ghostezee
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I am not getting into religion, just because Adam is in this show and he's the first man, doesn't mean I'm putting religious things-Warning(s): Spoilers, inappropriate language, sexual themes, cuss words (this is Hazbin Hotel after all...), inappropiate themes (mastur... Y'know what..), horny demons and a horny angel... (Etc, probably)"Call me dickmaster." "Charlie's not calling you that, Adam.""Why so serious, princess? You were always so..." He pauses, remembering her beautiful smile in the past when he made her laugh, "...Happy with me.""Maybe because you didn't give a shit when I got expulsed from heaven?" "Oh, yeah, maybe it's that."_______ the sudden urge to put a thousand romantic vibes parts in a song, right here:"-๐๐ซ๐๐ง ๐๐ฃ๐ ๐ค๐ซ๐๐ง ๐ ๐ ๐๐๐ฅ ๐๐ค๐๐ฃ๐ ๐ค๐ซ๐๐ง ๐ฉ๐๐ ๐ฌ๐ค๐ง๐ก๐ ๐ฌ๐ ๐ ๐ฃ๐๐ฌ... ๐ฟ๐๐ฎ๐จ ๐ฌ๐๐๐ฃ ๐ฎ๐ค๐ช... ๐๐จ๐๐ ๐ฉ๐ค ๐ก๐ค๐ซ๐ ๐ข๐..."___"๐๐ ๐๐ฎ๐๐ถ๐ป๐ด ๐๐ผ๐บ๐ฒ๐๐ต๐ถ๐ป๐ด ๐๐๐๐ฝ๐ถ๐ฑ ๐น๐ถ๐ธ๐ฒ ๐ ๐ก๐ค๐ซ๐ ๐๐ผ๐...๐ ๐ก๐ค๐ซ๐ ๐ฎ๐ค๐ช..."___"๐ฌ๐ผ๐ ๐น๐ผ๐ผ๐ธ ๐พ๐๐ถ๐๐ฒ ๐ฑ๐ถ๐๐ถ๐ป๐ฒ ๐๐ผ๐ป๐ถ๐ด๐ต๐... ๐๐ฒ๐ฟ๐ฒ ๐ฎ๐บ๐ผ๐ป๐ด ๐๐ต๐ฒ๐๐ฒ ๐๐ถ๐ฏ๐ฟ๐ฎ๐ป๐ ๐น๐ถ๐ด๐ต๐๐..."Updates are slow, but I still hope you enjoy!(31/01/2024)This book is made after 'Welcome To Heaven', because there are no episodes currently after that. So this will kind of start at the pilot, then the episodes, and after 'Welcome To Heaven' it will be my own story.(02/02/2024)This is an AU where Adam doesn't die (I'M STILL NOT OVER HIS DEATH HE WAS MY FAV CHARACTER UGHH ๐ญ๐ญ)โฆ