(I have only one thing to say:
Mondays!
*flips la table.*
Ok I'm done.)
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Dream: You're beautiful, sweet, talented, amazing, gorgeous, who in their right mind wouldn't like you?
*Killer really flustered*: SHUT UP! WHAT ARE THESE LIES?!
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Horror: Hey, do you think I could fit fifteen marshmallows into my mouth?
Nightmare: You're a hazard to society.
Dust: And a coward. Do twenty.
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*they are teenagers*
Geno: Reaper do you want to get coffee sometime, maybe?
Reaper: Uh-ye-Yeah!?
Geno: Great! Um after school?
Reaper: Yeah after it is....Wait. You do mean that in a gay way right?
Geno: Yes, in a gay way.
Reaper: Full homo?
Geno: A full homosexual coffee date.
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Ink: Hey Error, you look cute today!
Nightmare: Error looks cute everyday.
*Nightmare turns around and winks at Error making him blush.*
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Cross: When I was small-
Killer: *snort* "was"
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Blue: You're cute.
Dust: No l'm not.
Blue: Yes you are. You're adorable.
Dust: I'm taller than you, I'm just a pretty grown-up looking person overall, I haven't been called cute since I was really little. I'm not cute.
Blue: Well am I cute?
Dust: Yes. You're the cutest person ever.
Blue: How so?
Dust: Because you're just so small & lovable and so endearing to me and you make me so happy and I just want to care for you and make you feel as happy as you make me. You mean so much to me and I love looking at your face because it's the cutest face I've ever seen, because it's the face of the one I love.
Blue: Well, you're not small, but I could say the same right to you.
Dust: You think I'm endearing?
Blue: I think you're adorable.
Dust: Okay, fine, you win, only you can call me cute though.
Blue: Okay cutie!
Dust: *sigh*
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Cross: *looks up at Nightmare*
Cross: Do you think I could climb you?
Nightmare: ...excuse me?
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*Dream, after learning Ink also speaks French*: Does Ink think in English or French?
Blue: Bold of you to assume Ink thinks.
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*teenagers*
Killer: Why don't you have a boyfriend?
Cross: I have strict parents. Why don't you?
Killer: You have strict parents.
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*Cross standing in front of fan*: I'm so hot.
Nightmare: Yes you- I mean- yeah. Yeah it's hot in here.
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Nightmare: Did you just throw your glasses onto the floor?
Error: No.
Nightmare: I can see them sitting there!
Error: I can't.
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Blue: I can't STAND your jokes Classic!
Classic: You don't have to.
Blue: Huh?
Classic: There's a chair right there.
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Dust: Wait hold on- I feel like I'm forgetting something...
Blue: Your mental stability?
Dust: No, no, you can't forget something you never had.
Blue: Wait wha-?
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*cellphone rings.*
*Passive answering*: I'm busy.
Dream: Do you think drinking thirty-six cans of red bull consecutively would make my senses more heightened or Would I just die?
Passive: ........
Passive: I'm on my way.
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Lust: I can probably sing all the lyrics to any disney song you can name.
Horror: What the fuck is disney?
Lust: ..........
Lust: Buckle the fuck up and prepare for a long ass marathon while we cuddle you poor soul.
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Ink: I'm an idiot.
Dream: ...........
Ink: .............
Dream: Ink, darling, I love you, but if you're waiting for me to disagree, it'll be a long night.
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Passive: Oh my gosh, this dog is so cute!!!
Error: You say cute, I say absolute demon.
Passive: Hey! Things can be cute and absolute demons. Just take you for example.
*Error starts blushing*: Y-you think I'm cute?
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*Killer and Cross arguing.*
Cross: Y'know what? Fuck you!
Killer: I already did!
Cross: ..........
Killer: -and did it real good.
Cross: ................
Cross: .......................
Cross: You did.
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Dream: The thing is... I'm living a lie.
Passive: Just one? I'm living like, 20.
Dream: .......
Dream: Brother are you alright?
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*Nightmare refusing to get out of bed after the gang pranked him.*
E6: Just get up! It's not that hard!
Nightmare: NO I'M HIBERNATING
Error: What?! It's not that cold out! And you're not even an animal!
Nightmare: I CAN BE WHAT I WANT TO BE
Error: Just get out of bed!
Nightmare: NO!
Error: Ugh.. That's it..
*Erroe picks up Nightmare bridal style.*
Nightmare: !!!! P-PUT ME DOWN!
Error: No!
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Error: What are the symptoms of depression?
Cross: Why are you asking me?
Error: Killer was doing laundry earlier and he dropped a sock and I heard him say 'why has god forsaken me'. And I'm concerned about his well being.
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Error: I watched Killer drop a remote on his foot and the only thing he said was 'I am so sick of being alive'. And I'm getting more and more concerned.
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Error: *yawns*
Nightmare: Yeah, being pretty must be tiring.
Error: Then you must be exhausted.
*Nightmare blushes furiously.*
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Killer: I'm not gay but you look hot today!
Colour: We're boyfriends, Killer.
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Cross: Killer are you definitely okay?
Killer: Yeah I'm absolutely fine.
Nightmare: Are you sure? You asked me earlier if you could borrow some glue to hold yourself together. And I'm starting to think I should ban you from knives.
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Dream: Do you have any skeletons in your closet?
Nightmare: Do you mean literally or figuratively?
Dream: Honestly, the fact that I have to specify concerns me.
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Passive: Ok the last thing this spell needs is *looks at scroll* the blood of a virgin *looks at Dream* Ok can we have some of your blood?
Dream: Wait- um- I'm not a- *blushes* not a virgin anymore.
Passive: Who-? it was Ink wasn't it?
Ink: *chuckle* Sorry I couldn't help myself.
Passive: You have 5 seconds to run.
*Ink runs away followed by very angry Passive Nightmare.*
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Cross: *drops a mug on the ground, shattering it* Agh! Fuck me!
Killer: Well if you insist...
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*On Star Sanses sleepover.*
Dream: Alright Blue you're up!
Blue: Okay, never have I ever kissed someone.
*Dust bursts through the door.*
Dust: I can change that.
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Blue: I hate when people ask me 'Where do you see yourself in 5 years?' Look buddy I'm just trying to make it to the Friday.
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*While planning a prank on Nightmare.*
Dust: It's stupid!
Horror: Hey, nothing we've done so far has been un-stupid, and we're still alive, aren't we?!
D8: I can't really argue with that, but I feel like I should.
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Horror: I spy with my little eye something that begins with 'S'.
*Killer looking at Nightmare and Error*: Is it 'sexual tension'?
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*Dust killing whoever gets in his way*: Who wants to die today?
Blue: I DO!!!
*Dust suddenly stops*: Damn, you wanna talk about it?
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*Horror barging into Nightmare's room*: WAKE UP SLEEPY HEAD
Nightmare: What the hell, Horror?
*Killer from under the covers*: Yeah Horror what the fuck?
Horror: *running out of the room* oH MY GOD!
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*Dream hugs Killer.*
Killer: uhhhh what was that?
Dream: I felt like a hug.
*Killer blushing*: I- uh- yeah, I'm always available for hugs.
Dream: Hey! I give good hugs!
Killer: ....yeah you do.
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Ink: Dream how do I revenge on those who've wronged me?
Dream: The best revenge is letting go and living well.
Ink: ........
Ink: ...............
Ink: Hey Blue, how do I get revenge-?
*Blue already bringing up a knife out of nowhere*: I thought you'd never ask.
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Horror: Lust you're drunk.
Lust: And *hic* y-you're bootyful.
Horror: Holly shit you're really drunk.
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Cross: I'm in love with you.
Passive: Okay... In a romantic way right? Not platonic? You actually are 'in love with me'?
Cross: *sigh* Yes. I'm in love with you. In a romantic way.
Passive: ...why?
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*In amusement park.*
Dust: So what ride do you guys want to go first?
Killer: I'd like to go on that one.
*Killer points at Horror.*
*Horror chokes on corn dog.*
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Ink: I will not hesitate to strangle you.
Error: Can you even reach my neck?
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*Blue panicking*: OMG DUST YOU'RE BLEEDING!!!
Dust: Don't worry Blue it's not my blood.
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*Reaper sitting in Geno's lap*: Pay attention to me.
Geno: We were making out two seconds ago.
Reaper: I don't see your point.
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Dust: Appreciate little things.
*Killer and Nightmare hug Cross.*
Cross: Seriously! I'm not that short!
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*During Bad guys attack.*
Dream: Are you scared?
Blue: No. I have this terrified look on my face 'couse I'm having so. Much. Fun.
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*Killer to Horror*: You're an idiot. I'm an idiot. We're co-presidents of idiot club
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*Nightmare to gang*: You are all remarkably well behaved tonight.
Nightmare: What did you do?
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*Passive and Dream standing in front of a corpse.*
Passive: Murder wasn't on today's agenda.
Dream: It's not on anyone's.
Passive: No, it's on mine, just not until next Thursday.
Dream: Should I be worried or-?
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*While the gang goes on a field trip.*
Error: No, no you don't want me navigating. I'll accidentally navigate us off a cliff.
(Honestly that's kinda me too...)
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*While trying to explain balance and get peace treaty.*
Ink: ... just to be sure we're all on the same page.
Error: Page? We're not even in the same damn library!
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Dust: Are legal to drink yet?
Blue: The ID in my wallet says I'm.
Dust: I can work with that.
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Nightmare: What's more relaxing than setting something on fire?
Dream: A lot of things!
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(I should have been studying for the test I have tomorrow but eh... this was more interesting. Bye~)
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