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i wanna create a character that everybody hates LMFAOOOO i want her to do dumb shit alllll the time and y'all just be like 'ughhhh, i HATE this bitch' 😂😂😂

Compton, California 📍

Vadah Avani Parker | Buddha

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"That's three right there friend! Keep going!" Aub encouraged me as I continuously threw back shots of Patron like they were juice.

They kept tryna get me to drink the Hennessy but dark liquor made me act like a bitch. I didn't want to be a bitch tonight. I wanted to get lit.

"Four! Five!" They counted down, crowding around me. Not once did I stop. I wasn't playing when I said I was tryna get drunk and forget about all my problems.

"Let's gooo you got a couple more!"

I continued to pick up shot glasses, throwing them bitches back.

"Come on baby alcoholic!" Chauncey bust out laughing.

Kamiri stood over in the corner mad, smoking and shit. He'd been acting distant since earlier today.

We'd been in the club an hour already. I already had been drinking but I was tryna get sloppy drunk.

So Aub and Tey recommended 18 shots.

"Sixteen, seventeen, eighteen!" They busted out into cheers when I finished and got up from my crouched position.

"Yessirrrrrr!" Chauncey exclaimed, mocking Desi.

"I WANTED POLO AND SOME SHELL TOPS!" I shouted at the top of my lungs. The whole world was gone know Meek was my dude before the night was over. "I JUST WANTED POLO AND SOME SHELL TOPS!"

"Okay Dreamchaser." Kris gassed, recording me making me dance with my personal bottle of Patron in my hand.

"And I was out here tryna sell rocks! Just to get some polo and some shell tops!"

"Do yo shit frienddd!" Aub hyped me.

"You needa mix this shit with some fucking juice." Kamiri snatched me up, grabbing the bottle from me.

"Gimmeeee!" I made grabby hands, whining. He was not my favorite person at the moment friend.

Why earlier he was being childish, walking around ignoring my existence? I was ignoring his ass right the fuck back.

I was acting up with it too.

"No cuh you gone be on yo fucking ass." He held it up higher as I damn near climbed his body.

"It's her birthdayyyy!" Squirrel slurred. He was drunk too. They thought they was 'starting him off slow' with Smirnoff. But I knew he was fucked up because Smirnoff always seemed to fuck me up.

"Kamiri let me go." I snatched away with a drunken attitude. He was trying to hold me hostage and shit but a bitch was tryna have fun.

He let me go giving me a look. That 'aight imma let you do yo thang for tonight but when we get to the crib imma give you the best dick you've ever had in your life'

I didn't know what the look meant exactly but that's what I got from it.

One time for the birthday chick
Two times for the birthday chick
Three times for the birthday chick
Go ahead if it's your birthday chick

"If it's yo birthday tonight lemme hear you make some noise in this mothafucka'!" The DJ spoke over the music a Aub and Tey dragged me over to them.

She was shy in the beginning but let her ass get some Hen in her system.

"NAYBAAAAAAAAAAA!" I shouted at the top of my damn lungs. A couple of other people yelled too but I was the loudest.

"Somebody get that damn girl. I am not tryna get shot at tonight." Chocolate spoke in a hushed whisper.

"All the Leo's in the building let me hear you holllaaa!"

"Leo shit bitchhhhh!" I stuck my tongue out.

Lil' bae g'on and birthday shake
I'm trying to get you to the birthday bed
You can even get the birthday hea-
That's what you call birthday sex
You don't need no love from ya birthday ex

"She came wit ha birthday cliqueeeee!" Aub dragged. "Her and her girls looking birthday richh say whatttttt?!"

"Take a shot of this birthday liq'!" Tey had me hold my head back as she poured liquor in my mouth.

I swallowed before bending over, shaking all that I had.

"Yeah buss itttt!" Aub hyped me while Tey recorded.

"Bend it over this your birthday song! Let the dress come up show the birthday what what whattttt!" She smacked my ass every time she said 'what'.

"Buddha you dance better than me and I got ass." Chocolate's eyes got big.

"Bitches with ass never know how to use it." I waved her off, clearly out my body cause I was talking my shit tonight.

On Chill started to play and everybody groaned at the change in genre.

I didn't mind not one bit, unlocking my phone getting ready to sing with all my might.

As soon as I lifted my camera up, Chauncey jumped in draping his arm over my shoulder.

"We been on a tragedy for months! Why can't you agree with me for once? Maybe we can be on chill tonighttt!" We sang together, him slurring more than me.

"Ian never felt so fucking alive." Marv stumbled bout to fall over.

"Nigga damn near dead. I hate I gotta take care of all these lightweight ass niggas." Los grumbled. He was the only sober one.

"Friend do liquor sposed to make you horny? This shit going straight to my pussy." I whispered to Aub.

"Friend ion know but I know I'm finna get fucked so good! Tonio drunk Hennessy bitch!" She was being loud as hell, unable to keep her voice down.

"Girl Ian fucking shit. I'm on my period." Tonio waved her off making me die laughing.

Maddy McMadkins was in the corner, scrolling on his phone and sipping from a bottle of Hennessy.

I hated he got so upset when somebody was tryna tell him something to better himself. It wasn't like we was saying stuff the food down your throat. Just eat a lil something here and fucking there.

"I'm a real nigga first! Get money second! Break bread with my niggas! We like family so respect it!" Squirrel and Chauncey yelled, singing.

Kris, Los, Tonio, and Marv all sung pointing. "Bad blood in the camp and a nigga feel neglected! I try to work it out before it get all hectic!"

"But if its about a bitch, just know I don't respect it!" I looked over at Kamiri who was already staring at me over his phone.

"And if you talking foul I hope its ain't in my direction homie!" I pointed with a mug on my face. "I say if you talking foul I hope its ain't in my direction HOMIE!"

He just nodded, smirking a little before looking away from me. I guess he was deciding to let me enjoy myself but I wanted to T up with him. He was being dumb for no reason.

"Bro im finna get fucking mad." Squirrel snapped lazily.

The Dj kept switching songs, not once letting one song play all the way through. Every time it got to the good part, he changed it.

I decided to hate him.

I was sitting at the bar when
This real fiya' hot trade came ova'
Said he want to get to know me
I said boy just bend me ova'

"I was sitting at the bar when!" I pulled my dress up just a little, getting ready to bend over and dance.

"When what?!" Tey yelled slapping me on the ass.

"Cut uppppp dennn!" Aub hyped. "Friend it's moving in a circleeeee!"

"Alert alert sis, mad man nearing the intersection." Tey tapped my shoulder.

I knew who she was talking about but, I wasn't in my right mind to stop.

Even if I was in my right mind, I still wouldn't stop.

Cause fuck that nigga. Period!

I was roughly snatched up by Kamiri.

"You just keep on grabbing me." I rolled my eyes.

"You'on got no fucking panties on?" He spoke close to my ear, due to the loudness of the music.

"I doooo." I chuckled . "Fat ma eating up the thong."

"Ight." He nodded. I knew I made him mad at that point cause the bitch grabbed me by my waist and pulled me over to the corner with him.

"You not bout to have me sit here with you in the corner all mad." I looked at him.

"You showin' yo ass cuh." He cussed.

"It's my birthday pooh." I pouted, caressing his face.

"I know it's yo birthday Vadah." He twisted his lips to the side, trying not to smile. He was always fronting his move like he ain't like my nicknames but he loved it. He really did friend.

"You hungry?" I rubbed his stomach.

"You need to keep yo hands to yo self." He grabbed my hands getting serious.

"Or what?"

He scoffed. "Ight."

"You're gonna eat. We're gonna go out and you're eat. And you're gonna enjoy it too." I rambled, rubbing down his waves.

"Oh yeah?" He pulled me in front of him, tucking his head in my neck. "What you wanna eat?"

this all he really wanted. to be all up under me.

"I don't knowwwww. I love pancakes. I want pancakes."

"Breakfast for dinner?" He asked.

"Mhm." I cheesed. "Brinner."

"Childish." He chuckled.

"Bae they playing our song." I smiled at him hearing the Roddy Ricch song, RICCHVIBES.

"Come on." I dragged his hand, pulling him out the corner.

These bitches tell you anything to get up in your pocket
These bitches fucking with me cause they know I'm all poppin'
Pull up in the i8 had these bitches jaw droppin'
She wanna go to my place, had these jaw droppin'

"See, I gotta tell my feelings, gotta tell the truth." The both of us started off.

"You could for these NIGGAS they won't be for you!" Tey screamed looking dead at Kris.

He wasn't paying her no mind.

Sis needed to leave cuh. On crip.

"I had a down bitch Ian know what to dooooo. I had to chase this rap shit and go get the looooott!" Tonio dragged.

I was standing in front of Kamiri as he was staring down at me, singing.

"And I don't mean that I ain't give the world to my bitch. I know she was down so she deserve to be rich. Shorty I'ma go and get you Birkin bags." He tapped underneath my chin.

"Compton Grim Reaper and the Princess of the Westside." Chocolate dragged, recording us. I looked back when I seen the flash. "Who seeing y'all? Nobodyyy!"

I swiped under my chin. "And any bitch waiting on him to leave me alone?! He ain't!"

"Period." Squirrel popped up in the video right before she ended it.

"Right hand on the bible I ain't going no where." He shook his head.

_

You ever tried to eat food while you was dunk as hell?

That was us right now.

I think Squirrel was more fucked up than anybody.

Squirrel :

"Damn is she ever finna come over here and give me my fucking refill?" Chauncey scrunched up his face before standing up and clanking his fork on his glass. "What a nigga gotta do to get some service round here?!"

"Sir if you'd just give me a minut—"

"It's been a minute! Don't talk to him like that!" Squirrel quickly jumped up.

"Is y'all serious?" Los harshly whispered. "Sit down. Can't take black folk nowhere."

I giggled uncontrollably, not being able to stop laughing.

"Vadah." Kamiri side-eyed me.

Los was looking at me with the most ugliest face and I swear it was no way in hell I was gone stop laughing.

"Buddhaaaa." Tey bust out laughing. Your friend ever looked at you and y'all both just bust out laughing?

"I hate y'allll." Aub was dead as hell.

"What the hell is y'all laughing at?" Kris chuckled.

"I don't knowww." Tey leaned on him, dying.

They started to calm down but I looked at Kamiri and bust out laughing. Ion know why but when you under the influence, you be seeing features you don't usually see.

"What?" He scrunched up his face making me laugh even harder.

"You—" I pointed before shutting up, not able to get my words out. "You look like the grinch."

They all bust out laughing. You know how they was extra. Running round and slapping tables.

"HOEEEMYGAAWDDDD!" Marv got up running away.

I got out the booth, clutching my stomach. "Oh my gahhhhh. I need CPRRRRR!"

"I'm gonna have to ask you guys to leave." The waiter came over to us, pursing her lips.

"Girl we ain't wanna stay here anyways." Chauncey quickly shut up mugging her. "The service is HORRIBLE. I'll make sure to leave a bad review on Yelp."

Kamiri stood up and walked out making me stop laughing immediately.

I made my pooh mad.

"His mad ass." Tonio damn near fell over some chairs.

"Getchoassthefuckupandactlikeyougotsomesense." Los gritted. I think he was madder than Kamiri.

I smoothed down my hair, looking at my reflection in my phone as we all began to pile out the restaurant.

"Ayeeee, Jackrabbit when he put the dick in it! How you nut and you barely put the tip in it! Sixty seconds got em gone that's a quick minute!" Tey started banging on a newspaper vending machine.

"He ain't never felt some pussy with some grip in it!" Aub sung holding her phone up, recording. That's all she'd been doing all night. I knew her story was long as hell.

finna skip past alllll that.

"Hair done nails done like a bad bitch! My crip nigga turned me to a savage!" I remixed the song making them bust out laughing.

"Aye fake ass city girls!" Tonio called out.

"Nigga fuck youuuuu." Aub shot him a bird.

"Now where's my nigga?" I made binoculars with my hands and put them up to my eyes, looking around.

"Bitch you dumb." Tey laughed.

I spotted his Range and seen the lights were on, meaning that bitch was up and running.

this nigga finna leave me?

Marv and Los was over there having a conversation with him as I walked that way.

"You straight to drive?" Los asked him seriously.

"Yeah. Niggas not even drunk, just high as hell." He looked over at me when I got in before he looked away.

"You needa stop that shit." Los spoke seriously.

But he not. Cause he don't fucking listen. With his DUMB ass.

I got up and stuck my body out the car, leaning over the hood.

"Goodnight world! I just wanna say this is the best night I've had in all my 17 years of living! I wanna give a big shout out to my pops for nutting out a real ass bitch give a FUCK bout a nigga ayeeee!" I started beating on the hood, rapping.

"Big bankroll hoe five, six, figures!" Tey stuck out her tongue, walking with the support of Kris.

"Stripes on my ass so he call this pussy tigga'!" Aub was in the middle of the parking lot, bent over dancing.

"Fucking on a scamming ass rich ass niggaaaaa!" We alll shouted at the top of our lungs before busting out laughing.

"Oh shit."

"Girl getcho hoe ass up." Kris picked up Tey who fell over.

I was snapping, and bobbing my head to the music that was playing in my head when I felt the car start up.

"Vadah come on man." Kamiri grumbled from inside the car.

"Bye TeyTeyyy!" I waved to her too before laughing at the nickname.

"Bye boo!" She smiled lazily.

"Bye Big Aubbbbb!" I slurred waving.

"Bye Big Vadahhhhh!" She did the exact same. I don't even know why we were telling each other bye. We were going to the same place. Gone be in the same house. A good three rooms away from each other. Both getting our cheeks clapped.

Best friend goals.

"Friend remember!" Aub called out to me making me look over. She was acting as if she was sucking dick, doing the hand movements and all.

"I gotchuuuu!" I dragged pointing.

"Get in the fucking car." Kamiri raised his voice this time with his extra crunchy punk ass.

"Baby why you soo maddd?" I whined, leaning over caressing his face.

"Ain't nobo—"

"SIKE naw, ion care!" I cut him off making him chuckle and nod his head, clenching his jaw.

I'm finna get fucked so good.

I can feel it in the air.

that rough sex get me going. and that's on durk.

bigaub. : wind yo window down

I winded it down and bust out laughing at the damn song she had playing.

It's yo birthday, so I know you want to ride out
Even if we only go to my house
Sip mo-eezy as we sit upon my couch
Feels good, but I know you want to cry out

"You say you want passionnnn! I think you found it! Get ready for actionnnn! Don't be astounded!" We sung as she leaned over Tonio's lap, recording me. We was so ghetto, on the E-way doing this.

"We switching positionssss! You feel surrounded! Tell me where you want your gift, girl! Girl you know I, I, I!" We both bust out laughing before she sat back down.

I rolled the window up and looked over at Kamiri with a goofy grin. He looked so focused, driving with his right hand on the steering wheel, left playing with his chin.

"You good?" He asked.

"Mhm." I tried to say it firmly but it came out as a moan instead.

Im telling you the liq be bringing out the freak in me.

I leaned over the middle console, kissing his cheek repeatedly. "Cuh you'on see me driving?"

'"I doooo." I giggled before sitting back down.

I turned the radio up, listening to the song playing. "Awe bae this my shit."

I snapped my fingers. "When we finish you gone see a rainbow. Come swim in my waters like a sailboat. We gotta fuck to this song."

Come sip on it, as I drip on it
You gone have to change my name to H2O

"You love it when I call your name! Daddy, daddy." I could not for the life of me, sit still. So I was back up, leaning over the middle console.

"You love it when I make it rain. Daddy, daddy." I licked on his neck making him swerve a bit.

every nigga weak spot forsure.

"Cuh you gotta chillll." He furrowed his brows.

I bust out laughing. "You ain't ready for me boyyy."

_

"Come over here and let me take off your clothes! Cause the things I wanna do to you! Nobody has to know!" I sung horribly, leaning on the brick wall.

Kamiri stood at the door, trying to get it open. Only he was having a hard time due to it being dark as hell.

"So lay your body right here! Lady have no fe—"

"Stop singing that pervert and come on." He got the door open.

"You can't lie, he's a pervert but his music is go—oh!" I moaned when Kamiri snatched me up against him.

"Gone inna room." My ass was harshly