(It's shitpost time!)

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*Nightmare doing something dangerous for himself or others*

Dream: Nightmare NO!

Nightmare: Nightmare YES!

Ink: Nightmare NO!

Nightmare: Nightmare YES!

Blue: Nightmare NO!

Nightmare: Nightmare YES!

Cross: Nightmare YES!

Nightmare: Nigh-

Nightmare: Oh...

Nightmare: Ooh I like this one.

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Ink: I'm having problems with a guy...

Blue: Like his dead body won't fit in this bag kind of problems or you like him kind of problems.

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Killer: It's kinda muggy today.

*Killer drinks coffee from a bowl*

*Dust looks out the window to see all the mugs are outside*

Dust: It really is...

*Dust sips coffee form even bigger bowl*

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Nightmare: Pass me the keys!

*CRASH*

Nightmare: WTF! I said my keys?

Horror: I thought you said the fridge!

Nightmare: Why in the fucking world would I say fridge!?

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Cross: Error there's something I need to tell you.

Error: What is it?

Cross: I'm pregnant.

Error: Bitch with who? I'm gonna kill mother fucker!

*After 2 hours of yelling Error finally realised that Cross is a (single) dude and couldn't get pregnant he crashed and Cross was dying of laughter.*

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Dream: Middle fingers up if you don't give a-

*Looks around the room to make sure he's alone and whispers*

Dream: frick

*Blue and Ink burst through the door making police siren sounds*

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*Cross wearing new shirt sitting next to Killer*

Dust: Hey Cross nice top.

Cross: Thanks Du-

Killer: I have a name you know.

*Everyone in the room bursts out laughing expect for Cross who is super embarrassed.*

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Passive Nightmare: Okay story time.
I was walking home and it was late so I took a shortcut through cemetery and this three girls ask if they could walk with me. I was like: ''Sure.'' and when we were like half way through I asked why did they want to walk with me. They said they were to scared to walk by themselves, and I was like: ''I understand... I used to be freaked out to when I was alive.'' Never saw someone run so fast.

Dream(whispering): Wtf Nightmare?

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(That's all for today folks.Hope you enjoyed this shitpost. Bye~)