Banging a Snake (Pre-Era HI3)

Banging a Snake (Pre-Era HI3)

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There was once a man named Julian Loki, his friend called him Loki, and he is a man who had a secret he never told anyone else.He was a reincarnate; the world where he came from is an ordinary world, without any magic, QI, chakra, or alien, but after his death, Loki was transmigrated into the world of Honkai Impact 3, a world that's originally a game from where he came from.When he checked the timeline of his new life, he realized that it was still 50.000 before the three main casts were born; in simpler term, he was in the previous era Honkai Impact universe.After being born, the only thing that Loki want is to find a good wife and have a happy and peaceful life with her; just let Moth and Kevin deal with the Honkai.He doesn't know when or how it happened, but he somehow got Mobius's attention and affection, and after some long months, they got married.Their daily life after their marriage is simple; he lives like how an average human usually does, other than doing some daily tasks for some of his wife friends, like buying Kevin some ramen, keeping Elysia attention away from bothering her wife, hiding Kosma from Vil-V, buying Griseo paint, and helping Kalpas become stronger.And one day, a little girl who looked very similar to his wife returned to their home and smiled at him, saying. "How is your day, dear? What's with that looks? Can't you even recognize your dearest wife? fufufufu, It's me, Mobius."And With a teasing smile, she added the last part while grasping Ling Xi's hand. "Don't worry, no FBI will knock on our door."…

Remember, sirius black

Remember, sirius black

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they were cute, in that weird sort of way that makes everyone else uncomfortable. they did weird things like sit on each other's lap, or lick the other's face. i'm all for 'to each his own,' but licking your boyfriend's face and then the two of you laughing about it was a bit more than odd to me. maybe i'm the only one though. his friends seem to encourage it, with all their teasing and lip puckering whenever the two got particularly mushy. one time, i even saw the entire quidditch team lift the poor girl up so she could kiss him while he sat on the courtyard wall. the more i think about that day, i suspect most of them just wanted a look up her skirt, but she barely protested. maybe i was not the touchy-feely type of romantic, but i just could not understand why they insisted on being so damn affectionate. every time he grabs her thigh under the transfiguration classroom desks, i blush worse then a sunburn. no boy had ever touched me like that. seeing sirius touch dorcas like that brought me the imaginary sensation of a warm palm, adoring gaze, and scandalous whispers to my mind. it was increasingly embarrassing. all and all, sirius black and dorcas meadows should save their fondling for more private spaces. -Sirius Black loved Dorcas Meadows, but she died. Voldemort killed her personally.…

QFTS 53 | The truths are behind the LIES

QFTS 53 | The truths are behind the LIES

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I apologize for the bad pun, but here we go with book 54 XD…

Celebrerity roats shade room pt.1

Celebrerity roats shade room pt.1

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this story contains mature and savage content do not read if you aren't comfortable with this type of stuff this is for entertainment purposes only this isn't meant to roast actual celebrities in this story itself this is a story about a woman named Nichole Jackson she is the new wife of Michael Jackson she is a sassy young woman she has really short hair and doesn't wear earrings at all Nichole Jackson is 28 years old she is a sassy woman Nichole Nicole Jackson was seen roasting Lisa Marie presely that day Nichole Jackson doesn't give a damn anymore she's a ruthless woman Nichole Nicole Jackson is one sassy woman she'll roast Lisa Marie presely on the spot she calls her the crypt keeper Nichole Jackson is one Ruthless woman Nichole Jackson loves doing this she doesn't regret it at all Nichole Jackson is a savage woman Nichole Nicole Jackson will severely roast Lisa Marie presely Nichole Jackson is one of the most savage women in history she is a multi trillionare as well Nichole is not the woman at all Nichole Jackson is not the woman anymore she will destroy Lisa Marie again Nichole Jackson is a snarky woman Nichole Nicole Jackson is one Ruthless woman Nichole Jackson was seen roasting Lisa Marie presely again Nichole Jackson is one sexy woman Michael Jackson is a lucky man to marry this curvaceous woman Nichole was seen at it again with her for the fifteenth time this week already she is best friends with mariah carey and Nicole Murphy Nichole Jackson sat there roasted Lisa again she got up and flipped her off after that Nichole Jackson is not the woman at all she'll roast again until she can't handle the heat at all Nichole Jackson sat there wearing a black dress and heels on she roasted her rival again Nichole Jackson cussed Lisa Marie out she called her the crypt kreeper again Nicole Murphy sat there laughing Extremely hard Lisa Marie faught Nicole Murphy Nichole Jackson destroyed her again Nichole will destroy her Again she will not tolerate this anymore…

The Ultimate Fancast Book

The Ultimate Fancast Book

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I'm bored, and I decided to make this. I will post a new fancast every few days, or at least try to. This is gonna be about a lot of different things, including aesthetics. Tags will be added.…

The Boy From my Dreams

The Boy From my Dreams

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Description for "The Boy from My Dreams"In the heart of a quiet town, where the whispers of nature reclaim lost spaces, (Y/N) finds themselves ensnared in a love story that transcends the boundaries of reality and dreams. "The Boy from My Dreams" is a poignant narrative that weaves through the complexities of the human heart, exploring the depths of loneliness, longing, and the bittersweet tang of unrequited love. (Y/N), our protagonist, navigates a world where their deepest connections are forged not in the light of day, but in the ephemeral realms of their dreams.Here, amidst the ethereal landscapes of their slumber, they encounter a man who embodies the essence of their desires and the solace they seek from their waking life's desolation. Their love flourishes in a sanctuary built from shared dreams and whispered secrets, untouched by the realities that constrain the heart's yearnings. However, as the lines between dreams and reality blur, (Y/N) is confronted with the impermanence of their nocturnal romance and the haunting realization that some loves, no matter how profound, are destined to remain as fleeting shadows in the light of day."The Boy from My Dreams" delves into the heartache of a love that exists beyond reach, capturing the soul's eternal quest for connection and the pain of its ultimate liberation. It's a story for anyone who has ever loved someone they could never have, finding in (Y/N)'s journey a mirror to their own experiences of loss, longing, and the elusive nature of love that exists only in dreams. As (Y/N) stands on the precipice between two worlds, they must decide whether to cling to the remnants of their dream-born love or to face the dawn of a new day, carrying with them the memories of a love that was never meant to be.…

Glitched (BEN DROWNED X Reader)

Glitched (BEN DROWNED X Reader)

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"Ms. L/n! You have fifty pages due to this assignment, and you should've read them yesterday! Now your telling me you haven't even read one word in The Institute?!" Mrs. BITCHritch screeched. You sighed replying; "Okay sorry, sorry. But I'd very much appreciate it if you didn't scream at me." She narrowed her eyes down to yours. You smiled widely at her. While her pale skin soon turned red. "You will finish this right now! Go to the library and use one of the computers. I am tired of this attitude of yours!" She demanded. "But Halloween's today, and schools over! What will my parents say about this Mrs. Bitchritch?" You questioned worriedly standing up from your desk. "I've already contacted them. Library. Now!" She screamed pointing her finger towards the door. You groaned in annoyance snatching your backpack up stomping out. "i Am TiReD oF tHiS aTtITuDe Of YoUrS." You mocked Mrs. BITCHritch's voice. You stopped in front of the Library walking in, sitting down on one of the computers. You quickly typed in your number, and password. It unlocked with the Levi Ackerman wallpaper you installed. You clicked on Chrome, only for a page called 'Cleverbot' show up. You rubbed your chin, typing 'Hi' in the text box out of curiosity. User: HiCleverbot: You shouldn't have done that*Warning: This is a fan-fiction, anything implied in this is not real, not true.**Contains: sexual content, abuse, violence, absurd language, self-harm, suicide (may lead to triggers)…

Noori

Noori

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I shivered under his gaze and recoiled back on every step he took towards me.My eyes unwaveringly stood on his hands that held the pistol in loose, with which he shot twelve men to leave them groaning in pain. He wasn't the man for whom I had flown down here, to Italy, to confess my love.He kneeled just before me, with only an inch of space that separated my knee from his. I shrinked in my place and recoiled back as much as I could, he noticed my action and clenched his fist tightly. A vein popped over his arms, decorating his pale skin with green and blue lines."Who are you?" I asked,"Look at me, in my eyes, if you want me to answer," he said, His sound was familiar, the same, the same as that of the Neil who I have known, who teased me, who fought with me. But a tint of authority, darkness, and haziness was mixed into it now.I looked straight into his eyes gathering courage, "I am Neil" "No, you're not. You are not my Neil" I roared out loud and fell before him bawling. I couldn't help but cry and burst all my pent-up emotions."What did you say?" He asked while he gathered me in his arms.I pushed him back and crawled away from him,"Go away from me" I shouted, but in quick steps, he was near me and snaked his arms around my waist to pull me to his face. My chest collided with his and my knees hung low in the air."Repeat what you said before""You are a monster. You are not my Neil" I snarled at his face, trying to push his face away from me."My" He whispered and kissed my hand with which I was trying to push his face away."You said, My Neil" He said and I cried again remembering my love, my Neil, who I fell in love with."Give me my Neil back" I whimpered, each second I sobbed louder and fell on his chest.He held his arms tightly around my body and took me in his arms. I was dizzy and I couldn't even keep my eyes open. Before my world turned black, I only remembered him carrying me in his arms and getting inside a huge car.…

Mr. Tycoon's Daring Wife

Mr. Tycoon's Daring Wife

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Translation taken from novelfull. Offline reading purposes only!!!"Stay with me and I will give you everything your heart desires. For you, my darling, I would part the mountains, split the sea, and cause havoc on Earth just to have you."In every love story, there's always a vengeful and venomous fiancée who was engaged to the rich and handsome CEO that fell for the poor, but gentle and innocent female lead. In his greed for her love, he broke his poor fiancée whose love drove her to the brink of insanity.No one ever cared about how the fiancée felt.Zhao Lifei was prepped her entire life to marry one man, but suddenly, his heart was captured by another. She was face-slapped, destroyed, and disowned for loving Zheng Tianyi. She was willing to sacrifice her youth, time, and heart for the man, but all she got was pain and despair.It took two harsh, but awakening years for Zhao Lifei to finally understand the mistakes she has made in the past.After her redemption, it was now Zhao Lifei's turn to experience a love grander than the female lead.To the polar opposite of the snarky Zhao Lifei, was the incredibly wealthy and powerful, yet ruthlessly cold Yang Feng.Yang Feng, the King of the Business Empire, was a man to be feared. Heart of ice, eyes of stone, merciless but enticingly handsome, there was not a single person in this world that dared to offend him.Many have tried, but none had succeeded in garnering his attention. That is, until his path unexpectedly collides with Zhao Lifei.…

Trouble-Making Marauders

Trouble-Making Marauders

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"Can you remember us doing anything sensible ever?""Well don't blame it on me! It was James' idea!""OH YEAH! THEN WHO ASKED YOU TO PARTICIPATE WITH US IN THIS SUPREME LEVEL IDIOTIC PLAN??!!""WELL I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUN,NOT US ENDING UP HERE!!""You guys should chill~~we are not even caught yet you know-""POTTER! BLACK! LUPIN! PETTIGREW! ALL IN MY OFFICE RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!""and now we are caught."The constant bickering, never-ending pranks and troubles and weekends full of detentions is what made seven years full of magical education worth the time, according to the four marauders, as they liked to call themselves..........Accompany the four marauders- James Potter,Sirius Black,Remus Lupin,Peter Pettigrew, in their wild pranks and adventures throughout their time in Hogwarts........If there are any mistakes or factual errors, please do forgive me since i am not a professional writer, i do tend to make certain mistakes. Hope you enjoy this series.Of course the original Harry Potter series is as you might be knowing, is written by J.K Rowling so the characters are of course created by her. The original magical world is created by her of course , i have just been inspired from her.…

#-GAEGE GIBBSON-#

#-GAEGE GIBBSON-#

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He took a hit off of his strawberry kiwi flavored elf bar as he stared at his middle screen, the left screen showed discord pulled up and the other four boys in their small boxes. a tik tok pops up about their one of their more recent videos, where an older guy roasts them and shit, it was about Gaege himself quite ironic huh? yawn.POSSIBLE MALE X MALE (OC)SWEARINGNICOTINE/TOBACO PRODUCTSPOSSIBLE SMUT IN THE FUTURESOME DEPRESSING SHIT uhhh.."ya-da ya-da ya-da ya-dasomthing bout a squareyou, me, and Juice Box bout to go blaire (blaire)like the witch, thats a sitchHalloween night bout to wake up in a ditchAnd I'm stacking up Dinerogot this young man feeling like George Romeropicked up on clean know we saw it in the taro's dig a little deeper, boy, you almost at the mid-row"............"I don't really knowI don't really knowya-da ya-daya-da ya-damy Goldfish took a little holidayleft me feeling sour like that minute maidone day he said he wanna go to outer spaceso I made a little rocket out of Gatorade bottles..."..."CAUGHT YOUR GRANDMA AT THE WAL-MARTAND SHE GONNA CATCH THE FADEI DONT REALLY GIVE A FUCKIM JUST TRYNA GET PAIDI WILL SMOKE YOUR GRANDDAD TOO IF HE EVEN LOOKS MY WAYI WILL KICK YOUR LITTLE SISTER IN HER MOTHER FUCKING FACETHATS THE SHIT YOU LEARN IN FLORIDA WHEN YOUR SMOKING K-2HOLD THAT SHIT UP IN MY CHEST, BOY, IM BOUT TO TURN BLUEI MIGHT MOSEY DOWN TO TARGET , MAN, AND BUY ME THAT CANOEI CAnt.. haha.. uhhh.."BIG GOOSEY'S VERSES IN SICK!!…

Somehow | Draco Malfoy

Somehow | Draco Malfoy

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[ DRACO's MALAY FANFICTION]" Cinta datang tanpa disedari. Tetapi aku tidak tahu untuk meluahkan rasa cinta. "•°• Voldemort mungkin telah dihapuskan. Tetapi pengikutnya masih berkeliaran menunggu masa yang sesuai. Bellatrix Lestrange kini kembali untuk menawan Hogwarts dan dunia sihir. Melody Wintersnow ingin membantu Harry Potter dan rakan-rakannya untuk memusnahkan kesemua Death Eater yang tinggal. Draco Malfoy turut ingin memberi bantuan tetapi dihalang keras oleh ayahnya, Lucius. Melody dan Draco mempunyai hubungan yang dingin. Asal bertemu ada sahaja yang tak kena. Tetapi entah bagaimana, satu perasaan aneh tiba-tiba muncul.[ thanks to @-httpssadlife for the beautiful cover ! ♥ ]♡ happy reading ! ♡…

The Way He Moves

The Way He Moves

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"One, two... three!" Chris called, the signal for Nik to begin.The music started, Nik leaped into a Grand Jeté, the ground slipping from underneath him as he landed with a 'thud.'Nik's face flushed, as the other competitors looked at him with amused, and pitiful faces."I already told you, I cannot do this without my shoes!" Nik shouted. Chris loved that cute little Russian accent."It's not my fault you lost your's!" Chris shouted back, truing not to smile. Nikoliv was so easily flustered, and it was kinda cute to see him angry.The two continued arguing about the ballet slippers, the competitors around them either watching amusedly, or carrying on."Um... excuse me," a rich, Swedish voice said from behind Chris, " are these belonging to you? You left them in bathroom." Said Ian, presenting the pair of grey slippers to Nik."Ah, thank you very much!" Nik said, scrambling to his feet to receive his slippers."And if you expect to viin, you should probably land your jumps, okay?" Ian said snarkily, smiling a handsome smile."Vy nemnogo der'ma, ya razorvu tebya!" Nik yelled back, face beat red. Nobody but his coach understood what he said, who wasn't pleased.'You little shit, I will break you.'…

words unsaid

words unsaid

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i wrote these for you, but you never bothered to read them.…

All Around The World In A Mitsubishi

All Around The World In A Mitsubishi

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'I stopped in my tracks. I was gaping, I knew it, but I was shocked. With all of their money, why would they buy this?"I-Is this some kind of joke?" I finally choked out. Bryce glared at me."No." He snapped. "Now get in the freaking car.""B-But it's.. that!"Blake narrowed his eyes. "What, you got something against Mitsubishi's?"'__Jameson- yes, you read that correctly -Vonallmen was.. normal. She wasn't the nerd, she wasn't popular, she wasn't goth, she was just.. there. She didn't drink- although she had a reason for that -but she didn't spend her nights in her room studying for the test that's in two months.And then.. there are the rich- like, filthy rich -bad boys. Blake Williams, the player. Brent Williams, the class clown. Brody Williams, the wild child. And last but not least, Bryce Williams, Mr. I-Don't-Smile.It was nothing, really. Just an innocent trip to Disneyland. And yet, it ended with ninja assassins, explosions, and Jamie leaving everything she's ever known behind...To take a trip around the world...In a Mitsubishi.…

In my dreams

In my dreams

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After Inko Midoriya died, Izuku couldn't handle it well so he asks three friends to come over and comfort him. Two of his friends have no problem with coming over and helping Izuku out but when the third friend suggests something crazy , Izuku can't stop dreaming about two certain people but what happens when the two fictional people in Izuku's dream don't want to let him go?!?!? how will Izuku's friends react to not seeing him for months?!?how will izuku react once he finds out that if he stays in that dream too long he can end up with a uterus and is 100% to getting pregnant if he gets laid?How will Izuku feel when the fictional people let him go but they don't know he's carrying their children?how will Izuku's friends react to meeting the two who left Izuku to raise their children for one year?and .....how will the two fictional people react to Izuku's new lover? A/N: This is a Kiribakudeku book and to any other people who want a different ship please just let me know and tell me what kind of Au you want and what kind of drama also let me know if you want fluff, smut, or angst. I'm not good at angst books so don't judge also all credit goes to whoever wanted the book written and not to me I'll make sure to tag you. The first three people to vote gets tagged in my next book or better yet my next two books I write. Remember to follow snap ... @Mully221 thank you and enjoy the book my little angel doves 🕊️…

ALTHEA ACADEMY

ALTHEA ACADEMY

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"Welcome To Althea Academy, Where Your Imagination Beyound Anything"She's born as a Princess. When people drunk in jealousy because she is lucky and get pampered by her family. People didn't know her true and real identity and her full power. To hide her identity she act as a dumb Princess for the world peace. - Hestia F. Thorne StorylineShe's born as a powerful witch and the Reborn Of The Gemini Coven after The Massacre Of The Gemini Coven a thousands years ago. She has a sister who lead a whole witch community and a teacher who is a legend of Hogwarts wizard. To protect her unbiological twin gemini witch, she need to be strong. - Eleanor F. Yarlett StorylineShe's born as a broken hybrid. Feeling lost with what people call her. She's attempt to kill herself a few times. That's when her cousin give her a hope with creating a Community that called "Broken Hybrid". With all the support from her cousins, she became more stronger and doing very good in healing and medicine. - Liliana F. Frost StorylineShe's born as a Princess of her Werewolf pack. Because of age different and power level. She didn't get the chance to ascend the throne. Because of some circumstances as an Alpha Werewolf she became a Beta Werewolf whenever she's with her cousin that will be the future Queen of the pack. - Nellie F. Haseltine"To uncover all your power" - Harry Potter"To become more stronger" - Avery F. Yarlett"To protect the legacy and your family" - Hann Ignatios & Ilija Ignatios"Welcome To Althea Academy" - Principal Henry Lux-------------------------------------⚠️WARNING⚠️This is my imaginary world that inspired from a lot of story.There will be a lot of grammar mistakes since English is not my mother tongue language. Do tell me the mistake😊Don't ve a copycat and copy my story🙃…