anjalinden

Putin and Angela Merkel unexpectedly find love :)Guys pls this is satire and idk what I'm doing send help…

drunkensummerkellic

Kellin wanted the best for his baby girl. At the age of 19, he was willing to settle down and work to support his little family. His world came crashing down when Katelynne left him and Copeland in the middle of the night, leaving his dreams of having a happy and complete family to remain just dreams. He meets a boy running from his past and decides to help him out. Just as Kellin thought he couldn't love and trust another person, will this boy with the big brown eyes change his mind?…

Academiabook

Imagine you want to print mega gay furry pron pictures and meet Angela Merkel (real love story irl😘😘 )…

drunkensummerkellic

Alex woke up in a hospital bed and ten years of his memory gone. Much to his relief, he still had his old friends from his teenage years. Especially, Jack, his best friend. How much has happened in ten years? Will he regain his memory? How was his relationship with Jack after all these years?…

jobicusmaximus

Zakana Hayline despises Pokémon with every fiber of his being. He's never owned a Pokémon, never thrown a Pokeball, never even held a Pokedex. That may be normal for some children under the age of ten, who haven't embarked on their Pokémon quest yet, but Zakana isn't ten anymore. He's 18. Unlike his family, and everyone around him, he is quite content with ignoring everything his lush, beautiful world has to offer. And when he finishes his training as an astronaut, he'll be able to get away for good.When his mother, Audria, rushes home after her council meeting in Pallet Town and reports that Zakana's father, and cousin, Yumin Hayline, have been kidnapped, everything is turned upside-down.Zakana's older sister, Kirish, estranged from Zakana because of their very different views on Pokemon, is in the middle of a war herself on the lonely Orange Islands. Bambi, battling prodigy and Zakana's ten-year-old cousin, and Yumin's baby sister, is six months into her academic career at one of the most prodigious schools in the region, and is just as much Hayline as the rest of the them. Her and Yumin's parents-nowhere to be found. Being a prominent and powerful Pokémon trainer herself, Audria must leave home to search for her husband, nephew, and in-laws, and leave a sheltered, helpless, and stubborn Zakana alone for the first time. His family is way more important than he could have ever imagined. According to Audria, they are being targeted by a mysterious organization know as the Viterals.Lucky for him, they are not aware of his existence.Suddenly, his place in the world comes clear into focus. He must catch and request the help of the Pokémon he so hates in order to survive and to save the ones he loves. He must open his heart and forget everything that happened that day-that fateful day weeks before he was to begin his own Pokémon journey, the moment the greatest tragedy befell his life, and changed it and his family's from every day forward.…

yourlocaldaddyissues

The best smut you have ever read.…

Blink_Drive

"We can't waltz forever, Grant." "We can damn well try." Magical musician Murder LaVoe is tired of running. She's been running for almost 500 years. When you don't age, people take it personally. She has returned 40 years later to her favorite borough in New York City.Her hope? To finally settle down and hide her secret by taking the identities of falsified heirs. A public attempt on the life of her Rock-N-Roll alter ego, Lady Dreamscapes. A chance meeting of subservient immortals in need.threaten to take away the life she holds so dear. Can NYPD detective Grant Noble III solve her mysteries in time to save her? Or is it him that needs saving? Levi Esmund is a Protector of the Ageless sculpted from Clay by Murder's mother to be her companion. No one knows how tied the fates of the Protectors are to their charges. Levi wants a good book and a hot guy. Maybe, just maybe, he'd like to be a real boy. Tress is also a Protector. A Trans-woman, and white-out Victorian goth who has learned to excel at glamours and wards. The Curse Of the Ageless prevents her from physically becoming a woman permanently. She's devoted her life to helping trans-girls in need. There is only one problem. She has yet to figure out how to save herself. Series Overview:We have existed in the shadows of your world throughout history. The blessed, the cursed, the mages, and the witches. Sometimes you choose to ignore us. Sometimes we cover it up. We keep our heads down, lest you lot make them roll.…

Blink_Drive

The Galaxy's favorite Cybertronian rock band volunteers to help evacuate dinosaurs from Isla Nublar only to discover the island's darker secret.…

Blink_Drive

Speculative Voltron Legendary Defender short stories. Serial.…

Blink_Drive

Those crazy Countach boys are at it again, this time defending immigration and marriage rights in Washington DC. But will Bee get there in time to stop Sunny from making the mistake of his life?…

_longwayhome_

fatherkels: purple world calumhood: purple is now my new favourite colour…

angelamerkelsgf

Hey! I hope you enjoy this compilation of my poetry and I hope that it inspires you :)…

dreamingimage

The only structure you have, is no structure at all. Trained and calculated; independent and lethal - dangerous because you are protected. Nothing has ever put fear into your heart... until the moment you feel someone may have touched it. That someone, Gordan Merkel.This story contains vulgar language, alcohol/inebriation, strong violence and the mention of sexual conduct.…

hailiebop13

Imagines and requests written about Bill Skarsgard and any of the characters he portrays. Roman, Merkel, Otto, Simon etc. I do write mature stories as well so don't be afraid to ask! I prefer DM for requests. :)…

aboutthetic27

dua anak remaja berusia 15 tahun yang masih duduk di bangku kelas 1SMA, selalu saja terikat satu sama lain, namun bukan dalam keadaan yang baik, mereka terikat karna selalu berkelahi seperti anak kecil, namun apa jadi nya jika salah satu diantara mereka mempunyai perasaan pada musuh nya yang mengesalkan itu? "Gue cuman mau main sama Lo doang, soal perasaan Lo ke gue itu urusan Lo, gue gabisa bales nya" ..perhatianlapak sunki sampe tuano salty, ini hanya fanfictionpemeran tergantung bertambahnya part dan akan di jelaskan juga jangan lupa vote ya biar semangat diri ini buat update, soalnya dah Gedeg sunki kagak pernah Selca!!!!…

animelovegirl2

Elle graduated highschool, as a single girl spending her summer with Lee and Marco. Marco realizes he still has feelings for elle after their senior year together, he remembers their first kiss but Marco decides to talk about his feelings to Lee, Lee is happy for Marco and wants him to decide on if he really wants to be with elle, Noah pays an unexpected visit home during his second year of college. Elle chooses to go to college with Lee so she has different choices to make over summer before leaving for college even if it's also choices on a possible new romance.…

_barnesbelova_

Skinny Love: when two people love each other but are too shy to admit it but they still show it.…

igazi_ufo

Lilien a Jók Iskolájában landolt,mint új diák.Miközben ismerkedett az iskolával és annak tanulóival,közben találkozott a Rosszak Iskolájának Dékánjával,a magas,gyönyörű,vörös fürtös,határozott Lady Lessoval.Már megismerkedésükkor felkeltették egymás figyelmét,majd később,egy kicsit jobban megismerték egymást...A Rossz,mint fogalom nem létezik.Egy törött ember van,akit egyszer nagyon megbántottak.És ha szerencséje van,lesz egy olyan ember az életében,aki próbálja majd bekötözni a sebeit.❗️NEM KELL ISMERNED A KÖNYVET AHHOZ,HOGY ÉRTSD A TÖRTÉNETEMET❗️🏳️‍🌈Lány x Lány🏳️‍🌈🔞❗️BEFEJEZVE❗️…

ayerkes248

As Regina and Robin and her friends are back in the enchanted forest as she meets an unlikely thief that will soon steal Something far more precious.…