@juniperr: i miss my FUCKING dog bro (also don't worry, he is in good hands with @teegansloane)
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teegansloane: damn right he's in good hands i love endlessly

username: you have the derpiest dog i've ever seen

tomholland2013: tessa would win hands down, she's a beast.

username: win what?????

tomholland2013: everything and anything. you name it she'll win @username

juniperr: you wanna go??? 😤👊🏼 @tomholland2013

harryholland64: #teamtessa she's a unit

samholland1999: #teamtessa sorry june, tessa's an absolute champ

username: i mean,,, #teamtessa

teegansloane: EXCUSE ME PADFOOT IS IS MY ONE AND ONLY #teampadfoot

summermckeen: Paddy is a ray of flipping sunshine, this is slander #teampadfoot

username: but tessa is the sweetest thing to ever live so #teamtessa

username: paddy is name after the greatest wizard of all time so #teampadfoot

charlieoldman: i think it's obvious #teampadfoot

username: oh my god it's charlie oldman what the FUCK is he doing here

juniperr: i'm going to pass out it's charlie oldman

juniperr: charlie oldman said team padfoot so everyone is now team padfoot it's been decided not even spiderman can overrule charlie oldman

tomholland2013: i'll accept defeat... for now 😈

@tomholland2013: she may look like an angel but she's actually a BEAST.
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username: she's too cute to be a beast

username: #teamtessa what a champ

harryholland64: tessa, the one and only

samholland1999: she's an absolute machine and nothing can stop her #teamtessa

zendaya: this is the stupidest fight i've ever seen but sorry tom #teampadfoot he's named after sirius black i mean come on

username: well personally, #teamzendaya

juniperr: nice try buddy ol pal but padfoot will never be outshined. as much as i fucking love tessa #teampadfoot

username: they're pitting their dogs against each other but they aren't trash talking each others dogs and if that ain't the purest idk what is

charlieoldman: sorry spidey, #teampadfoot

charlieoldman: a wizard would beat spider-man's ass any day of the week

tomholland2013: debatable @tomholland2013

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KING
if you didn't know
charlie oldman
is gary oldmans son (duh)
and gary oldman is the guy who plays sirius
aka the saddest death in the entire series
i mean lupin was pretty fucking sad
but sirius