Author: Thank you for making it this far into my book! On behalf of all of us, we thank you, right guys?

Christopher: Indeed, very much.

Anne: Thank you!

Author: When you are reading this now, I should be done with editing and this story is complete. Feel free to skip over this if you'd like. Enjoy the story!

Christopher: Yes, enjoy reading everything about me. My charm, my intelligence, my humor, and of course, you can't forget my good-looks, now can you?

Anne: And be sure to stick around for Christopher's ass kicking! You don't want to miss it!

Christopher: Getting a little confident there, aren't you, darling? 

Anne: Oh, you'll get what you deserve, pirate.

Author: Okay, guys! That's enough! Say goodbye.

Christopher: What are you, my mother?

Anne: Shut it, Topher.

Author: I am your creator, so I guess that makes me you're mother. 

Christopher: Sure, sure, as long as I get paid.

Anne: Not a paying job, pirate.

Christopher: I want my money!

Author: Nope! Be sure to vote, comment, and share!

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Christopher: Vote if you want me to get paid.

Anne: Vote if you think Topher has a problem with money.

Author: Vote because you're a loyal reader!