Harley: Hey! Wake up!

Later on that day, Harley snuck into someone's house and decided to...

"Vacate" them from the premises along with Ivy and the hyenas while Selina was the look out. The blonde found it very weird that only one person was still sleep...

Even after all of the kicking and screaming of agony that was going on...

Harley: Dammit! I said wake up!

She bitch slapped the man awake...

Man: Huh!? W-Wha!?? What's going on!?

Harley: About time you woke up,

Man: W-... W-W-Wait!? You're Harley Quinn!!!

Harley: That's right - you know my fuckin name and you should know that since I'm here, I want something.

Man: W-What could you want from me!?

Harley: You're fuckin house, ya see, I just came in and decided to kill ya entire family but left you alive, so how's about you get the steppin before you -

Man: Uh... I'm sorry, who?

Ivy: ?

Harley: ? ... Ya family stupid, all those people that were in ya living room?

Man: But... But I live alone.

They both looked at one another...

Harley: Huh!?

Ivy: Then who were those people in your house?

Man: There's people in my house?

Harley: Well not anymore!

Man: ...

Harley: Dumb bitch! You could've died. Urgh, damn people, yours fuckin welcome!

She then reach in his drawer where his wallet was and took the $200 that he had.

Harley: Learn to watch ya surroundings, stupid!

They then left out...

Selina: Ok... so what happened?

Harley: Those people in his house weren't even suppose to be there.

Selina: ... So you too killed a bunch of thieves?

Ivy: I guess we did.

Selina: ... Wait, hold on...

Ivy/Harley: ?

Selina: Why didn't you guys just kill the last guy and take the house? He may try to call the police on you.

Ivy: ...

Harley: ... Oh.

Ivy: And this is why I don't hang around you.

Harley: How is this my fault!?

Ivy: Your lack of hindsight is terribly contagious!

They then heard police sirens...

Harley: Fuck! CHEESE IT!!!!!

With that they ran off to a hidden bar which accepted all types of villains - though it was just the girls this time...

Bartender: Ah, so that's what happened Huh?

Harley: Yyyyyeeeeeeeeaaaaaa...

Bartender: Well, you better do something quick, Harls, once people find out that you and the Joker are permanently done - I can't promise that you'll survive the week.

Harley: I know!!! Can you take me in?

Bartender: I don't even have enough guns for that. We're talking about half of Downtown here.

She frowned and looked down, sighing...

Then it started to rain which made her even more  depressed, she slammed her head on the bar with Selina and Ivy rubbing her back...

Selina: Sorry about that.

Ivy: You will find something, don't worry about it.

Harley: Yea...

Selina got up and started to head out saying...

Selina: Well, the only other place I'd tell you to try is Uptown Gotham.

Harley: Uptown?

Selina: The people there are a little bit more scared of you than the ones in Downtown, who knows, you may find someone.

Harley: ...

She was gone after that, begrudgingly, Ivy's security app on her food started to go off so she checked her phone to see it was some of the Joker gang there...

Ivy: Dammit, I knew they'd hit up my place next.

Harley: What happened?

Ivy: Joker's men, I gotta go.

Harley: Sigh...

Ivy: ...

Ivy took her by the face and kissed her on the lips saying...

Ivy: Cheer up Harley dear, like I said, let me find another place and you can stay with me, till then - keep a low profile.

Harley: ... Ok.

She nodded at her and left out with the Bartender pouring her another drink...

Bartender: Here, this one's on the house.

Harley: Thanks... Uptown huh?

At the same moment, Izuku was just pulling up to work with Eve in his car, she couldn't drive herself since her car was having a battery problem and he offered to take her since she has been taking him...

After starting their shift, they quickly made it to the Electronics section which is where they were positioned.

He didn't expect for Eve to be the Supervisor over him though...

Eve: Hey, quick question.

Izuku: Yea?

Eve: The prices here are switched, so you think it was Doug? Besides us, he's the only one that can change prices without anyone knowing.

Izuku: so don't even know why you asked - of course it was Doug.

Eve: Guess you got a point, he is trash. But besides that...

Izuku: ?

Eve: ... So did you get real close to Poison Ivy's face or-

Izuku: Oh my God, not you too.

Eve: I just wanted to know.

Izuku: What are you, an Ivy follower?

Eve: Well, for your info, I'm a Raven follower.

Izuku stopped working and looked at her...

Izuku: A what?

Eve: What, you didn't know?

Izuku: Know what?

Eve: Some of us in school decided to start following after certain heroes. I'm a Raven follower.

Izuku: ... That's fuckin stupid. So it's like a gang?

Eve: Yea but without the violence.

Izuku: So you follow... Raven... like the chick from The Teen Titans?

Eve: She's so fucking cool. Being born of Satan but goes against his World Domination plans. It's like "Fuck You Dad!"

Izuku: And here I thought you had more sense than anyone else in Gotham.

Eve: 💢What's that suppose to mean? Don't you follow any hero.

Izuku: No.

Eve: Why?

Izuku: Because Heroes are just as big of assholes as Villains.

Eve: Oh, I get, so you're an all around hater.

He dropped the books that were in his hands...

Izuku: I am not.

Eve: Sure hater. It's ok, we're still friends just keep that to yourself.

She gave her an agitated smile saying...

Izuku: 💢You wanna say that again?

Eve smiled, finally, what she says got to him. She never got to play like this with anyone else, so it made her happy.

Izuku: Oh, so it's funny?

Eve: Eh, maybe a little bit.

Another The store Manager walked up to them...

John: Hey there guys, you seem to be getting a lot of work done.

Izuku: Thanks sir, it's thanks to Eve -

John: Who slacks off and is only teaching you do that she can do absolutely nothing likes she's been doing all year.

Eve: Ouch!

John: Hehe, make sure you stop by the break room on your way to lunch. I bought pizza.

At lunch...

Eve: So, your sister's coming back. I bet you're happy.

Izuku: I am actually. Sigh, I just hope this time around, things will be better.

Eve: Heh, it should with that Scream guy around. It's like he only comes out when people start doing bad. He's like Gotham's boogieman but he's anyway.

Izuku: Eh, he's not all that.

Eve: See? I told you, you're a hater.

Izuku: Would you quit it with that!

It was now eight at night and there shift was over with. They waved their manager goodbye with him thanking them for coming it...

Nobody else came in except them...

Izuku drove her back to her house saying...

Izuku: Hey...

Eve: Yea?

She was on her phone as closed in on her home...

Izuku: You and that jock asshole know each other, I kinda notice that -

Eve: Glares every time we sit together? Yea, I guess you can say that.

Izuku: ?

Eve: ... Sigh, his dad used to date my mom.

Izuku: So... you guys are step brother and sister.

Eve: Not anymore. His asshole of a dad kept coming on to me, so I told my mom and she put him out for it.

Izuku: Wow... so wait, why is he mad at you for it?

Eve: Be he believes that I was lying when I showed proof on camera.

Izuku: So what's his deal with me?

Eve: Heh, he thinks that I'm trying to get with you.

Izuku: Don't know why you'd waste your time with stuff like that.

He turned on her street as she said...

Eve: What do you mean "waste my time?" Who knows maybe I do.

She was teasing him to see what he'd say but he gave her a smile with a tick mark on his face saying...

Izuku: 💢 Do not play like that, ok?

Eve: Heheh.

She got out the car, getting her umbrella out and said...

Eve: Thanks for the ride.

Izuku: What are friends for?

Eve: (Gasp), you called me a friend? Wow, what happened to you, Mr. Edgy?

Izuku: 💢 Screw you.

With that, he drove off, quickly getting to his house. He put his keys down and put all of his groceries up before sitting on the couch, looking at his ceiling before Tim texted him...

Tim: Hey.

Izuku: 😡I swear to God, if you're in my house.

Tim: 😅 No, not this time.

Then one from Dick...

Dick: 😎So, you're really coming over? Whatever happened to "No."

Izuku: Fuck you.

Dick: Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! What's with the language!?

He started to text back but then Luna came from upstairs and sat near him whining.

Izuku: I don't know Luna, it's raining.

She whined again...

She has been inside all day. He sighed and got up saying...

Izuku: Alright babe, you win.

She wagged her tail and licked his hand, going to get her leash...

Tim: Sorry if your friends strong armed you into this. I promise we don't mean you any harm.

Izuku: Suuuuuuuuure you don't.

The Conversation was then made a group one...

Stephanie: Hi, we never got to meet. I'm Stephanie Brown, Tim's girlfriend.

Izuku: Oh great! Tell your fuckin boyfriend to stay outta my house.

Stephanie: That won't work, sorry.

Izuku: Do something!

Cassie: You don't have to be a jerk.

Izuku: Um... and you are 🤨?

Duke: That's Cassie, she doesn't talk.

Izuku: Wow, never ran into a mute that's trigger happy.

Cassie: I don' like u.

Izuku: Damn, sorry, I'm outta fucks to give.

Cassie: 💢

Barbra: You don't have to be so harsh.

Izuku: Whatever, this is harassment. 😒

Dick: Heheh ok we get i-

She stopped paying attention to his texts when he heard Luna growl. He looked at her before the direction she was looking at.

It looked like a dog but... kinda weird...

He then heard it laugh...

Izuku: A hyena?

Luna then ran off, the collar snapping off...

Izuku: LUNA!!!!

She ran into the alley only for Izuku to hear a thud and her whining a second later...

He gasped and ran into the alley only to see a bat coming for his head. He ducked under it and rolled to a stop, seeing two huge hyenas laying on his dog.

They seemed more like they were playing with her than anything. His eyes went wide, ducking again as Harley swiped her bat at the back of his head.

He kicked her in the stomach l, making her slam into the wall...

Harley: Oww... huh?

Izuku: What the...

They both looked at one another...

Izuku/Harley: ... YOU AGAIN!?!?!?!?!?

Her mind clicked now...

This boy gave her money before out of anger...

Maybe...

Harley: PERFECT!!!!

Izuku: THE FUCK YOU MEAN "PERFECT!?"What now!?!!? Looking for more weed money!?!!!

Harley: No!

She looked out of the alleyway, cars driving by but she hid...

Izuku: Get the hell out of here or I'm callin the cops!

Harley: Jeez! Keep it down! I'm not after you!

Izuku: Then what are you here for!? How did you find me!?

Harley: I didn't know you stayed here!!!! But I'm glad I found you!

Izuku: What?

After seeing that the coast was clear, she got in his face and said...

Harley: Can ya please be a doll and cough up some dough? Pretty please?

Izuku: NO!!!!!

Harley: "No!?"

Izuku: I felt stupid throwing money at you the first fuckin time!!! I'm not gonna GIVE you money.

Harley: But I need it! I REALLY need it!!!

Izuku: I'm not supporting your drug addiction!!!

He came to Luna and moved Bud and Lou off of her, taking his pet back...

Harley: But wait! Hold o-

Izuku: Be glad I'm not outing you. So get the hell out of here.

He started to walk off...

But she lunged at his feet...

Izuku: Hey!!!!

He feel as she said...

Harley: Let me explain, alright? At LEAST let me do that!

Izuku: ... Tch! Grrr!!!!

An explanation later...

Izuku: ...

Harley: And that's the story...

Izuku: ...

Harley: ... Uh, anything to sa-

Izuku: Pfft...

Harley: ?

He snickered at her situation...

Harley: ... Are you laughing?

Izuku: (Snicker) hold up...

He took a breath...

Before busting out laughing...

Izuku: HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Harley: That's not funny!!!!

Izuku: It totally is!!!

He got in her face and said...

Izuku: After robbing people, making them lose their jobs, and become homeless, that shit finally got around to you. So, how's it feel to be on the shitty end?

Harley: ...

Izuku: Don't feel too good, does it? Welp, that's life, Karma gets to EVERYONE. So enjoy being hunted down.

He walked away but she took him by the wrist...

Izuku: Let go!

He ripped away from her...

Harley: O-Ok listen, I did some really shitty things to people. So I get that I deserve it. But please, just give me something - you can't just leave me out here in the cold rain!

Izuku: Why not?

Harley: ...

Izuku: You, Ivy, and Catwoman, we're gonna take my shit and leave me dead in an alleyway.

Harley: But you came out alive.

Izuku: And that makes it ok?

Harley: I- ... Look, I'm...

Izuku: ?

Harley: I'm sorry... but I feel... lost.

Izuku: ...

Harley: I felt like I was on top of the world with Puddin there by my side. He's kicked me out before but this time, I think I'm out permanently. So now, I don't know what to do... I don't know where to go...

Izuku: Wow... that... sounds more like a "You" problem though...

Harley: ...

Flashback...

Ivy: Oh, it's for someone else? Wow... that... sounds more like a "You" problem though...

Harley: ... I had that coming...

She rubbed her arm before starting to cough...

Izuku: You should probably find shelter.

Harley: ...

He left out of the alley way-

Harley: Hey!

Izuku: Ugh my god, what!?

Harley: Can I -

Izuku: Nope!

Harley: Have a heart! Me and my babies are gonna freeze out here.

Izuku: Then find a fuckin shelter.

Harley: Please...

Izuku: ...

He looked at her to see that her hyenas curled around her to keep her warm but they were wet and shivering too...

Harley: My girlfriend said that she'll be getting a new place - I just have to find somewhere to be till then.

Izu: And you think I'm gonna tell you yes? My sister comes back soon, you think I want you around her?

The blonde had nothing else to stay. She put her hood on her head and held her babies that began to whine...

Izuku: ...

Yet again, Izuku took one step forward only to end up in his mindscape, in front of Xalga.

Izuku: And just what the fuck do you want.

Xalga: ...

Izuku: ... No.

Xalga: It'll be quite wise for you to heed my words before saying "No."

Izuku: You're gonna suggest that I let her stay with me! That is a NO!!!!

Xalga: Housing Harley Quinn may prove to be quite useful.

Izuku: How the fuck is that useful!?

Xalga waved his hand in the air, showing different scenarios of Harley being on both sides of good and evil and being a MAJOR problem for whoever is against her...

Xalga: To heroes like Superman and even the Flash. Harley is known as something akin to Batman. She is presumed a human, breathes and bleeds like one. But even she was skilled enough to beat Batman in a fight, capture Nightwing, outsmart Wonder Woman, and even get a hit on The Flash while he was running at Top speed.

Izuku: So?

Xalga: In this world, the Heroes and villains agree that Harley is an even bigger threat than the Joker. If they come to find out that she lives with you and harmlessly lives life day by day. They may leave you alone... after the surprise trip and what not.

Izuku: ...

Izuku: How do you know that they'll leave me alone. I have Harley Quinn living under my roof.

He didn't see it but he felt Xalga smile...

Xalga: Heheh, it is worth a shot.

Izuku: ... And if the Joker takes her back? You do know that she goes back to him all the time, right?

Xalga: She is broken. Showing her some compassion will ensure that even if she DOES go back to him, she will leave you out of her affairs.

Izuku: ...

Xalga: You've had a really bad day back then and now things are getting better for you. Now she's having a bad day, and she needs someone.

Izuku: She attacked me, and didn't give a fuck.

Xalga: But you treating her the way she treated you makes you no better than her. You might as well be the Joker for laughing in her face when she told you she was homeless...

Izuku: ...

He then felt the rain on him again...

Izuku: ... Tch... dammit...

Each drop felt like ice but then she didn't feel the rain hit her...

She looked up and saw Izuku there, his hair hanging over one eye from it getting wet as he held the umbrella over her...

Harley: ?

Izuku: ...

He held up three fingers...

Izuku: Three... Days...

Harley: !

Bud and Lou stood up, wagging their tails...

Xalga: 💧Even after I explained everything to you, that's all you're giving her?

Izuku: Yes... that's all you get... three days. After that, I want you gone - as SOON as midnight on Thursday hits, you're out. Got it!!

She gasped and threw herself at him...

Harley: THANK YOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUU!!!!! YOU'RE SUCH A NICE GUUUUUUUYYYYYY IZZZZZZZZZYYYYYYYYY!!!!!

The hyena rubbed themselves up against him in happiness...

Izuku: 💢 I am now starting to regret this shit. Wait... I didn't give you my name!!!!!

Harley looked away with a nervous expression, giving him back his wallet...

Harley: YOU MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!

She then started to kiss him...

Harley: THANK YOU FOR BEING NICE IZZY!!!

But he pushed her off...

Izuku: KNOCK IT OFF!!!!!!!!!!

They made it to the house with Harley looking around...

Harley: Whoa SHIT you live good!

Izuku: Keep your voice down!

He went upstairs and got a shirt and pajamas out and tossed it downstairs to her...

Harley: Huh?

Izuku: The shower, now, you stink.

She blushed and smiled...

Harley: You're giving me clothes to wear!?

Harley ran upstairs and hugged him again...

Harley: I'm