Recap

In embarrassment, I ran away. Back to my dorm.

"I'm such a mess.

I'm so stupid.

I'm better off dead anyway,"

"I want to kill someone."

"ʜᴍ, ᴡʜᴏ sʜᴏᴜʟᴅ ɪ ᴋɪʟʟ?"

"What am I doing... I don't want to kill-"

"ɢᴏᴊᴏ?"

"Huh.. wait-"

"sʜᴜᴛ ᴜᴘ ʙɪᴛᴄʜ,"

"ʸᵒᵘ'ʳᵉ ᵍᵒⁱⁿᵍ ᵗᵒ ᵈⁱᵉ!"

"ʸᵒᵘ ʰᵃᵛᵉ ⁿᵒ ᶜʰᵃⁿᶜᵉ!"

"URGH SHUT UP!!"

I think I'm losing my mind.

"ɴᴏ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ᴊᴜsᴛ sᴛᴜᴘɪᴅ,"

"SHUT UP!"

"ᴍᴀʏʙᴇ ɴᴏᴛ ʜɪᴍ, ᴡᴇ ᴄᴀɴ'ᴛ ᴋɪʟʟ ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ɢᴏᴊᴏ,"

"Wait what-"

"ᴡᴇ sʜᴏᴜʟᴅ ᴏᴠᴇʀᴛʜʀᴏᴡ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍɪᴋᴀᴍɪ ᴄʟᴀɴ!"

"NO!" (Extra info: the Mikami clan is a powerful clan. Some might say the Mikami clan is MORE powerful than the Gojo clan. Despite the rumors, the gojo clan never challenged the Mikami clan. And the mystery remains unsolved. )

"sʜᴜᴛ ᴜᴘ ʙɪᴛᴄʜ,"

"AHHH SHUT UP!!"

Those voices. They're so loud. Shut up already.

I started to feel dizzy. Everything became so loud. I could hear my heart beating. My breathing pace.

If things couldn't get worse, "BAM!" I heard a loud slam be-hide me. It was so loud, that I started hearing ringing noises in my ear.

"Y/N are you okay?! I heard your cries of help for oh mighty Mr. Satoru gojo!" I'm kidding he didn't say that.

"Y/N! Are you okay? Is everything alright? I heard loud screams coming-" Gojo asked light-footedly.

"Get away from me you Monster! Look what you did to me!"

"What are you talking about y/n-" he asked with a concerned look on his face.

"Get out of here!"

"No y/n-"

"I said, GET OUT!"

Gojo backed out slowly and closed the door on his way out. With a sorry face.

"ƧƬЦPID ƧӨП ӨF Λ BIƬᄃΉ,"

"ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ sᴀʏ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ɢᴏᴊᴏ!"

"MΛƧƬΣЯ? ΉIƧ ПӨƬHIПG MӨЯΣ ƬΉΛП Λ PIΣᄃΣ ӨF ƧΉIƬ!"

"Shut up!"

"sʜᴜᴛ ᴜᴘ,"

As soon as I yelled, "ALL OF YOU SHUT UP!" Silenced followed, or so I thought.

"ʏᴏᴜ ᴛʜᴏᴜɢʜᴛ ʙɪᴛᴄʜ! ɴᴏᴡ ᴛʜɪs ɪs ɢᴏɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ FUN!"

ɪ ʟᴇᴛ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴀ sᴏFᴛ ɢɪɢɢʟᴇ ʙᴇFᴏʀᴇ sɪɢʜɪɴɢ.

"ᴡᴇ sʜᴏᴜʟᴅ ɢᴇᴛ ʀᴇᴀᴅʏ Fᴏʀ ᴛᴏᴍᴏʀʀᴏᴡ!!ɪ ᴄᴀɴ'ᴛ ᴡᴀɪᴛ <3"

ɪ ᴡᴇɴᴛ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴛᴏ ʙᴜʏ ᴀs ᴍᴀɴʏ ᴄᴜʀsᴇᴅ ᴡᴇᴀᴘᴏɴs ᴀs ɪ ᴄᴏᴜʟᴅ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀʟʟ ᴍʏ ᴍᴏɴᴇʏ ᴛʜᴇɴ IT IS ɢᴏ ᴛɪᴍᴇ!

"ᴡᴇ ᴀʀᴇ ɢᴏɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ᴏᴠᴇʀᴛʜʀᴏᴡ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍɪᴋᴀᴍɪ ᴄʟᴀɴ!"

"At least let me do something,"

"sʜᴜᴛ ᴜᴘ ʙɪᴛᴄʜ!"

"For 5 minutes!"

"ɴᴏ-"
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That crazy bitch.

I don't have much time but this is the only thing I NEED to do before I leave.

I ran as fast as I could to my dorm and took out a file of documents from my drawer.

My next destination was gojo's dorm.

I was losing my stamina but Gojo was my driving motivation.

Took a left and boom, it's gojo's room, just at the end of the corridor.

Blah blah blah y/n ran and she was about to open the door but instead, gojo opened the door.

"GOJO! SIGN THIS. NOW!" I said, catching my breath.

"What why?" He asked.

"I DON'T HAVE TIME TO EXPLAIN THIS, NOW!"

"Y/N, are you okay-"

"I SAID NOW!"

"Okay, okay, I'll sign it."Gojo started to sign the document I gave him and asked"What's all this y/n?" I ignored him and passed him a letter. I then grabbed his face, looked straight into his eyes, leaned forward to-

ᴛɪᴍᴇ'ꜱ ᴜᴘ ʙɪᴛᴄʜ.

"ɪ ʜᴀᴛᴇ ʏᴏᴜ. ᴀɴᴅ ɪ ᴍᴇᴀɴ ɪᴛ," ɪ ꜱᴀɪᴅ, ꜱᴋɪᴘᴘɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴇʟʟ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜɪꜱ ꜱʜɪᴛ ʜᴏʟᴇ

"ʏ/ɴ ᴅᴏᴇꜱɴ'ᴛ ʟɪᴋᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ʙʏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴀʏ, ꜱʜᴇ ᴡᴀꜱ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ᴘʟᴀʏɪɴɢ ᴡɪᴛᴄᴜ... ʜᴀHᴀʜʜAHAHA,"

"ɴᴏᴡ ᴛɪᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ɢᴇᴛ ᴛᴏ ʙᴜꜱɪɴᴇꜱꜱ," me took me mother fhocking dragon spirit shit and rode that piece of shit out.

"ᴅʀᴀɢᴏɴ ʙᴀʙʏ, ʜᴇʀᴇ ᴡᴇ ɢᴏ,"

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In a blink of an eye, I found myself in what felt like hell. It was dark, I couldn't see anything. But I could sense danger.

"So what is it going to be ms. y/n?" An unknown voice called out.

"What's going on?" I asked, looking around for the source of that voice.

"Don't play dumb <3" he said as his voice echoes.

...

"Do I need to repeat myself?"

"I'm gonna die," I thought over and over again.

...

"I'll say it one last time. Have you signed the documents and get yourself a husband?" That unknown voice said.

"Right, the documents, here," I said.

"SATORU GOJO'S YOUR FIANCÉ?!" The demon-like voice asked in shock.

"No. I will be overtaking your throne in the name of his clan, the 'Gojo Clan'. I got his consent,"

"Ah yes. What about your fiancé?"

"Just pick a random person in the streets,"

"That is not allowed,"

"You,"

"That is not allowed,"

"Then who has it to be?"

"Someone you have emotionally bonded with,"

"Mike Ox Long,"

"Have you gotten his consent?"

"Yes, it's right here, I'll show you his text messages,"

"Hm, that is consent. Alright, bring 'Mike Ox Long' here,"

Whoosh~

"ARGH! Where am I?!" Mike ox long asked, aggressively looking around. "Oh hey y/n 😏"

"Mike Ox Long, if you didn't know already, ms. y/n and Mr. Mike ox long will be getting married this very day," that mysterious voice said. 

"Should I back out? Accept defeat?"

"Me? With Y/N? HELL YEAH!" Mike ox long replied.

Yada yada yada yada
"I pronounce you and Mike Ox Long as husband and wife!"

It's too late to back out now...

"Now, for the real deal..."

It's time to fight this monster. I think I'm gonna die but I HAVE to do this for gojo's sake. After all, I AM the main character. Everything should be good...

⚠️TRIGGER WARNING!! The following image may make your cooch cooch throb. LOOK AT YOUR OWN RISK⚠️

(I tried to make him look creepy but that didn't work... ERUM. anYWAYS—read the future parts in formal English tone?)

POV: Flashbacks of ———

"HEY! Come back here you little cumberworld!" The shopkeeper yelled.

The boy ran away as fast as his legs could go, hence with a few stolen potatoes on his left hand.

Running through tiny gaps and short cuts that he had learned to survive in this very cruel world.

Making sharp turns as he ran about the tiny village, finding himself deep within the area.

Between two houses lies a small tent made out of cardboard boxes, metal scraps, anything that was useful to the eyes of a young fopdoodle.

"Finally! Something other than bread," he exclaimed as he entered his tiny little hut with his watering mouth.

"But how will I eat this thing?" the young boy wondered. He thought for a while before placing those potatoes in a broken little cabinet he had, carrying a potato in his left hand.

"If I'm not wrong, people 'cook' these. What is 'cook'." The boy bit the potato and jumped up the houses, here and there, arriving at a little market.

His eager eyes looked around to find 'cook'. A concept a poor boy could not understand. But before he could, he heard a loud sound.

*horn sounds*

"Attention! The ONE and ONLY, Princess Astra has made a last-minute arrangement to pay a visit to Ding Dong Village. She will be arriving shortly."

"Who is Princess Astra?" He thought. "She sounds old. Pft."

The boy rolled his eyes at the 'boring' announcement but his curious legs bought him to the front of the gate.

Noises of horses clacking and neighing became louder. The boy looked out to see a carriage filled with gold being dragged.

Not long after, the carriage stopped at the front gate. People surrounding the front gate took a moment to bow down to Prince Astra.

The boy mimicked their movements with curiosity, slowly making his way back.

"This way, your majesty," a young gentleman's voice said.

Upon hearing such words, the boy turned around to see a girl with her hair down, blocking his view of her face.

The appearance of the young woman has caught his attention.

She wore a white dress and short heels. Despite wearing heels, she was short. SHORT short...

He adjusted his view to try and get a glimpse of her face. Unable to do so, he walked sneakily closer to her despite being surrounded by armed guards. He wasn't afraid. He was used to this cruel world.

closer... closer... just a lil' bit more. We'll get there. Or so he thought.

"HEY! Step away from the royal one!" One of the guards yelled.

That caught the attention of everybody surrounding the area. Including Princess Astra.

He looked to Princess Astra's view and soon, the boy felt his heart drop. As Princess Astra inspected the boy, he wonders with his thoughts.

"Princess Astra looks so young. So young that she could be around my age. So young yet looks so mature." He was taken back by her beauty, that he forgot he was just being told off by the guard.

He had never seen such a beautiful woman. Her beauty makes him wonder of things that shouldn't have been thought at his age...(Author's note: YES FUCKING SEX SEX SEX)

"Princess Astra." He thought. "What a wonderful name. I hope to see you again..."

"That young boy is armed with a potato. GET HIM!" I'm kidding the stupid guard didn't say that.

"This young gentleman looks like trouble. Princess Astra, stay back. Guards, retrieve that young man"

If it wasn't for the guards, the boy could have gotten closer to her...

Edit: Princess Astra IS y/n...

To be fucking continued :))