(1k reads?! God y'all must really like the Noot being topped to read my shit writing. Also will include UF Sans who curses)

    "So you want me ta' help yer' dumasses?" Red giggled to himself. Now there were two sides: Good and well bad. Then the people in between where called the backup. They would usually help anyone on any side for a certain sum of G. Blue grunted and rolled his eye lights at his edgy counterpart.
    "Oh really..." Blue smirked and a devilish idea whisked through his skull." What if Boss didn't bother you for a whole week~?" Red stepped back and sat down.
    "Sooo what's ya' plan?" Red queried. Blue's smirk still planted on his features. It was quite odd. Usually people would think an UnderSwap Sans would be naive or childish. While this one was manipulating and dangerous to the fact where he was one of the backups. He just played favorites. Now he couldn't hurt Nightmare or anyone in his gang or else his death would be painful and slow. He also wouldn't be able to see his lover anymore. In fact Horror would have to be the one to kill the poor Berry.
"Yay!" Dream clapped his gloved hands together. He then began to spill every ounce of the plan.

Hours later-

"C-commme o-on B-Blueeeeee." Horror grunted out waving his hand towards his room. Blue walked in and Horror slammed the door in Dream and Red's face.
"Dirty fruit fucker." Red growled out and huffted. He would be lying if he said he wasn't a tad jealous to have someone to love.
    "Don't call names Red!" Red rolled his eye lights at the childish yellow-clad skeleton. It was hard to believe he was related to the mighty Nightmare. But then again their names did go together and they had almost the same powers.
    "Whatever yellow squid." Dream scoffed at his terrible insult.
    "I am not shattered and you know that Red." They hadn't noticed that it had been hours until Red glanced at the clock.
    "How long are those fuckers gonna be in there?" He pointed his thumb at the wooden door. A Golden patterns laced the door and made into a swirl. If you looked long enough you would go in a coma like state. This was the result of Horror's powers. Thanks to this door Red was sure Horror had gotten plenty of free meals for his AU.