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(I have only one thing to say:




Mondays!



*flips la table.*



Ok I'm done.)

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Dream: You're beautiful, sweet, talented, amazing, gorgeous, who in their right mind wouldn't like you?

*Killer really flustered*: SHUT UP! WHAT ARE THESE LIES?!

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Horror: Hey, do you think I could fit fifteen marshmallows into my mouth?

Nightmare: You're a hazard to society.

Dust: And a coward. Do twenty.

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*they are teenagers*

Geno: Reaper do you want to get coffee sometime, maybe?

Reaper: Uh-ye-Yeah!?

Geno: Great! Um after school?

Reaper: Yeah after it is....Wait. You do mean that in a gay way right?

Geno: Yes, in a gay way.

Reaper: Full homo?

Geno: A full homosexual coffee date.

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Ink: Hey Error, you look cute today!

Nightmare: Error looks cute everyday.

*Nightmare turns around and winks at Error making him blush.*

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Cross: When I was small-

Killer: *snort* "was"

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Blue: You're cute.

Dust: No l'm not.

Blue: Yes you are. You're adorable.

Dust: I'm taller than you, I'm just a pretty grown-up looking person overall, I haven't been called cute since I was really little. I'm not cute.

Blue: Well am I cute?

Dust: Yes. You're the cutest person ever.

Blue: How so?

Dust: Because you're just so small & lovable and so endearing to me and you make me so happy and I just want to care for you and make you feel as happy as you make me. You mean so much to me and I love looking at your face because it's the cutest face I've ever seen, because it's the face of the one I love.

Blue: Well, you're not small, but I could say the same right to you.

Dust: You think I'm endearing?

Blue: I think you're adorable.

Dust: Okay, fine, you win, only you can call me cute though.

Blue: Okay cutie!

Dust: *sigh*

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Cross: *looks up at Nightmare*

Cross: Do you think I could climb you?

Nightmare: ...excuse me?

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*Dream, after learning Ink also speaks French*: Does Ink think in English or French?

Blue: Bold of you to assume Ink thinks.

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*teenagers*

Killer: Why don't you have a boyfriend?

Cross: I have strict parents. Why don't you?

Killer: You have strict parents.

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*Cross standing in front of fan*: I'm so hot.

Nightmare: Yes you- I mean- yeah. Yeah it's hot in here.

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Nightmare: Did you just throw your glasses onto the floor?

Error: No.

Nightmare: I can see them sitting there!

Error: I can't.

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Blue: I can't STAND your jokes Classic!

Classic: You don't have to.

Blue: Huh?

Classic: There's a chair right there.

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Dust: Wait hold on- I feel like I'm forgetting something...

Blue: Your mental stability?

Dust: No, no, you can't forget something you never had.

Blue: Wait wha-?

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*cellphone rings.*

*Passive answering*: I'm busy.

Dream: Do you think drinking thirty-six cans of red bull consecutively would make my senses more heightened or Would I just die?

Passive: ........

Passive: I'm on my way.

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Lust: I can probably sing all the lyrics to any disney song you can name.

Horror: What the fuck is disney?

Lust: ..........

Lust: Buckle the fuck up and prepare for a long ass marathon while we cuddle you poor soul.

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Ink: I'm an idiot.

Dream: ...........

Ink: .............

Dream: Ink, darling, I love you, but if you're waiting for me to disagree, it'll be a long night.

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Passive: Oh my gosh, this dog is so cute!!!

Error: You say cute, I say absolute demon.

Passive: Hey! Things can be cute and absolute demons. Just take you for example.

*Error starts blushing*: Y-you think I'm cute?

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*Killer and Cross arguing.*

Cross: Y'know what? Fuck you!

Killer: I already did!

Cross: ..........

Killer: -and did it real good.

Cross: ................

Cross: .......................

Cross: You did.

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Dream: The thing is... I'm living a lie.

Passive: Just one? I'm living like, 20.

Dream: .......

Dream: Brother are you alright?

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*Nightmare refusing to get out of bed after the gang pranked him.*

E6: Just get up! It's not that hard!

Nightmare: NO I'M HIBERNATING

Error: What?! It's not that cold out! And you're not even an animal!

Nightmare: I CAN BE WHAT I WANT TO BE

Error: Just get out of bed!

Nightmare: NO!

Error: Ugh.. That's it..

*Erroe picks up Nightmare bridal style.*

Nightmare: !!!! P-PUT ME DOWN!

Error: No!

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Error: What are the symptoms of  depression?

Cross: Why are you asking me?

Error: Killer was doing laundry earlier and he dropped a sock and I heard him say 'why has god forsaken me'. And I'm concerned about his well being.

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Error: I watched Killer drop a remote on his foot and the only thing he said was 'I am so sick of being alive'. And I'm getting more and more concerned.

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Error: *yawns*

Nightmare: Yeah, being pretty must be tiring.

Error: Then you must be exhausted.

*Nightmare blushes furiously.*

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Killer: I'm not gay but you look hot today!

Colour: We're boyfriends, Killer.

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Cross: Killer are you definitely okay?

Killer: Yeah I'm absolutely fine.

Nightmare: Are you sure? You asked me earlier if you could borrow some glue to hold yourself together. And I'm starting to think I should ban you from knives.

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Dream: Do you have any skeletons in your closet?

Nightmare: Do you mean literally or figuratively?

Dream: Honestly, the fact that I have to specify concerns me.

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Passive: Ok the last thing this spell needs is *looks at scroll* the blood of a virgin *looks at Dream* Ok can we have some of your blood?

Dream: Wait- um- I'm not a- *blushes* not a virgin anymore.

Passive: Who-? it was Ink wasn't it?

Ink: *chuckle* Sorry I couldn't help myself.

Passive: You have 5 seconds to run.

*Ink runs away followed by very angry Passive Nightmare.*

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Cross: *drops a mug on the ground, shattering it* Agh! Fuck me!

Killer: Well if you insist...

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*On Star Sanses sleepover.*

Dream: Alright Blue you're up!

Blue: Okay, never have I ever kissed someone.

*Dust bursts through the door.*

Dust: I can change that.

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Blue: I hate when people ask me 'Where do you see yourself in 5 years?' Look buddy I'm just trying to make it to the Friday.

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*While planning a prank on Nightmare.*

Dust: It's stupid!

Horror: Hey, nothing we've done so far has been un-stupid, and we're still alive, aren't we?!

D8: I can't really argue with that, but I feel like I should.

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Horror: I spy with my little eye something that begins with 'S'.

*Killer looking at Nightmare and Error*: Is it 'sexual tension'?

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*Dust killing whoever gets in his way*: Who wants to die today?

Blue: I DO!!!

*Dust suddenly stops*: Damn, you wanna talk about it?

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*Horror barging into Nightmare's room*: WAKE UP SLEEPY HEAD

Nightmare: What the hell, Horror?

*Killer from under the covers*: Yeah Horror what the fuck?

Horror: *running out of the room* oH MY GOD!

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*Dream hugs Killer.*

Killer: uhhhh what was that?

Dream: I felt like a hug.

*Killer blushing*: I- uh- yeah, I'm always available for hugs.

Dream: Hey! I give good hugs!

Killer: ....yeah you do.

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Ink: Dream how do I revenge on those who've wronged me?

Dream: The best revenge is letting go and living well.

Ink: ........

Ink: ...............

Ink: Hey Blue, how do I get revenge-?

*Blue already bringing up a knife out of nowhere*: I thought you'd never ask.

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Horror: Lust you're drunk.

Lust: And *hic* y-you're bootyful.

Horror: Holly shit you're really drunk.

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Cross: I'm in love with you.

Passive: Okay... In a romantic way right? Not platonic? You actually are 'in love with me'?

Cross: *sigh* Yes. I'm in love with you. In a romantic way.

Passive: ...why?

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*In amusement park.*

Dust: So what ride do you guys want to go first?

Killer: I'd like to go on that one.

*Killer points at Horror.*

*Horror chokes on corn dog.*

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Ink: I will not hesitate to strangle you.

Error: Can you even reach my neck?

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*Blue panicking*: OMG DUST YOU'RE BLEEDING!!!

Dust: Don't worry Blue it's not my blood.

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*Reaper sitting in Geno's lap*: Pay attention to me.

Geno: We were making out two seconds ago.

Reaper: I don't see your point.

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Dust: Appreciate little things.

*Killer and Nightmare hug Cross.*

Cross: Seriously! I'm not that short!

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*During Bad guys attack.*

Dream: Are you scared?

Blue: No. I have this terrified look on my face 'couse I'm having so. Much. Fun.

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*Killer to Horror*: You're an idiot. I'm an idiot. We're co-presidents of idiot club

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*Nightmare to gang*: You are all remarkably well behaved tonight.


Nightmare: What did you do?

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*Passive and Dream standing in front of a corpse.*

Passive: Murder wasn't on today's agenda.

Dream: It's not on anyone's.

Passive: No, it's on mine, just not until next Thursday.

Dream: Should I be worried or-?

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*While the gang goes on a field trip.*

Error: No, no you don't want me navigating. I'll accidentally navigate us off a cliff.

(Honestly that's kinda me too...)

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*While trying to explain balance and get peace treaty.*

Ink: ... just to be sure we're all on the same page.

Error: Page? We're not even in the same damn library!

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Dust: Are legal to drink yet?

Blue: The ID in my wallet says I'm.

Dust: I can work with that.

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Nightmare: What's more relaxing than setting something on fire?

Dream: A lot of things!

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(I should have been studying for the test I have tomorrow but eh... this was more interesting. Bye~)

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