(Y/N) POV
You were currently at a convenience store buying some of the good stuff AKA cookies with Subaru, who as always was reading manga without buying any. (What is he even reading)?

Subaru(mumbling):Ah, so this is where they suck you in.

(Y/N):Did you say something dude?

He looks at you, then looks back at the manga and turns a page.

Subaru:Huh? Oh nothing.

(Y/N):Okay, but I thought that I heard you say something.

Subaru:Don't worry about it (Y/N)

You noticed that he had stopped reading and started looking at a couple outside walking by.
(Y/N):Ugh, Subaru you should really start with getting a girlfriend and stop looking at those two like creep.
Hell i'll even help you this time.

He took a deep sigh and put the manga back in it's place.

Subaru:Don't worry about me (Y/N), I just don't think that I'm ready yet.
And you also don't have a girlfriend.

(Y/N):You say that everytime, and it's starting to get really annoying.
And I had one, but she just wasn't right for me, nor was I to her.

Subaru:Okay, but really don't worry about it.
I'll be fine.

He walks to a diffrent isle and takes some noodles but quickly changes his mind by getting some potato chips instead.

Subaru:Nah, not natto.

(Y/N):Finally.
Alright let's go.

After buying the stuff that you needed, you both went outside and you took a cookie from the bah and ate it.

(Y/N)(while eating):Hey Subaru, want one?

All of a sudden it felt like reality was being bent, and everything started to shift for a moment.
You both looked around confused, but Subaru just shrugged it off.

Subaru:I guess anyone's eyes would be tired after holing up in their room, gaming all day.

(Y/N):Uhhh Subaru? I saw that too, and i don't really do that.

Subaru:Wait you saw that too? Then something must-

All of a sudden everything turned black, and a pair of black and purple looking hands started reaching for you.
More specifically, your eyes. (I've seen enough "stuff" to know where THIS is going)

(Y/N)(Scared):Um Subaru?!? Anyone? Help!

And just like that, everything went white, and suddenly you were mysteriously in some other worldly place full of lizzard looking people and...Furries? And there were normal looking people there too i guess.
And why did your vision feel a lot better? And most importantly WHAT THE HELL WERE THOSE WEIRD TENTACLE ARMS??

(Y/N)(Startled):Ah what the fu- (No swears on my christian server...yet)

You bumped into someone.

(Y/N):Ouch...Wait Subaru? Oh thank puppies you are alive.

Subaru:(Y/N)? What's going on?

(Y/N):I dunno I was about to ask you that.
Also, is there anything wrong with my eyes?

Subaru:They look the same as usual to me.
With their (F/C) pupils. No homo bro.
But did something happen?

(Y/N):Yeah no homo bro.
And something strange happened
I don't remember that much even tho it happened a few seconds ago, but a pair black tentacle arms started reaching for me.

Subaru:Wait, what?
Are you hurt in aome way?
Did they do something weird to you?

(Y/N):No, I mean I don't really feel diferent, but I do feel as if my vision got better.
But right now we should focus at knowing where we are.
So let's look around for a bit!

After looking around for a small time you realised how nice this place was, and there even was a fountain there.

Subaru:I mean, this place doesn't look fake wich probably means......That we've been summoned into a parallel world!?

(Y/N):Dude, why'd you have to shout so loudly? That hurt my ears.

(Meanwhile)

A little blonde girl is jumping across rooftops with a shiny object in her hands
That shind object is an Insignia with a gemstone in the middle.

The girl proceeds to jump on top of a highway, which conveniently had some ground dragons that she jumped on from one on to another and on to the rooftop on the other side.

(Back with (Y/N) and Subaru)

Subaru:I guess I can assume that this is a fantasy world.
With the typical medieval-style culture.
A realm where demihumans are commonplace.
And probably stuff like wars and adventures, as well.

(Y/N):I mean, it does look like it i guess, but we can't just jump to conclusions-

You both suddenly heard a shout from your right, and as you looked you saw a person about to get run over by one of those creatures that carry these strange wagons.
Subaru suddenly started to do some weird poses.

Subaru:This is it! It's my turn!

(Y/N):umm what?

Subaru:This must be the event where i produce my first magic!

(Y/N):Why are you acting like this is some game?
And is no one going to help that person?

Subaru:Haaa!

And then some knight in shining armor saved the person by pulling them out of the way.

Random knight:Hey!

Subaru just stared at the scene while still crouching from that random pose he did when he was talking about magic about magic.

Crowd:Way to go! Good job! Well done!

Later you and subaru are walking around a market place.

Subaru:I guess I'm not quite ready to use magic yet...

(Y/N):cheer up Subaru, maybe you just need to practise to unlock your mana first, because I think that you need that for you to be able to use magic.
I mean mana is a thing in basically every fantasy game that I can think of...So yeah!

Subaru:...Yeah!
You're right (Y/N)!
Hopefully I'll be able to use magic soon!

You both then turned your head to the left, where there was a guy selling from what I'm seeing...Probably fruit.

You both went up to the stand and looked at the sign on it.

Subaru&(Y/N):...

Subaru: I can't read this.

(Y/N):Yeah me neither.

Then the green haired shop keep started talking.

SK(Shop Keep):Hey, kid.

Subaru:Huh?

Sk:Those are some weird clothes you got.
Are you two traveling?

Subaru (not answering the question and pointing at the apples):What are these?

Sk:Those are appas.

(Y/N) (thoughts):Huh, guess they have apples here too.

Subaru pulls some Yen out of his pocket and shows it to the shopkeep.
The shop keep takes a good look at the money.

SK:Huh? What kind of money is that?
You can't use that stuff in Lugunica.
That means you're flat broke, huh?
Get out of here! Don't inrefere with my buisness!

(Y/N) (thoughts):Bold of you to assume that.

Subaru and (Y/N) walk away looking defeated.

Subaru:There's no other way...

(Y/N):what do you mean?
Wait, can I borrow your phone for a sec?

Subaru:I mean that we'll go around gathering information first.
And okay I guess...Here.

While walking to a restroom you notice that Subaru is just walking in without looking, and that isn't good because the bathrooms may be divided by  gender-Oh crap.

(Y/N):Subaru wai-

Subaru walks into the womens bathroom and immediately gets slapped by an angry furry.

(Later)

You and Subaru decide to go into a different building.

(Y/N) (Thoughts):It looks like there are only Demihumans here.

Demihuman:This place is for Demihumans only.

(Y/N):Oh, sorry.
We'll take our leave now.

As you walk out a Demihuman bumps into Subaru who hit the door with his face.

(Y/N):Ouch, that must hurt.

Subaru:Ow!
I can't see!

(Y/N):Subaru wait you're oh he already fell...

As you were talking Subaru had fallen into the river in front of the building.

(Y/N):God damn it Subaru!

(Timeskip)

You are next to Subaru, who put his clothes on a crate, waiting for them to dry.

(Y/N):To be honest, that was actually pretty funny.

Subaru:Dude!
I lost some money in that river!
But it's a good thing you had my phone, so it didn't die.
Still, thanks for helping me out of the river man.

(Y/N):Don't mention it.
Also your money doesn't work here remember?

Subaru(infuriated):Ugh..Wasn't I summoned into a parallel world?!
Where'd my protagonist status go?!

(Y/N):Yes you were, but that doesn't mean that you have all the luck in the world, like a main character in an anime.

Subaru:I guess you're tight.
Umm can I have my phone back?

You give him his phone back and he checks his contacts.

(Y/N):It still works, but you can't call anybody.

Subaru:So what's the point in having it?!
And my starting gear is way too wimpy!

(Y/N):That's the stuff you bought in the store, remember?

Subaru:Could I at least have had a sword?
I mean I don't even have Excalibur or anything!

(Y/N):Dude, that's like a mythical sword that only King arthur had.

Subaru sighs.

Subaru:Yeah, you're right...

Subaru:And besides, if we were summoned, where's the cute girl who summoned us?

(Y/N):Does it necessarily have to be a girl?
And why is that?

Subaru:Well maybe she would have started out cold, and then in time started to open up more to the two of us, and then after a while we would have to fight for her love or something.

(Y/N):Jesus, what kind of manga do you read?
And where could I have gotten some?

Subaru...Don't ask.
And also, did the girl only summon us to leave us here?

(Y/N):They probably didn't.

Then you both heard footsteps, and looked up to see sillouettes of what seemed to be people coming torwards you.

Subaru:Hey, is she finally here!?!
The cute girl who summoned.... me....

(Y/N):Ummm Subaru?

Then as the light shone on them, you realised that the sillouettes were not those of women, but rather those of weird-ass looking people, one of which had a goddamn mushroom looking hat on their hair.

Subaru: :D.........

(Y/N):....D:

T1 (thug 1):Fuck are you babbling about? (Here's where everything goes to shit)

T2 pulls Subaru up to his height, standing him up in the process.
(Btw you're a small bit taller than Subaru. Just saying.)

T2:If you don't wanna fucking die, cought up watever you've got!

You couldn't do anything, because you were worried that they may have had weapons on them.

But you were also pissed, that they were treating your bro like a human ATM.
And they were ignoring you for some reason.
So you had 2 choices.

Option 1:Beat their asses and make sure that they never are gonna be able to grab another thing ever again.

option 2:Cry like a little bitch.

Subaru:Crap, it's a compulsory event...

...Fuck option 2.(Please don't fuck option 2)

As you were about to serve their asses on a silver tray like a fat 10 year old ham planet that's about to ground pound a skinny 3 year old, a girlish voice was heard from behind the thugs.

Voice:Move it, move it!
You guys!
Out of my way!

You all looked over to see a random little girl that came from the other side of the alley where the thugs originaly came from.

Subaru:Finally!
Is that the cute girl who summoned me?!

(Y/N):Dude, she looks younger than our age.
Isn't that a bit creepy of you to say?

The girl stops.

Girl:Summoned? I dunno what you're talkin' about, but I'm busy!
Sorry! Live strong!

And just like that she runs by.

You all look as she runs out of sight like you saw a ghost for a few moments.

Subaru:Wait, what? What?!

Silence...

Subaru:Hey, that didn't make you decide to be any less hostile torwards me, by any chance, did it?

T3:Actually, it rained on our parade and made things worse.

(Y/N):Ah, so the oppisite.

Subaru:Yeah, of course...

(Y/N) (thoughts): These lil' bitches better not lay a finger on him or so god I will beat the living essence out of them for hurting my one and only friend...

Subaru suddenly went for a punch at T3, wich shocked the hell out of you.

Subaru:You lumps of EXP!

Subaru decked the living shit out of the fatass.

(Y/N):Holy shit!
But allow me to help you.

Soon after, you followed up with a kick into T1's AKA Toad's face fucking knocking him back so much that his dad would be proud of the beating he got.

(Y/N):THIS IS SPARTA BITCH.
I DID NOT EXPECT THAT!

Subaru:That's the first time I ever hit someone!
I didn't expect it to hurt me that much...
But this world is set up so that we'll be strong!

You just stood there shocked at your's and Subarus strenght.

(Y/N):I mean i did go to the gym, and I did learn some fighting techniques from traning, but I've never actually fought anyone before.

Subaru:My adrenaline is surging! I've got this!
Watch me!

He runs torwards T2 while saying that.

All of a sudden the little bitch decides to do something cheap, and pulls out his one handed blades...Both of them.

(Y/N):Well fuck.

Subaru stops and bows in front of the Thug...

(Y/N):Double fuck.

The thug kicks Subaru, so that subaru turns to facing upwards, wich causes Subaru to crawl backwards with his legs shile screaming loudly.

Meanwhile fatass and the toad get up and face Subaru.

Toad dude:Play games with us, will you?!
Die, scum!

They start to kick Subaru while he is on the ground
This PISSES YOU OFF.
Brocode:No bro shall watch as his best bro gets beat up in front of him, the punishment for such tremenous acts is death.

All of a sudden you feel this weird surge of... power?
You felt as if everyone of your skills were increased by a lot.

And swiftly like the wind, you punch the the little toad dude in the face so hard that he goes flying head first into the wall next to you.
And you could swear that you heard a crack.

Before the fatass and the blue haired thug could react, you jumped up so that your wais was at T3's height level with one leg underneath you while the other was in front of you.

You quickly kicked the fatass in the face with the force of a fucking nuke with the leg that was underneath you, and he went flying so fast that he would become sonic the fat human, because that dude hit the wall so hard that there were several visible cracks on it.
But you didn't stop there.

You quickly turned to the third guy who was pissing himself at how intimidating you were.
And then he goes to try to kill you with his blades,

Keyword tried, because you were dodging his attacks like they were nothing.
He goes for a slice with both weapons at the same time, as if to cut your head off, but you duck and sweep kick his legs, and as he falls you quickly punch him in the face in a downwards motion, so that he would go unconscious

You look att Subaru, who was looking on in awe, but then out of nowhere,  you get hit with some weird ice like thing.
It spreads all over you body, with you not being able to move.
And then you stopped feeling adrenaline, and started to feel as if something was permanently stuck on your body.
It wasn't noticeable by much after.

???:That's enough.

You couldn't see who was there, because you were looking att Subaru, but judging from his reaction....you might be in trouble.

(Y/N):Who are you?

???:Stop now and i'll let this slide.

(Y/N):Stop?
I'm stuck in ice, and can't do anything anymore

???:Just graciously return what you stole.

(Y/N):....Ummmm what do you mean?

???:I'll give up on the other stuff, but I can't let you have that.
So be good and hand it over, please.

(Y/N):Stole what???

The person looks at Subaru without you knowing.

???:What strange clothes he has...
I'm gonna guess that you would ask if I had any connection to him, I'd have to say no.

(Y/N):No, I wouldn't, because he's MY friend.

Subaru was silent this whole time.

(Y/N):And if someone stole from you, it must have been that blonde girl who just rann by a few minutes ago.
Because she looked as if she was in a hurry.

???:Hmm... You don't seem to be lying...

(Y/N):Of couse I'm not lying!

Then the person starts goes the way that that girl was running at.

(Y/N):Huh...She's a girl?
Dang she's kinda cute....Oh wait.
She literally trapped me in ice.
That's enough for me to not like her...So this is why I lost my girlfriend.

(Y/N):Hey! Aren't you going to help us at least?
I mean you don't know where she went right?
We can maybe help you!

After all of this, Subaru was for some reason still silent.

Silver haired girl:That does make sense...But regardless, I can't overlook what was going on here.

(Y/N):What do you....Oh.
Wait, wait!
This must be a misunderstanding!
These people were trying to rob me and my friend over here, and I stopped them from doing so.

Finally after everything, Subaru decides to say something.

Subaru:He's right you know!

And just like that he went quiet again...

Then, two of the thugs woke up

T2:Oh what the hell happened?

T3:Ow my bones feel like they're broken.

The two of them look at you, then at the girl.
Then at the Spirit that she spawned.

T1:Fuck this! We don't have time for someone with the spirit arts  as well!

T3:Let's get the hell out of here!

They start carrying their leader torwards the alley entrance and leave.
The girl looked at Subaru for an extended period of time.

Girl:....
Subaru:........

Subaru looked away.

Girl:See? You averted your eyes because you have a guilty conscience!
Looks like my judgement was spot on.

(Y/N) (thoughts):The hell does she mean?

Spirit:Are you sure?
I think it was just an instinctive male reaction.
I don't sense any malice at all

(Y/N) (thoughts):Thank you cat thing, for telling her the truth.
How harmful can Subaru be?

Spirit:But the (H/C) one on the other hand... Seems just a bit annoyed at the moment.

(Y/N):Well yea, I mean anyone would be if they were stuck in some ice.

Girl:You be quiet, Puck.
(To Subaru and you)
You know who stole my insignia from me, don't you?

(Y/N):I have no idea what an insignia is, but it could have been the blonde girl I told you about.
Subaru:I don't know.

The girl looks at you intently this time.

(Y/N):...
Girl:...

Girl:Huh? It can't be!
Did I really just come around the long way?

Subaru:You sould probably hurry after her, miss.
I could... help...

Subaru falls on his back.

Girl:Aww, you shouldn't have tried to get up.

(Y/N):Could you at least help me?

Girl:Hmm? oh yeah here.

The ice got magically removed and you fell on the ground.

You crawled your way torwards Subaru as The girl looks at Subaru.

Girl:He won't die.
We'll just leave him.

Puck:Really?

Girl:Yes, really.

(Y/N):Could you at least help him a little bit more?

Girl:I'm afraid I can't.

Puck:You say that, but I bet you'll help him.

Girl:I will not!

Puck:Yeah, right.

Girl:Absoloutely not! I am not going to save him!

(Y/N):Please?

(Some time later)

Subaru woke up to something fluffy next to his head.

Subaru:Is my head on someones lap?

(Y/N):Oh thank godness, you're awake.

Subaru:Dude, I didn't know cute girls were this hairy...
Wait, that can't be right!

He jumps up when he realizes it's puck.

(Y/N):Okayyyyy...

Puck:It's just a thoughtful arrangement we made so you could at