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Zendaya [ZOOM⚡️]
Tony [rusty]
Tom [spiderling]
Laura [lizard queen]
Jacob [guy in the chair]
Harrison [the intern]
Teegan [tigger]
Juniper [clifford]

clifford
hey tony
😏

spiderling
yeah hey tony
😏

ZOOM⚡️
oh yeah
tony hello
😏

rusty
... what

clifford

rusty
who told you

spiderling
you forgot harry is my brother

the intern
harry actually told me
and then i told tom

spiderling
and then i told june
and jacob

clifford
and i told laura and zendaya

rusty
i'm never
trusting harry again
anyway
we can't smoke weed in a hotel

clifford
pussy
yes we can

ZOOM⚡️
rookie

clifford
it's called turning the shower on
and crowding in the bathroom

rusty
oh
never thought of that

spiderling
where'd you even get it

rusty
connections

lizard queen
that sounds sketch
don't say that

guy in the chair
we're talking about weed
it always sounds
kinda sketch

the intern
true

clifford
i thought british ppl like
we're too fancy for weed

the intern
ever seen skins lol

spiderling
wow you really have no idea
sesh w the lads?
heck yeah

the intern
don't tell our mums

clifford
whatever let's go

rusty
alright come to my room
i guess
y'all owe me

ZOOM⚡️
ofc
we aren't monsters

guy in the chair
debatable

spiderling
ok enough talk
let's go

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thots unite
Juniper [thotimus prime]
Summer [thotler]
Teegan [hippothotomus]

thotimus prime
hehe guys
i love y'all
can you send me a pizza

thotler
where's my coin

hippothotomus
uh how about
no

thotimus prime
:(
pwease
i want pizza
so do tomass

thotler
tomass?? bitch lmfao

hippothotomus
what time is it there
are you drunk

thotimus prime
no hehe
it's like 6pm
w j chillin lmao

hippothotomus
why u texting
weird
baby cakes

thotimus prime
secret

thotler
first of all
that's funny as fuck
but also
irrelevant???

hippothotomus
MEME HAS BEEN SAVED
omg
i get it
she's high

thotimus prime
hello

thotler
hello?

thotimus prime
she said high so i said hi

hippothotomus
still not sending u pizza

thotimus prime

thotler
order ur own damn pizza
and go to sleep
make out with tom or something

thotimus prime
bitch ass

thotler
you better stop

hippothotomus
we get it ur dating SPIDERMAN
not everyone is lucky
piss off

thotimus prime

but i will make out with tom
actually
so
stuff you
losers
i'll get my own pizza

hippothotomus
bye thot

thotler
bibye thot

thotimus prime
bye bye bye thot hot thots