?: NO!!!! GET THR FUCK OUT!!!!!

Harley: Hey!!

?: GET YOUR SHIT AND GET OUT!!!!!

Harley: Puddin!!! Don't be that way!!!

He throws a brick at her face, lazing her on the floor with a bloody nose...

Harley: Ow!!!

He kicked her in the stomach and stomped on her side looking at her with a very angry and smiling expression...

Joker: Harley! Sweetie! Baby! My Use - To - Be Love...

Harley: "Used to be!?"

Joker: You've been costing me a lot you sly minx you...

Harley: What are ya talkin about puddin!? I didn't do anything wrong!

Joker: Oh Harley... so cute but also so STUPID!!!!

He then kicked her hyenas out of the hideout, making them whine from the pain of being kicked in the ribs...

Harley: Puddin! Those are our BABIES!!!!

He punched her in the nose...

Joker: THEY'RE YOUR BABIES YOU BLONDE FUCKIN IDIOT!!!!! That Scream bastard already ran through FIVE of my drug houses - breaking my men and taking my money!!!! AND IT'S YOUR FAULT!!!!

Harley: What the hell am I suppose to do about it!?!?! Fight him!?!?

He got in her face...

Joker: YES YOU DUMB BITCH!!!!

Harley: ...

Joker: Thats what tools are used for, to take care of something that I don't wanna take care of. But instead, you stood there and did nothing.

He pointed a gun in her face...

Joker: I should shoot you. Right in your cum swallowing mouth right THE FUCK now!!!!

Harley stared at him incredulously, why was he talking to her like this. Her goons were sad that she was being kicked out and she saw it...

She tightened her jaw at him and got up, stepping to him...

Harley: Puddin' listen-

He shot her in the shoulder, knocking her back to the floor but that didn't hurt more than him dumping her...

Joker: Harley...

She looked up at him as he lowly said...

Joker: I'm having a bad day...

She froze from that, she knew what that meant from experience. Anytime the Joker said that to her, it was her final warning or she'd be tortured beyond her own insanity.

She almost felt like she couldn't breath at this point as a feminine hand touched the Joker...

?: Come on, let's not get ugly yet, let her try again and then shoot her in the fuckin brain.

Harley: ...

Joker: Hehehe ooooh~... I like your style.

He grabbed the woman's ass and said...

?: Thank you.

She then looked at Harley snobbishly saying...

Punchline: Don't worry Harley sweetheart, I'll take good care of him for you. Heheh

Joker: Buh - Bye! Don't come back or I'll FINGER YOU WITH A MACHETE!!!!!

With that said, he slammed the door in her and the hyenas faces...

She looked down, starting to cry. She got up and started to bang on the door but was stopped by a vine that wrapped around her wrist.

She looked back to see Ivy and Selina aka Catwoman...

Harley: ... I-Ivy?

Ivy: Come on Harley, let's get you fixed up.

Harley: ...

At the Plant Goddesses house...

Selina: Well, I hate to be the one to say "I told you so" bu-

Ivy: I told you so.

Selina: Dammit, she beat me to it.

Harley didn't respond as she and Ivy sat in the bathtub naked, her wounds patched up, her make up washed off, and her hair down.

She kind of curled up in a ball in Ivy's lap...

Ivy: There's no use sulking about it, I told you that Joker wasn't the right one.

Selina: EVERYONES been telling you that. Seriously, even the people of Gotham like you better than him.

Ivy: He isn't anyones friend - hell, half the time he's everyone's enemy. You're better off without him.

Harley: Stop.

Ivy/Selina: ?

Harley: Just... stop talking about it.

Ivy: ...

Selina: ... Sigh, fine.

Selina then made her way out saying...

Selina: Hopefully you listen this time.

Harley: ...

After the bath, Ivy gave her a cover saying...

Ivy: Here, sleep on the couch. Tomorrow, we'll find you somewhere to stay.

Harley: I can't stay here?

Ivy: Harley, you know I love you, but that Clown knows where I live.

Harley: He won't come here.

Ivy: Harley, the last time you were here and he found out, he killed my plants with a weed wacker just to be funny.

Harley: ...

Ivy: ... I'm sorry.

She took her by the face...

Ivy: Just give me some time to at least move, ok? I'm doing this for you, but you have to be serious about leaving the Joker ALONE.

Harley: ...

Izuku was just waking up the next morning from his "Night on the Town." He didn't need to make more money but he felt that it wasn't fair for him to beat the fuck out of every villain and not the Joker.

That villain was a slippery bastard, anywhere he looked, he wasn't there. He could've used Xalga to help but he wanted the satisfaction of finding him on his own and beating his ass.

The think that he was the worst of all of them was just... no... it wasn't surprising. He sat up with a sigh and smiled for once...

Some really great things happened in that three weeks. For one, his friends weren't being bullied anymore.

Andy ended up getting his first girlfriend, Ana, Stephanie, and Cassandra actually had a representative from Dance World watching them...

And he FINALLY got his car but that was something that gave him a headache... why?

Because Rex is the one that them for him.

Izuku groaned at this and went to his window, looking at the two...

Izuku: ... Sigh, you dick...

Rex sort of strong armed him into this SUV but only because he used Eri as a way to shut Izuku up...

He was right through, Eri and her friend Matt would be riding with him for a while, so he accepted it...

Now what got him pissed was that Rex then got him a SECOND car for his own personal use...

He loved it - it was great - it was actually one of his two dream cars but he didn't expect to get it so early and he damn sure didn't want it handed to him.

He scratching his head and decided not to worry about it for now...

Friday, Eri was coming back home. After an entire three weeks, she was finally coming back...

He yawned and decided that today, he would go and buy every type of dessert she liked - JUST this once.

He jumped downstairs and came to the cabinet to make something to eat but...

Found Tim there...

The boy was a little surprised, he was hoping Izuku wouldn't find him so quickly. The teen glared and took out the pancake mix and slammed the door on him...

Tim opened the door and said...

Tim: Alright, I have a very logical explanation for this...

Izuku: Do you now?

Tim: Me and everyone else were talking and we wanted to know if you'd be interested in coming over and hanging with us.

Izuku: Me? At some multimillion dollar mansion five miles outside of Gotham with a group of people that didn't pay me any mind to me till they found out that I survived an encounter with the Gotham City Sirens? No thanks.

Tim: Ok, I seriously think he knows but I don't want expose myself.

Izuku: Also, Dick? Todd? My sister's room? Really?

The both of them came out of the floor where Eri's room was...

Dick: In our defense, Tim took the good hiding spot.

Izuku: 💢You all do know that this call breaking and entering.

Todd: Better question l, how the fuck did you know that we were hear.

Izuku: You're all musty!

Dick: I'm not musty.

Izuku: You mustier than Todd! At least Tim smells like he actually bathes.

Tim: Aww, aren't you sweet.

Izuku: You can shut the fuck up. You guys sneaking around pisses me off, you lucky I don't kick your asses.

Todd: You do know that it's four of us against you?

Izuku: Fou- ...

He turned to the bottom cabinet to see Damian.

Izuku: Get the fuck outta there!!!

Damian: I don't like being found.

Izuku: Well stop choosing obvious places!

He then pushed them all out...

Tim: Hey, come on man, you don't have to be like that.

Izuku: My sister is gonna be here Friday, so I wanna get everything ready for her to - at least survive this Hell Hole.

Dick: Gotham isn't that ba-

Izuku: You all have a deranged maniac with green hair and make up, planting literal ass bombs in people's chairs before they sit in them and the only guy who can catch him, sends him to a jail cell that he can easily get out of.

Tim: I'm... sure... the Batman has a reason.

Todd: Like is he referring to us?

Dick: I really can't tell....

Izuku: Just go, Tim, you have my number, give it to them. You guys text me instead of sneaking in my house like a bunch Robins.

Tim: ...

Dick: ...

Todd: ...

Damian: ... I'm gonna say somethi-

They covered his mouth...

Dick: O-Ok, we'll uh... we'll be going.

Izuku: Thank you.

He then went back into his house and up the stairs but a few minutes later, he got another knock at his door...

Izuku: 💢

He came back down and threw the door open...

Izuku: WHAT!?!?!?

?: Whoa calm down kid!

HE blinked, paying attention to who was at the door to see a blonde woman there...

Marilyn: Hi there Mr. Midoriya. I was sent by Laila, to be your Home Tutor.

Izuku: ... My home tutor?

Marilyn: I see, she hasn't explained the situation to you.

Izuku: What situation?

Marilyn: She knows that you have a hard time coming to school on time or never at all. So she set up this little program for you. For now on, all the days you can't make it to school, she'll send me to at least drop off your school work and help you if you need it.

Izuku: Oh...

He rubbed the back of his head, feeling bad for yelling. He was gonna say something but then he realized something...

Looking down - which made her do the same, he realized that he wore No shirt and pajama bottoms.

Izuku: Uh.

He quickly went in to change while she friend away...

Marilyn: How did I not notice that?

He opened the door again and said...

Izuku: Would you like to come in?

Marilyn: Sure, if that's ok.

He stepped to the side, giving her the opportunity which she took. She looked around his house with slight surprise, not a lot of struggling teens live in good places...

Marilyn: So, help from parents? Come from a rich family? Drug dealer? It's ok, you can tell me.

Izuku: Unwanted help from an annoying billionaire.

Marilyn: Really?

He went to the kitchen as she sat down. Everything smelled nice and wasn't dirty. She set his assignment on the coffee table as he came back with something to drink.

Izuku: Here you go, sorry for yelling earlier.

Marilyn: Heh, think nothing of it. Alright, so this assignment came from your math teacher Mr. John.

She laid out which ones need to be turned in the next day and those that he had a week to do on.

Izuku: Ok, thank you.

Marilyn: No problem... so...

Izuku: ?

Marilyn: You're the kid that survived the Gotham City Sirens.

Izuku sighed and leaned back on the couch...

Izuku: How many people know that?

Marilyn: Heh, she got up and gathered her things saying...

Marilyn: Just be glad that only people in Uptown Gotham know and not Downtown.

Izuku: Yea, I guess that's a relief. But besides that...

Marilyn: ?

Izuku: Isn't it gonna be a hassle for you to come here every time I have a question?

Marilyn: Um... I mean, I'm always free.

He then pointed to her wedding ring with a flat expression and said...

Izuku: No you're not.

She started to say something but he already got up and went up to his room. A second later, he came down and gave her a sticky note with his number on it.

Izuku: Just text me, so when I need help, I can call you.

Marilyn didn't know what to think, he was so mature for his age. A little on the edgy side with a nonchalant expression, but he carried himself better than she thought.

She did find him mysterious, especially the scars on his hands and arms...

Marilyn: ... Y'know...

Izuku: ?

Marilyn: Laila used to have me do this for other students.

Izuku: ... "Used to."

Marilyn: Mmhmm, but they were just too focus on trying to make a "Movie." With me...

Izuku: A movi- oh...

Marilyn: Yea.

Izuku: Well, I don't want you, so, you have nothing to worry about.

Marilyn: That's very... straight forward and nice, I guess.

With that, she left out of his door smiling at the boy but just when she was leaving, he found Andy and the others there...

Rex: !!!

Ana: Uh!!!

Imani: !!!

Gabriel: Sigh...

Marilyn: ?

Izuku: Shit!

Andy: DAAAAAAAAAAAAMN FIRST YOUR PRINCIPLE NOW THIS LADY!!!!!

Izuku: SHUT UP!!!!!

He then pulled them all in before telling Marilyn...

Izuku: You have a great rest of your day, Ms. Marilyn.

Marilyn: Thank yo-

Imani: Dang AND you wished her a good day!? You must've drilled it in!

Izuku: SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He slammed the door with them all laughing their asses off from embarrassing them.

Izuku: What is you guys's problem!?!??

Andy: Um, we're you're friends, it's our job to irritate you.

Izuku: Who says that!?

Rex: Anyway, how're you liking the new cars? I even paid for both your new parking spots.

Izuku: Do I look like a Gold Digger to you!? Stop doing that.

Rex: What? No. I'm not.

Izuku: You-

Rex: Iz, buddy, you gotta realize, you came in contact with some villains and got out alive.

Imani: Yea, we know you got powers - we know you could've taken them, but you just can't go walking around places anymore.

Ana: It wasn't just Rex that made this decision, we all did.

Andy: You're the only one without a car... AGAIN...

Izuku: ... Sigh... alright, fine... fine.

He decided to back off, this is what drove them apart in the first place, Izuku trying to do everything on his own when he has friends that could help...

Rex: Anyway, are you gonna come?

Izuku: Hm? Come where?

Imani: To the Wayne's Mansion!

Ana: Mr. Wayne invited us there since Dick and the others wanted us to see how they live.

Izuku: ... Really.

He was gonna get irritated but stopped...

There's no point in throwing more angry to a fire that was about to die out...

Izuku: Um... actually, you guys go.

Andy: Aww what!? No!

Rex: Dude, all you do is work and go to school now.

Izuku: I did the same thing back home, the only difference is that I go to school now.

Imani: Iz! No!

Imani got in his face, making his step back...

Imani: You are coming with us whether you like it or not. We don't get to see each other like that anymore.

Izuku: But -

Imani: So Friday, you WILL come with us.

Izuku: You don't even-

Imani: I don't give a damn about your powers either - I WILL FIGHT YOU!!!

Izuku: ...

She calmed down saying...

Imani: Glad that you see it my way.

Izuku: ... What if I have to work?

Andy: Call of-

Imani: I'm sorry, was that more excuses NOT to hang out with us!?

Gabriel came to him and whispered...

Gabriel: Solo ven, si no lo haces, no podemos prometerte tu vida. (Just come, if you don't, we can't promise you your life.)

Izuku: ... Sigh...

He looked down...

Izuku: They planned this.

Xalga: They knew that if they couldn't get you to say yes, your friends could.

Izuku: Dammit, why?

Xalga: Like everyone's been saying, you came out unscathed when it came to those three women and from what my omniscience tells me, people regularly end up in the hospital because of them.

Izuku: ... Fine.

Imani: Grea-

Izuku: But we aren't staying long, Eri's coming back Friday and I want to take her out.

Imani: I- ... You... sigh... fair I guess.

Izuku: Great. So, Andy, how's yours first relationship going with that girl that stuck up for you?

Imani: I don't like her.

Andy: Which means that something ain't right about her.

Izuku: Really?

Ana: I was surprised you didn't go against Imani on this.

Andy: If my sister tells me she doesn't like a girl and doesn't have a reason, that's because the girl ain't what I think.

Izuku: So why are you still with her.

Imani: He's hoping we're wrong.

Andy: Yea.

Izuku: ... Sooooo do I have to step in or-

Andy: Iz? We're trying to expose her, not get her laid.

Izuku: HUH!?!!!?!

Ana: Oh! He didn't tell you, but did you know that we all got kidnapped.

Izuku: WHAT!?!?!?!?

Rex: I have never been kidnapped by someone so stupid before.

Izuku: Why didn't you guys-

Imani: Because it wasn't that big of a deal.

Amy: No seriously, they were stupid.

Flashback:

A light flipped on, making a tied up Andy flinched from the sudden brightness on his face. He groaned in discomfort trying to figure out