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Killer: I hate it when people say I'm gonna go to hell for being gay. I feel like they're ignoring all of the other reasons why I'm going there.

Horror: I relate to this on many levels.

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*Lust dancing in front of the fridge.*

Horror: Could you move hun?

Lust: I'm moving just not the way you want me to.

*Horror picks up Lust and throws him over his shoulder.*

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*Lust randomly dancing in the middle of the night.*

Horror: See this man right here. This is my boyfriend. This is the person that I'm gay for.

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*The Star Sanses base is on fire in the background.*

Ink: I think I have to take the credit for this.

Blue: I think you mean blame.

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Dust: Do you really think this is a good idea?

Killer: Nope!

Dust: Good I'd be concerned if you did.

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Dream: Why are your hands purple?

Passive: That's a very good question...... I think it's my blood.

Dream: ..................

Passive: .......................

Dream: I'm taking you to the hospital right now.

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*Lust humming mission impossible theme on spy mission.*

Nightmare: Lust as much as I love to hear you hum, were trying to go unnoticed here.

Lust: Sorry sweetheart.

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Lust: Darling you need to stop.

Dust: Why?

Lust: Skinning a furby won't gain you immortality. I pretty sure it's just gonna make Fresh kill you.

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*Teenagers, someone asks teacher if he knows Spanish*

Teacher: No, I dont speak Spanish. I took Latin in high school i thought I'd never need Spanish.

Reaper: I know a few words in latin.

Teacher: That would be?

Reaper: Exorcisamus te omnis immundus spiritus and christo.

Teacher: What about hello?

Reaper: What no i dont know how.

Teacher: Of course you'd know how to exorcise a demon but not how to say hello.

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Cross: Take my hand.

Nightmare: Why?

Cross: I'm trying to ask you out, so take my dam hand.

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Dream: Why are you covered in pink body paint?

Ink: Best not to ask.

Blue: He wanted to prank you, a la water bucket on the door but forgot about it and pranked himself.

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Dream: You have to listen to reason!

Killer: But reason is boring!

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*Dust lost a bet to Blue and has to wear a tutu.*

Blue: If it wasn't totally unethical I would totally blackmail you with this.

Dust: Because you're just a shining beacon of ethics, right?

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*Another reason why Ink doesn't cook.*

Ink: What do you think?

Blue: It tastes like paint thinner and bad decisions.

Ink: Prefect!

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Dream: I'm not buying you a knife for your birthday!

Killer: But it's pretty!

Dream: No!

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But like... Lust teaching Horror how to dance. But Horror has a bad coordination and balance so he trips. He lands on top of Lust, hands of eather side of Lust's skull. They're both blushing like crazy, sexual tension goes over the roof. I think we all know where it would go form here.

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Blue: You're the least subtle person I know. Your 'I have a secret' vibe is literally visible from the moon.

Ink: I can't help it.

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Nightmare: Killer could you go be stupid somewhere else? Preferably away from me.

Killer: Sure thing Boss. I'm sure Horror will appreciate some extra stupidity.

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Dream: I'm trying to have a serious conversation with you!

Ink: And I'm trying to subtly avoid it!

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Nightmare: You know what? You're right Killer.

Killer: Did you just agree with me?

Nightmare: Oh I wish I could take-

Killer: Nonono! You said it! No taking it back now!

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Ink: I regret nothing.

Blue: Because you don't remember what you're supposed to regret.

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Nightmare: Du bist ein schöner Bär.°

Ink: I feel like I'm being threatened.
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°translation: 'You're beautiful bear.'

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Lust: Hey chéri?

Horror: Yes? Also what does that mean?

Lust: It means 'darling'. Have you seen my liemenė?

Horror: Your what?

Lust: My vest kochanie.

Horror: It's in the laundry room. And what was that last thing?

Lust: It was sweetheart. Danke shun Horror.

*Horror is genuinely confused.*

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Ink: There may or may not be a dead human in our living room.

Dream: They're probably just sleeping. Did you check their pulse?

Ink: No, because they might be dead. I don't want to touch a dead body.

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Nightmare: I suppose I could forgive you.

Dream: Now or in six years?

Nightmare: I don't know yet.

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Passive: I don't want to look like a princess, I want to look like formerly evil queen who reluctantly redeemed herself for the side of good.

Error: You read too much.

Passive: Damn right I do.

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Blue: I still want to know how you managed to get the car on the roof.

Dust: I can't reveal all my tricks.

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Nightmare: Can someone tell me why does this coffee taste like apples?

Dust: I think it's best if you don't know that.

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Ink: You don't strike me as a professional criminal.

Cross: That's what makes me so good at it.

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Dust: On the scale from one to ten, how bad do you think it would be if-

Nightmare: At least twenty.

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Killer: On a scale from one to ten, how bad of an idea do you think it would be if we got married?

Cross: Off the charts. Let's do it.

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*text massages*

Dusty-boi: Hey dude are you alive?

Dusty-boi: *awake

Stabby-Mcstab: I wish I wasn't

Dusty-boi: alive or awake?

Stabby-Mcstab: Yes

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Geno: If we die, I'm going to spend the rest of our afterlife reminding you that this was all your fault.

Reaper: That's cool. I wouldn't mind having company as a ghost.

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Error: What's the word for the thing?

N6: What thing?

Error: The spritz spritz thing with the nozzle that looks like a drink but usually contains poison. I can think of the word in every language I know but english.

Nightmare: I don't know what that could be, but it'll come to you eventually.

*5 hours later*

*Error bolts upright in bed*: SPRAY BOTTLE!

Nightmare: whaT THE-!

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*Nightmare, drunk*: Hef ég einhvern tíma sagt þér hversu falleg augu þín eru? ♡

Cross: Night,I have no idea what you're saying.

Nightmare: Sie erinnerten mich an einen Rubin, schöner als alles, was man sehen kann! ♧

Cross: seriously Nighty, I have no idea what the fuck you are saying.

Nightmare : I fucking love you, you little shit.

Translation:

♡Have I ever told you how beautiful your eyes are?

♧They reminded me of a ruby, more beautiful that all that can be seen!

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Killer: Cross, there you are. You speak Spanish, right?

Cross: Yeah...why?

Killer: Perfect! It's Shakira night at the karaoke bar and Dust and I are sick of coming in second.

Cross: ...........

Killer: ..................

Cross: I'll get my keys.

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Killer: Well, I'm about to do something stupid.

Nightmare: You're always doing something stupid so how is this any different.

*Killer kisses Nightmare and runs off.*

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Blue: Why are you So cute

Dust: Call me cute again and I'll murder you!

Blue: No you won't.

Dust: Try me.

Blue: You love me too much, plus you're too adorable to murder me.

*Dust gives Blue a death glare.*

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Cross: Have you checked for monsters?

Error: That's for children.

*Nightmare, under the bed and ready to grab Error's ankle when the lights go off*:   :)

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Cross: Have you checked for monsters?

*Error, not falling for that again and checking under his bed*: Fuck.

*Nightmare, in the wardrobe and ready to burst out when the lights go off*:    :)

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Passive: You're pretty dumb.

Killer: Oh why, thank you!

Passive: Why're you thanking me? I just insulted you.

Killer: All I heard was "You're pretty".

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Nightmare: Is that my hoodie?

*Error, wearing a black, goopy hoodie that goes down to his knees*: ...No

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*Cross eating tiny marshmallows and oreos.*

Dust: Is this cannibalism or-?

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*Killer gloomy and depressed*: I feel like a part of me is missing

*Killer sees Cross and immediately brightens up*: Ah there he is.

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Passive: You think you're a better kisser than me??? You think you're a better cuddler? Come over here and prove it punk!

Error: Well maybe I wi- wait a second.... You sly snake.

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Horror: I could get lost in your eyes.

Lust: You get lost walking in a straight line sweetie.

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Geno: Oh God I'm so tired

Reaper: You know why you're so tired?

Geno: Yeah because I just-

Reaper: Because you've been running through my mind all day.

*Geno blushes furiously.*

Geno: I-!

Geno: Oh for God's sake! Could you stop flirting with me for just a second?!

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*Once during Horror's and Lust's argument.*

Lust: Bite me!

Horror: Where?

Lust: *tiny gasp*

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(Do you see this? This is adorable... I can't cope... to much cutes. I'll go and have existential crisis over this. Bye~)

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