95 liners + a bunny

Ifuckedurdad:
I'm ruined

He ruined me

Chimin:
Waaah

U fucked someone?

GucciKing:
How was he?

CallmeDaddy:
Did u take in
viagra or in the ass?

vajaja* 

stupid autocorrect

Ifuckurdad:
Wtf?

I'm not talking
about that you
hoes

That prank call
guy!

Chimin:
Virtual segg?

Ifuckurdad:
He's devil

@Chimin u
hoe calm u
balls or I'll kick
them!

Chimin:
So that's u were crying
and laughing during lunch
break?

Just because he's not 
human

CallmeDaddy:
Oooh

OOOHHHH!!

HOW?

GucciKing:
Yea how?

Ifuckurdad:
No! Not that way

Another way

Chimin:
I told u, he could
be criminal or psychopath
or some sort of hunter yk
what I mean

Ifuckurdad:
He's worst

Turns out, he's
sort of chaebol

Rich ass chaebol

GucciKing:
Well, congo!

You hit jackpot

CallmeDaddy:
Nice

He can be your 
sugar daddy

Chimin:
Yeah Sunhee

Don't let him go

You got expensive
fish in your net

CallmeDaddy:
*plays expensive girl*

Goddamn, I love 
Namjoon. He's so perfect.

GucciKing:
Daddy Material

No homo tho

I'm really into
wet holes

CallmeDaddy:
Same

Ifuckurdad:
U assholes! Here
I'm bawling my eyes
and you're simping over
a model!?

Chimin:
and rapper*

GucciKing:
and producer*

CallmeDaddy:
and songwriter*

Ifuckurdad:
Fuck you!

I'm leaving, there's
no one who listens
to me

GucciKing:

Aww

It's not like that

Come to me 

*open hands widely*

Ifuckurdad:
Hui hui

*hugs you*

GucciKing:
Feeling better?

Ifuckurdad:
Hmm

Now u all three MF
listen to me

Chimin:
Okay

Ifuckurdad:
So, at first, I joked 
with him when he was
clearly warning me to sue

Chimin:
Dumb fuck

Ifuckurdad:
I, of course, didn't take his
words seriously, I thought
he was just kidding...

I teased and annoyed him
more, sexually. I called him 
gay panic made fun of how
his friends were making fun
of him, after they heard the 
prank call

CallmeDaddy:
*smh* expected

You were supposed to
sext 

Ifuckurdad:
Also... I told him he had
small dickie, teased him a
a lot about that asked him 
about noods, offered to be
his cheap sugar mommy, 
called him fake chaebol, sent
him some segg jokes...

GucciKing:
If I was at his place, I 
would def sue you with
million dollars

Ifuckurdad:
While sending segg joke...
we bet if I make him laugh, 
he'll pay me 10000... Which I 
did *dramatic hair flip*

CallmeDaddy:
-_-

Ifuckurdad:
He sent me one million wons 
instead, then I believed he's 
really filthy rich... He got to 
know my name + face 'cause 
it was on my PayWon.

Then he somehow hacked 
my phone(?) and make him
sent his 1 million + my saving, 
basically emptying my entire
bank account;-;

He then said, to obey him,
otherwise, he'll sue me. Then 
idk what snapped into him,
He transferred 1800000 on my 
account. He told me to answer

him, and not to block him
otherwise a team of his 
lawyers will be at my gate.

Now I'm fucked up

Chimin:
You are definitely
fucked up, from vajaja
and ass 

But hey, at least you have 
money right?

GucciKing:
Yeah gurl, btw
how much money 
he's asking for?

Ifuckurdad:
15 million 

GucciKing
0_0 

I can buy the entire Gucci
company from it

Low key you deserve it tho

Questioning someone's 
sexuality and dick size is 
bad

Chimin:
Even if you sell yourself
you won't be able to collect
that much amount or sell your
organs... no chance at all

Ifuckurdad:
@Chimin @GucciKing
Fuck u, thanks for 
moral support 

I fucking hate u both!

Where's Kook? He's
online but not replying

CallmeDaddy: 
Hmm I'm here

I wanna ask, did you both
called each other? 

Ifuckurdad: 
Nope, just chatted 

CallmeDaddy:
Impossible

Ifuckurdad:
Wut?

CallmeDaddy:
I know basic hacking and
stuff, yk that

Chimin:
Hmmm

CallmeDaddy:
And it's impossible
to know one location
without calling

Ifuckurdad:
No Kook, he said he
hired expert hacker

CallmeDaddy:
It's still impossible

He can't know about ur
location by your IP address

Yeah, he can know on 
which address your sim
card is registered

Ifuckurdad:
My sim card is registered
at Daegu's house...

He knows I don't live there,
He tried to sue me at first
chatting... he told me about
sending a lawyer team... I 
laughed at him telling him
it's my old house 

CallmeDaddy:
Then it is impossible

to know your current
location

And from your IP address
he can know your name 
nothing else

Ifuckurdad:
Then what about my
PayWon?

CallmeDaddy:
Change the passcode and
You disable your UPI

Ifuckurdad:
He can see his contact
name... I set it motherfucker
and he asked me to change it

CallmeDaddy:
With some minor hacking
you can see what does other
has saved your contact no. as

Ifuckurdad:
OMG!!!! I JUST WENT 
THROUGH OUR CHATS!!

I DIDN'T NOTICE!!

HE HAS SENT "YOU LIED,
YOU STILL LIVE THERE"

WHICH I DON'T!

DOES THAT MEAN I AM
SAFE!?

CallmeDaddy:
Absolutely

Ifuckurdad:
Omg! Jungkook I love
you!! I pray for you that
Aera and you got laid 
before the end of this sem

@CallmeDaddy do it
in my phone too, I wanna
know what he has saved my
contact as

CallmeDaddy:
OK

GucciKing:
So all set?

You no longer sed?

Chimin:
Jungkook, my boy!

You saved the day! 

I'll pray for you too

Ifuckurdad:
@GucciKing @Chimin
Hmmm, he's better than you

He helped me when you made
fun of me

Chimin:
Well I'm sorry, I'm not
educated in hacking ;-;

GucciKing:
Anyhow, you're
dom again

CallmeDaddy:
Thenks ;) @Chimin 

Ifuckurdad:
I'm not talking to you 
both until u buy today's
dinner, order take outs and 
pizza both 

I've another matter to solve

;)

GucciKing:
I'm already ordering pizza

@Chimin order Chinese take 
outs

Ifuckurdad:
Forgiven ;*

Now I'mma leave

Ifuckurdad went offline

I smiled wickedly as I opened the normal texting app and opened his contact. First of all, I changed his contact number. 

Sir Jin, more like Suck Jin. Asshole, he deserves no pussy! 

Me: 
I hope you die while
choking on someone's 
small dick!

***

A/N

I know, I said I like dom Jin but I love dom FL + I like to give you twist

Again for some funny + cringy content but I'll make sure not to do it over...

Also, I have changed my textfic style, hope now it makes it more realistic chatting.

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