

"I'm not lying." Cartman x Kyle

1,197 46 16

[Book 7] You do not need to read any book before this for it to make sense."I'm trying to make a realistic Kyman book. So, Cartman will be a psycho, and Kyle will be preachy. Don't expect any genuine fluff. This is kind of a joke book; it will not take itself seriously.----------------Cartman and Kyle hate each other; however, they stay friends. No one knows why. Why won't they leave each other? Well, they both have their reasons, reasons that would cause everyone huge confusion.Kyle likes Cartman, believing he can be better; he has seen it before.And Cartman is, not romantically, obsessed with Kyle, living to make his life horrible.However, one day, Cartman hatches a plan to gather dirt on Kyle after overhearing Kyle rant about him. Taking advantage of this crush, will he destroy Kyle's life by spilling more secrets, or will he learn how to love genuinely?"…

His Queen, Her King: Cartman x Reader Story

His Queen, Her King: Cartman x Reader Story

89,538 2,993 20

She started as a Wench, after persuading the Wizard King to let her join.Then, leveled up to a Maiden, earning the King's favor.Once she became a Lady, things became complicated.Will she ever be a Queen?…

Little Red Riding Kyle by Cartman

Little Red Riding Kyle by Cartman

38,348 941 7

yes this actually happening -Cartman…

Cartman x Reader *true feelings*

Cartman x Reader *true feelings*

26,997 368 10

This may be short but it has long chapters that will be worthwhile. You are Kyle's Jewish fraternal twin sister.…

Toxic (Cartman x male reader)

Toxic (Cartman x male reader)

4,782 147 26

This is my first South Park fanfic so cringe all you want and no I'm not a new South Park fan. I started liking it like, 2019. M'kayAnd yes the title is from the song Toxic by Britney spears cuz it kinda fits ur relationship with Cartman in this fanfic so yeah lol Trigger fuckin warning cuz ur a murderer in this ficRANKS#1 on Southpark on Apr 7 2024#1 on Kennymccormick on Apr 13 2024#1 on yeshomo on Apr 21 2024…

Liane cartman x reader oneshots

Liane cartman x reader oneshots

8,075 50 5

liane cartman x reader oneshots it includes smut, fluff and angst but mostly smut I tried to keep it gender neutral, just read the announcement to understand it better <3…

South Park Cartman x oc - A Change in Heart

South Park Cartman x oc - A Change in Heart

3,130 75 6

Notorious badass Megan Marsh (Stan's cousin) comes to visit and has a change in heart when she starts falling for Cartman. Stan says she becomes more human but she really just develops a soft spot in her badass attitudeSomeone requested a Cartman x oc fanfic so here I am writing one! Bare with me I'm gonna try my best…

"I could become Jewish for you." Cartman x Kyle

2,742 62 33

"You're such a asshole Cartman." "Hehe~ And that's why you love me. You love the asshole Kyle!!~" "Oh shut up man. Hehe." Kyle then lends and gently kisses his cheek, "Yours so stupied man....I love you." "I love you too.~"--------------Read this!!:1. Do I ship it?: NO!! This is pearly a joke!! If you like the ship that's fine I don't judge!2. If you comment hate then your comment will be deleted and I shall screenshot it and shame you!!3. If you don't like then don't read it! If you still do thenyou're either stupid, a mascot, or you actually do ship it.4: I am making it cause, why not? I'm bored, and just because I don't ship it doesn't mean I can't write it. I'm just bored and wanted to write something.…

Hots 4 Kyle (Kyman)

Hots 4 Kyle (Kyman)

6,920 118 6

He's hot…

Kyle x Cartman

Kyle x Cartman

9,571 148 5

Yeah I ain't good with titles. Kyle has had a crush on Cartman for such a long time. He hasn't gotten to the point to tell him, until one day a rumor starts going around school that Cartman likes Him.…

Kyle x Cartman

Kyle x Cartman

3,297 92 10

Fanfic set years in the future about Kyle and Cartman and other south park characters, mostly fluff…

Tea Party (Cartman x Butters)

Tea Party (Cartman x Butters)

2,807 58 5

While having a tea party with Cartman, Butters decides to experiment with him.…

Cartman oneshotzzz

Cartman oneshotzzz

4,088 97 6

That's right oneshots as in the plural sense! More than one baby!!…

Cartman made a goddamn gc

Cartman made a goddamn gc

319 14 6

Cartman makes a GCidk if I'll make ships in this but if I do it will most likely include: Dip, Style (obviously), Tyde, Bendy, Kfc-man, and Creek 🫶 This may never be published so if you're reading this it was 👍I do not own South Park in any way it belongs to Matt Stone and Trey Parker…