(Y/n) stepped into the Cafe, opening the front door to the quiet establishment.

Two Women saw her and one squinted her eyes "No...Excuse me?" The girl tilted her head and walked over "Yes?" The Woman sat her chin on her hand "You look familiar. Are you (Y/n)? (Y/n) (L/n)?" The girl flattened her lips "Uh...Yeah, I am" The Woman across from the other looked back and forth "I dont think she remembers you, Tasha" (Y/n) squinted her eyes "Tasha...."

'Tasha' smiled "Yes. I'm Annalise's Mom, it's nice to see you again" (Y/n) smiled back at the Woman "Oh..Oh! Miss Tasha! It's nice to see you again too!" Tasha nodded back and hugged the girl "I'm sure you remember Annalise's Godmother" (Y/n) awkwardly nodded "Yeah.."

The Woman stared at (Y/n) till she laughed, Tasha following. (Y/n) awkwardly joined in too, even though she didn't understand what was happening. Tasha looked the girl over "Honey, it's been a year or two, how are you? Do you come here often?"

(Y/n) smiled with a nod "Oh, I'm fine. My friend, he works here so I just come here and cool down, y'know?" Tasha hummed "Yes, I do. Which one is your friend?" The Godmother looked back and pointed at a smiling brunette "Is it him?"

(Y/n) was confused as to why they wanted to know who her friend was. Really, she just wanted to sit around until he was off work and be in her own little corner like the hermit she is.

Tasha looked over to a little shy blonde "Is it him? You did say it was a 'he', right?" (Y/n) nodded. She then nervously chuckled "Uh...I gotta go, so--Oh, no. You can come sit with us! The most handsome Man had came over before. I think he might be Anneliese's type"

"Good evening, Ladies. I have your co---(Y/n)?"

The girl looked back and sighed, stepping forward, turning around, and looking up to her her friend. Tasha blinked owlishly while the Godmother's eyes went wide "Y....You know her?" The Waitor nodded "Yes, I do. (Y/n), what are you doing here?" He lowered his voice to a whisper as he handed the drinks to the Women with a smile.

(Y/n) checked her Phone "I'm pickin' you up. Y'know, for the time when you get off. Sound familiar?" The ravenette chuckled "Yes, it does. I'll be out soon, enjoy your drinks, Ladies" The two Women waved back at him as he walked away. Tasha looked to (Y/n) in surprise "That's...Your friend?"

(Y/n) nodded "Yup" She stood there for a moment before pointing back "I'm just gonna...G--Wait!" (Y/n) stopped "Yes?"

"Do you think you can introduce Annalise to him? He seems like such a fine Young Man and I pray that he's single"

(Y/n) clenched her teeth with a smile "Sure, I'll get a good word in for her. It was nice to see you again, Miss Tasha and Miss--It was nice to see you too" The Godmother took a sip of her Coffee. (Y/n) nodded with her flattened lips, walking away from the two and to where the cashier was.

It had what looked to be a bar but really, people could sit there and chat. It was a nice place. It looked like one of those hella expensive Cafes. Those glass everything Cafes with the big spaces and a waterfall and plants and shit. Yeah, those places.

The girl sat down infornt of her friend. He saw her pouting look and tilted his head "What seems to be the problem? You were fine just a second ago" (Y/n) groaned and sat her chin in her hands only for him to brush them off, making her sit them on her lap "That's my friend's Mom and Godmother. We're good friends and all but, the Godmother doesn't like me and I think the Mom still is wary of me or some shit.."

She sat her arms back on the counter only for him to push them off again. (Y/n) sighed "They want me to set you up with 'er" The ravenette gave her wide eyes "With the Godmother? I'm a bit youn--No! My friend, Annalise. Dumbass.." She sat her elbows on the table and smacked his hand away when he tried to move it "Suck it. Im not movin'" The ravenette grumbled and continued cleaning a glass while (Y/n) laughed at him.

~

I have a Roommate

"Haha! Fucker! No one can beat me!"

A clean freak that lowkey looks like a Male Stripper

"Let's go! I got this, bro"

Someone who always wants privacy

"S-Sebastian! Get! What are you doin'?"

But always wants attention

I huffed as he rubbed his head on mine "But, I wanted to see what you were up to" I groaned and tried to nudge him off. He's always such an oddball. People always see him and go crazy over his looks and then there's just me who sees him as a big fucking Cat.

Always wanting to be hugged! Always wanting me to give him attention but when I want to talk to him, it's a fucking problem! C'mon now! He took my whole bottle of Shampoo. Used the bitch till it was empty!

He's not that bad of a Roommate, I won't go ham on him too much. He did buy me a new pack of Shampoo. He can clean and pay rent on time so that's not so bad. He can cook and his cooking isn't that terrible either. I can cook too but I guess his is better..

However, whenever I'm tryin' to play my games, his ass always jumps in! I mean, yeah, he ends up sitting there and watching but then when he starts talking, all I hear is:

"Ooooh, (Y/n)'s British boyfriend is back"

"Whose man's is this?"

"(Y/n), I'm not gonna lie, I thought you were single"

"Hahaha! (Y/n)? Being in a relationship!? Bwhahah!"

"Somebody come get 'errrr, she's dancin' like a Stripper--"

Their my online friends and since it's known that not many Chicks play games like these, I got my own little group of Peasant Men to play with and control. Even though their complete asses. I haven't met any of them in real life or anything, but their alright. Their all fucking bums though.

I cant trust them sometimes. They killed me first, so I killed them back.

"Hm" I moved my face away while moving my character around on my T.V. but Sebastian sat his cheek back against mine "Hm.." Moved my head again, he placed it back.

"Sebastian!"

He laughed and buried his head in my shoulder, staring at the screen as I sat in his lap. He fuckin' forced me to, dont judge me...

"(Y/n)....Behind you..."

I furrowed my brows and looked around, bringing the Microphone closer on my headphones "Pause, wh--WHOA!" I stared at the screen to see my character dead as laughing was heard in my headphones.

"HAHAHA!"

"Wow...Screw you, bro"

I felt Sebastian shift a bit and soon I felt him hold me tighter "(Y/n)..." My eyes went wide as his voice lowered. He brought his head closer to my ear, right by my Mic.

"I feel a bit needy tonight. Can we take this to my room this time? I wouldn't want to disturb your teammates"

Silence went in my headphones as my dear old Roommate rubbed circles around my thighs. I slapped them away as my earbuds erupted with chatter.

"Whoa! If you're gonna fuck, do that shit somewhere else!"

"(Y/n), so dirty.."

"Oooh, you should listen to what he says. You think he likes Whips?"

"Wait, so she's not single?"

I growled and directed the Microphone closer "Shut the fuck up. Y'all know were Roommates, I'm gettin' back on tommarow. Screw all of y'all" They all laughed as I shut the game off and my controller. I glared at Sebastian whille getting out of his lap as he leisurely sat in my comfortable chair "What the fuck!" Sebastian chuckled and got out of my seat, leaving me to scream after him.

"You fucker! You know I'm still a fucking Virgin!"

"What's the harm in teasing your friends? You were on there for a bit too long as well"

"Fuck you, bitch! Stay the hell out of my room!"

"Oh? At this time of the night? Well, my bed is a bit more comfortab--SLAM

.....

"The offer still stands. I'm fairly good with my tongue. The After Care won't be so ba---Goodnight, Michaelis!"