She May be Cute, But be Careful

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Izuku and Bakugo sat down at a table by the windows as they waited for Rem to come back with their drinks. Bakugo looked back at the counter where Rem was making their drinks. Then back to Izuku who looked a bit smittened and smugged. "Out with it Kacchan. Seems like you wanna say something." Izuku said noticing his actions.

"*Sigh* How did a nerd like you end up meeting, so much as getting to know a girl like her." Bakugo said as he couldn't even believe it even though the evidence was around him. "Well Bakugo, would you believe me If I said Izuku saved me from a villain?" Rem said as she came by with their drinks. Midoriya's green tea lemonade and Bakugo's Devil Lemon-Lime sparkling soda. "Thank you. Though I can somewhat believe it concidering what happened today." Bakugo said as he staired at his drink.

Rem tilted her head in intrest. "Really, what happened to make you believe me. From what Izuku tells me, you kinda teas him a lot for looking weak and nerdy." She said as recalling her previous conversations involving Bakugo. Izuku was casually sipping his tea as he enterd the conversation. "It was fight training at UA and we were paired up to fight each other." Izuku said as he went back to sipping his tea.

Rem heard this and assumed what happened in the fight. "Let me guess, he blew your mind with his strength in his punches and looked like he was having fun." Bakugo nodded as he stired his drink with his straw. "I don't get how that was even possible, he even said that he was holding back." Bakugo said as he saw Izuku place his cup down, getting his attention. "Kacchan, did you ever heard about the villain Mach Fist being caught but was almost dead by the time the police came?" He nodded. "Yeah, now that I remember about it. It looked like it happened on the day you were smili-" Bakugo froze as his mind pieced it together.

"Now do you understand why I need to hold back my strength. I don't want to harm anyone, just protect those in need." Izuku said as he saw Bakugo stiring his drink. "If your not gonna drink that I am." Bakugo snapped at Izuku and procided to take a sip. His eyes widened at the flavors he was experiancing. A combination of sweet and chilled Lemon-Lime flavors, with a little hint of spice in it that craved thurst for more. Bakugo slowly put his glass down and had a look as if he saw god. "Oh. My. God..." Rem and Izuku laughed at the look on his face. 

"See, told you you'd like this place." Izuku said as Bakugo took another sip from his glass, wanting to get more feeling of the flavor. "The sweetness of Lemon and Lime go well together. Along with that spicy feeling every time I drink it, it makes me want more. Where did you get this drink from?" Bakugo turned to Rem asking where to get his new favorite drink. "You can't get this drink anywhere else. Here we make all our food and drinks from scratch." Bakugo was more amazed that this drink couldn't be found anywhere else.

Amazed that something so new and good was made by a cute girl like Rem. Bakugo got out of his chair and got on one knee and held his hand out to Rem. "Please be my bride." Bakugo said as he was half joking and half serious. Izuku swore he saw sparkles coming around Bakugo as he proposed. Rem giggled and held her hand to cover her mouth a bit. "Sorry but no." Bakugo turned to stone, the sparkles emiting from him turned to stone and fell down to the floor. Izuku snickered at his reaction. "She's use to thing like this with other male customers Kacchan. Your not the only one who's tried." 

Bakugo was somehow reverted back to normal and sat back on his seat. "She deals with this a lot?" Izuku nodded as Rem refilled their drinks. "And your not worried at all? I mean you two seem really close, almost as if you were dating and your not worried for her." Rem and Izuku looked at Bakugo and laughed. "What's so funny!" Bakugo yelled as they continued to laugh at what he just said.

"S-Sorry Ka-Kacchan. But, believe me, when I say that I do worry about her. But I worry about others that make her mad." Bakugo looked at him with confusion. "Why? What makes you worry for them?" The door to the cafe opened and their stood a blonde teen who had the apperance of a pretty boy and the confidence of a smug rich. Izuku whispered over to Bakugo as Rem made her way to greet him. 

"Your about to find out why. This guy always comes her for her and believe me, he's been kicked out here before. Yet he never learns." Bakugo and Izuku went back to their drinks as the stole glances at the scene. "Welcome to our cafe, table for one?" Rem said with a false smile. The teen looked down at Rem and smiled as he placed his hands on her shoulder. "Now now Rem, why make it a table for one when it can be for two?" Rem moved his shoulder away and pushed him twards the table behind Bakugo and Izuku. "Sorry but I'm not on the menu Mr. Karaga, now what would you like to drink?" Rem said still holding in her hidden rage. The guy known as Karaga simply smiled as he arrogantly began talking.

"Come now Rem, you refuse every time I visit you. Is it because you don't like me, or..." Karaga stood up and looked down at Rem closly. "Are you seeing another man?" Bakugo was pissed off at this guys attitude. He looked at Izuku and whispered softly as he could so the asshole wouldn't hear them. "Oi Deku, why arn't you doing anything. This pomptuous ass hat is trying to take her and-" "Oh what do we have here?" Karaga said as he made his way to them. 'Shit he heard me!' Bakugo said as he and Izuku looked at Karaga's smirking face.

"Hey Rem, is he the one you've been meeting with?" He said as he pointed to Bakugo with playful ammusment. "Gotta say I don't know why you were seeing someone that looks like he stepped in dog crap all the time. Maybe he enjoys it too much~!" Bakugo was serously wanting to tear this guy a new one. He jumped out of his seat but was held back by Izuku. "Kacchan, chill. Just ignore it and let him humor himself." Izuku said as Bakugo relaxed and was released by Izuku. "'Ka-chan?' Wow, tough guy over here being called mom, by geek boy over here. It must be embarising to be around with this idiot being called Mom huh Rem?" Rem had a neutral face as she came back from the counter and brought Karaga's water. 

"I had only meet Bakugo today and don't know him that well Mr.Karaga. It was thanks to my close friend that I am able to meet him today."  Karaga took his glass and looked at Izuku, then back to Rem. It soon conected the dots in his head. "Ha Ha...Ha Ha Ha! Your too funny Rem! Really, geek boy here!? Please you could do soo much better than him! I mean LOOK at him! That hair, those skinny arms, hell if I were to do this-" Karaga dumped his water all over Izuku as he looked down at his wet shirts and pants. "He'd probably cry. Oh look he's actually doing it!" Rem and Bakugo looked at Izuku face and it looked like he was crying. 

Bakugo didn't want this asshole to go off easily. He was about to walk over to Karaga and give him the beating of his life until. "You know, for a guy who seems they know a lot about everything Karaga, you don't know you've just dug your own grave." Izuku said as he looked up to show he wasn't crying, rather it was the water in his hair falling on his face. Karaga was amused and leaned over to stair down at Izuku. "Oh? And what are you gonna do, geek boy? Beat me up?" Izuku staired at Karaga and smiled, which made him drop the cheerful expression to a serously pissed face. "Yeah, though I believe someone more deserving should do it? Wouldn't you agree Rem?" 

Karaga was confised as he felt a tap on his shoulder and turned to see Rem, smiling at him. Yet failed to see her hand in close proximity of his face. Karaga's head was suddenly facing to the right as he was knocked away from where he was standing to crashing into the wall. 'Holy Shit! Rem can knock him that far with a slap!? Damn I almost feel slightly sorry for the prick.' Bakugo thought as he saw Rem walking twards him with that fake smile plastered on her face. "This is why I don't worry about her too much." Bakugo looked back at Izuku who was wiping off the water from his face and chucked at the scene. "When she's like this, I worry of those that really make her mad."

Rem's eyes began to glow a faint icy blue, her hair shadowing a bot of her eyes. Making her seem scarier than having an Yandere girlfriend. [*cough~She Drives Me Crazy Fanfic~*cough*] And a glowing horn popped out of the middle of her head. She leaned over and looked down at a scared Karaga, oh the irony. "Karaga, I'd apreciate it you were to never come around here again, otherwise..." Rem smiled,showing her bare teeth and lone eye in a crazed look. "Were gonna have some problems." 'D-D-Demon!' Karaga thought as he was face to face with a demon. "By the way, I don't appreciate you dumping water on the guy I like, soo how's about I return the favor?" Rem said quietly as he held him by the shirt and picked him up with ease.

She turned to see Bakugo and Izuku and gave them a playful and genuine smile. "Hey Deku, Bakugo, mind helping me take out the trash? Deku could you open the door please?" Stooped out of his fear of a pissed of Rem, Bakugo smiled as he went over to lift Karaga by the legs and ready his quirk. "The door is open, the day still burning, and look. Another heap of garbage just washed up on the beach." Izuku said as he opened the door and see Bakugo and Rem sheking Karaga like charging up to strike something with a battering ram. 

"Ready?" Izuku said as he looked at Bakugo's smiling face, Rem's cheerful smile, and Karaga's pleading face."...One!...Two!...Three!" the three of them counted as they charged out the front door of the cafe. Bakugo gave him a few explosions to the ass making him scream like a little girl. Rem spin him around as she tossed him to the pile of trash that just washed up. "Thank you and don't come back again~!" Rem said as he was sent flying to the trash and laughed as the explosions left him in his pink underwear.

"Man, tasty drinks, nice place, and got to explode a pomptuous shit head's ass! You were right Deku, I think I like this place." Bakugo said as they went back inside. "You think that was funny, you should see when my sister is here and us dealing with perverts." Rem said as she remembered the times she and her sister tourtured their little fantasys away. "Sister?" Izuku and Bakugo said in confusion. "Oh right, Deku you probably heard me mention someone named Ram correct?" 

Izuku thought back to his previous conversations to see if he remembered hearing about 'Ram' and nodded yes. "Well she's a year older than me, but we look identical in almost every way. Our birthdays are on the same day too, February 2nd." Izuku made a small note to himself to remember Rem's and Ram's birthday. Bakugo was also intrested that she had a sister, but remembered what Rem said about perverts. "Wait, what did you do to perverts that come here." Rem blushed a little as she was embaresed. "Well my sister doesn't let me help her. Says that I'll 'Lose my precious virgin mind' but I've seen her so it before. What she does is that she lures them to think that she wants to be theirs, and then brings a knife out and stabs their food and stares at them with a creepy smile. If they feel 'frisky' then she 'accidently' steps on their nuts and kicks them out from there." 

Rem regreted as she said that. Bakugo and Izuku had a vivid picture of the torture for perverts and covered their manhoods. "B-But i'm sure she wouldn't do that to you." Rem reassured them as they sighed in relief. Yet Izuku had an evil idea. "Hey Bakugo, you think we should bring Mineta over her one of these days?" Bakugo looked at Izuku with widened eyes. "My god, that's sick, twisted, and cruel...I like it!" Rem was confused as to why Bakugo liked the idea to bring this 'Mineta' here with Ram. 

"Who's Mineta?"  Izuku laughed and answered. "He's one of our classmates who already is classified as a pervert. He was kinda bugging me about my quirk and said I was bullshiting them." Rem smiled in a sadistic manner as she reached out to a knife that was behind the counter. "Should I carve out nuts for him when you bring him?" She said as she unshelthed the knife and put it back. 'Is it weird that I find her dark side hot?' Izuku thought as they sat back down. "Oh right, all I've done is brought out the drinks. Well what do you want to eat?" Rem said as they looked over the menu and placed their order.

"Deku...about your quirk..." Bakugo said as he struggled to ask the question. Izuku waved him off as he told him he'd tell the truth. "Kacchan, you know since we were kids that I was quirkless. And thats the truth of it, I really don't have a quirk." Bakugo looked into his eyes to see if he was lying, yet all his eyes showed was the truth. "Does Rem know?" Izuku laughed as he remembered when he told her he was quirkless. "Yeah, she knows. And she didn't believe me concidering I knocked out Mach Fist. But she doesn't see it that way, whether I'm quirkless or not." Izuku said as he told Bakugo how she reacted.

"Hey Deku, you think, we can start over? As friends again?" Bakugo asked, realizing his mistake over the years of their lives. Izuku was surprised, and smiled at his friend. He reached out his hand towards Bakugo. "Names Izuku "Deku" Midoriya." Bakugo snickered remembering their nicknames for each other and shook his hand. "Katsuku "Kacchan" Bakugo, no relation." The two of them smiled, happy to start over like they were when they were kids. "Sorry for the wait~!" Rem's voice echoed through the cafe as they realized she'd probably tease them for making up. 

They looked at each others eyes quickly sending a message. 'She can not see us sappy like this! Arm Wrestle?' 'Agreed. 3,2,1,GO!' They saved face just in time as Rem came out with two dishes looking at them in 'confusion'. "What are you guys doing?" "Arm Wrestling." They said in unison as the were actually arm wrestling. Rem shook her head in playfulness. "Men and their emotions. You do realize you wern't exactly whispering right?" Izuku and Bakugo stopped and realized she heard everything. Rem laughed as she handed them their covered dished. "It's fine. It's fine. I know how men are and their emotions and pride. But I'm happy you guys are friends again. Well let's eat."

Rem opened her platter showing a Chicken Club Sandwich. Bakugo's plate was of a Spicy Pork Croquets with a small side salad. Izuku had ordered Kaarage Bowl with a small side salad and a serving of three Pork Croquets. "Hope you guys like it." "Itadakimasu." They all said as they begun eating their food. Izuku and Rem were eating to their leasure whilst looking at Bakugo. One bite into his Pork Croquet sent him away at the spicyness of the pork, and the crisp texture of the Croquet. "That good or what? Wait till you try the Kaarage next time." Bakugo nodded as he enjoyed this cafe's food and, admititvly but arguably since it felt natural, service.

"Aahh~ man. That was delicious. " Bakugo said as he patted his stomach while Rem picked up their dishes and placed them in the dishwasher in the back. "You haven't even tried the deserts yet. Those cakes will send your tastebuds away." Izuku said as he went on of their cakes and how the ones he's tasted sofar. "Hey Rem, why is this place mostly empty? I mean with the great food and service, I'd figured you'd have more costomers?" Bakugo asked as Izuku realized it too.

Rem looked away a bit embaresed to talk about it. "Well the thing is that it's just our family is the only ones who work here. We mostly thrive on during school breaks and in the summer. But not many people want to work here." She said as she wished more people would drop by for some tea at least. Izuku saw the sad look in her eyes and looked back at Bakugo. He smiled and went to Rem and gave her a head-pat. 

"Then are you accepting applicants?" Rem's eyes widened at his words and looked up at Izuku. "Well you have to be judged by my sister, and she's kinda harsh on the requirements needed to work here." Rem said softly as Izuku kept patting her head. "Then I guess I'll do them as she want's them to. So when can I apply?" Rem smiled at him and thought when would be a good time. "We have Friday off, so in four days you can try to meet my sister's requirements. Then she'll see if you can work here. Agree?" This time she tapped his nose in return for the head-pats.

"Alright. Hey Kacchan! Wanna try applying too? It'll be fun." Bakugo smirked and shook his head. "As much as it seems amusing, I feel like I can't handle arogant pricks like that Karaga prick." Izuku and Rem understand that it wasn't Kacchan's style to let things go. He grabbed hos backpack as well as Bakugo getting his and paying for their own meals. "Well we better head home Rem. We'll drop by again sometimes." Izuku said as she pouted in a cute way. "Aww~! Really, do you have to leave so soon." Bakugo shook his head in yes. 

"Sorry but my old lady will tear me a new one if I'm not home for dinner. If she found out I ate here instead at home, I'd probably get an earful. See you Rem." Bakugo said as he and Izuku left the cafe and waved bye at Rem. As they left the cafe, causing a large distance between them and back, they failed to notice someone else heading to the cafe with a bag full of groceries. "Hey Rem. I'm back from the store." Rem looked at her as she walked the steps of the cafe. "Hey sis, listen, I know someone who want's to work here." 

Her sister was surprised, hardly anyone wanted to apply and instead rather be heroes."Really? That's good, but I'll see if they qualify or not." Rem laughed at her sister's antics of judgement. "Alright, does this Friday work out for you?" "Yeah, just make sure you tell them to be here as soon as possible once their done with whatever it is their doing." Rem nodded as she made not to text Izuku later. "Alright, Ram."

"Well today was pretty fun. Got to eat delicious food, kick ass, and now know a kick ass place to eat If Ma makes something horrible." Izuku laughed at Bakugo's comment. Remembering the events that just happened the last two hours at the cafe. "Aaaaahhhh! I forgot." Bakugo jumped at Izuku's sudden yell. "What!? What did you forget!?" "I forgot to give Rem a picture of Mineta just in case he ever found out the cafe with out telling him!" Bakugo paled at what Izuku would put Mineta through if he was known by Rem and her sister. "Okay as funny as it seems. And how I feel like I'm rubbing off on you. That seems cruel and unusual torture and punishment to anybody."

Izuku looked at Bakugo with a look that said 'Are you stupid?' "Yes I admit that it'd be tourture and unusual punishment for anybody. But remember, it's Mineta." Bakugo thought about it and shrugged his shoulders as they made their way down the streets till they came at the cross road that split their housing areas. "Well see you tomorrow Kacchan." Izuku waved at Bakugo as he saw him walk down the street to his house. Bakugo turned back and waved back. "See ya Deku!" He said with a smile at his friend. 

Bakugo walked down the street until he saw his house and went in. "I'm home Ma!" He shouted as he got in the house and was meet with a sandal to his face. "Where the hell have ya been brat!?" He staired at a middle aged woman that was as tall as him, yet still looked like she was in her mid 20's. Holding a spatula in her hand. This was his mother Mitsuki Bakugo, while a man who seemed taller by a few inches than Bakugo stepped out of the living room to see what went on. This was his father, Masaru

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