Just Nightmare's gang being idiots.

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(Basically shitpost but with actual plot.)

3 person POV:

It was a normal day in the castle, which involved a lot of screaming and probably some fire.

''Where is that idiot?" Nightmare grumbled.
"I'm right here!" Killer yelled from the kitchen.
"Surprisingly enough, I'm not talking about you this time!" Nightmare yelled back.

''I'm looking for Error. Mother fucker won't eat anything so I have to force him to do so! And then a nap!'' He said before storming of to look for the glitchy skeleton.

After he left Error slowly crawled out of the vent near the ceiling. How he got there still remains a mystery to this day.
''Thank God he's gone.'' he said using his strings to get on the ground. He walked to his room but then.

''Where do you think you're going?'' he heard Nightmare say.
''Hell most likely.'' he answered sweating slightly.
''You wish. You will now go with me and take care for yourself for once!'' Nightmare said trapping Error with his tentacles.

The goopy skeleton carried Error to the kitchen. There stood Horror with his skull full of followers.
''What happened to your-?" Nightmare tried to ask before being cut of by Horror.
"I lost a bet."
"Why-?" Error tried to ask but he was cut off to.
"I don't want to talk about it." and with thet Horror left the kitchen.

Nightmare just shrugged it of being done with everyone's shit a long time ago. He then proceeded to prepare some food for glitchy bean that was still tangled in his tentacles.

''You want anything specific?'' he asked boredly.
''I want you to fuck off and-'' Glitchy boi was saying before someone bursted through the door to the kitchen straight into a wall.

That someone was Killer of course.
''What did you do?'' he asked tiredly.
''I may or may not dared Dust to yeet me through the door.'' Killer said not even seeming hurt for some reason.

"It takes a very special kind of idiot to pull off what you just did." Nightmare said not bothered by his friends stupidity.

''Now Error... EAT YOUR DEAM MYFFIN!'' he shouted suddenly as he freed Error's hands so he would be able to eat. Error, of course, tried the escape and refused to eat it.

But his attempt was cut short as the muffin was forcibly stuffed into his mouth. He glared at Nightmare who was the one to showe muffin in his mouth and was keeping it closed.

He swallowed it knowing the goopster wouldn't let go unless he did it. Nightmare smirked proud of himself and picked up Error again carrying him to the living room.

''Move of the couch Dust.'' he said, Dust was occupying the only couch that was in well enough shape to call it one.

''Can't you see I'm busy being miserable?'' Dust asked dramatically putting his hand where his heart would be if he had one.

''I'm a drift in a sea of bitterness.'' Dust continued.
"You're a bloody drama queen is what you are.'' Nightmare said pushing him of the couch.

''Now, go to sleep.'' He told Error.
''First of that's not how it works. Second of all try to force me bitch.'' Error said angrily.

''Don't force me to use Cross.'' Nightmare warned.
''*le gasp* You wouldn't dare!'' Error yelped.
''Or would I? Ohh Cross!~'' Nightmare shouted.

Not even second later the oreo was right next to him.
''What is it senpai?'' Cross asked.
''Jesus-! Don't scare me like that! Anyway... Error here wanted to know how was your day.'' Nightmare said with a smirk.

''Really?! Where do I start? Umm... I woke up at 7 or 7.01 then I put on my clothes-'' Cross continued as Error struggle to get out of Nightmare's tentacles. But his attempts were unsuccessful.

After 5 minutes the glitchy bean was deep asleep.
''And then I watched- Oh no! He fell asleep!'' Cross said as he noticed that.
''Yup. You can go now Cross, *yawn* thanks.'' The goopy king said.

Yeah it was a very normal day at the castle.

(I finally managed to get myself to write something! Woho! Hope you liked it. Bye~)

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