95 liners + a bunny 

Ifuckurdad:
Guys!!

Wtf are you all?

I've massive tea!!

Chimin:
Please, I read that
what the fuck are you.

Please specify next time
that you mean where the
fuck

anyway, you know
I'm at the dance studio

GucciKing:
Lmao, same-

My boss is making me
do overtime.

Ifuckurdad:
@GucciKing fuck your
boss

GucciKing:
Ikr fuck Kim Seokjin.

CallmeDaddy:
I'm at a gaming store-

What's the tea?

Ifuckurdad:
Almost forgot!

You won't believe what
happened to me when
I went to take some snacks

GucciKing:
Don't tell me you
met the love of your life-

Ifuckurdad:
No silly, I didn't meet
Hobi! but I met-

*long dramatic pause*

Chimin:
You met whom?

CallmeDaddy:
Wait why she ain't
replying?

GucciKing:
Where did she go?

Chimin:
I was excited to
hear whom she met

Ifuckurdad:
I'm back!

Chimin:

GucciKing:
Fuck you— I was thinking
about this for the entire 13
mins.

CallmeDaddy:
D-did— did Jimin
just u-u-u-used a
MEME!?

GucciKing:
😲😲😲😲

Ifuckurdad:
Jimin— you use
a meme in no meme
GC.

Chimin:
Who the fuck made
this rule?

Fuck him/her

GucciKing:
You did.

Chimin:
Fuck me then

Ifuckurdad:
No, thanks

Anyways— fuck this
no meme rule

GucciKing:

CallmeDaddy:
Where were you? They were
getting impatient.

Chimin:
@Callmedaddy they? 🤨

Ifuckurdad
Sorry, I went to piss
and cooked some
ramen.

ANYWAYS!! THE PERSON
I MET WAS—

GucciKing:
Was?

Ifuckurdad:
KIM HAYOON!

Chimin:

GucciKing:

CallmeDaddy:

Ifuckurdad:
You don't believe me?

Do you think I'm lying?

Chimin:
We don't think, we believe

CallmeDaddy:

Chimin:
@CallmeDaddy THIS WAS THE FUCKING REASON I BANNED MEMES!!! NOT EVEN STARTING AND YOU ALREADY START STEALING MEMES!!!!

CallmeDaddy:
Well—

GucciKing:
Lmfao—

I've one too

Ifuckurdad:
I just stole your license
template and made mine.

Now Jimin is the one
who don't have any
the license I assume because

GucciKing:
BAHHAHAHAHA

CallmeDaddy:
Fuck the game almost fell
from my hand while laughing

Chimin:
This ain't funny!

Ifuckurdad:

This is

CallmeDaddy:
Indeed

Chimin:
So are we going
to forget she just
lied about meeting
Kim Hayoon

GucciKing:
OMO! I almost forgot

You lier Sunhee!

Ifuckurdad:
I'm not lying

CallmeDaddy:
How can we believe it?

Ifuckurdad:
I swear my Hoseok
I met Kim Hayoon!

Chimin:
O_O

Guys, she ain't lying

GucciKing:
Where, when, how the fuck
did you meet her!?

Ifuckurdad:
This evening near the
convenience store.
I went to take some snacks
and stuff. And there on my
way back, I bumped into her.

GucciKing:
What!? Was she alright?

Chimin:
Omo! Then what?

CallmeDaddy:
What the fuck she was
doing in this area?

Ifuckurdad:
Out of nowhere out
ask me for my clothes and
dragged me to the convenience
store. Turned out she want to
exchange because some paparazzi
were chasing her, we talked a couple
of minutes and exchanged clothes.
In last, she gave me her phone and
now I'm her friend

Chimin:
Well that came straight
outta a fanfiction—

Callmedaddy:
Lmao— ^ gonna
say that

Why it is so hard to believe?
Still— you didn't answer my
question wtf she was doing
here in this area?

GucciKing:
She is a free person, she
could be doing just roaming
around or something.

Ifuckurdad:
^ she told me she was
out for fresh air.

GucciKing:
See—

Callmedaddy:
Give me her number
JinHit announced she's
not dating anyone and
those rumors are fake.
I'll hit on her and who
knows in future I'm her baby
daddy 😏😏😏😏😏😏

GucciKing:
WTF JUNGKOOK NO!!!

Ifuckurdad:
Jungkook, I, a simple
college girl gets 5-6 thirst
messages on a daily—

Hayoon is a supermodel—
Imagine her sasaeng and those
thirsty males flooding into her DMS
will she notice/message you? who
is doing the same thing? Or is it
good to do this to someone?

CallmeDaddy:
You're right

Chimin:
Stop reading fanfictions
Jungkook. This ain't gonna
happen in real-life baby~

CallmeDaddy:

I'm sorry

Ifuckurdad:
It is okay

GucciKing:
Better change password
of your phone, Jungkook
knows it. He might sneak
in your phone again and
will take her number

Ifuckurdad:
Okay— everything
is understandable but
what the fuck do you
mean by 'again'?

CallmeDaddy:
Oh, shit Taehyung! You
Your big mouth!

YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSE
TO TELL THAT!

Ifuckurdad:
WHAT HE WASN'T SUPPOSED
TO TELL?

GucciKing:
JUNGKOOK STOP YOU'LL
MESS UP

Ifuckurdad:
TELL ME NOW!!

Chimin:
OMG WHY DO YOU GUYS
ARE YELLING!?

Ifuckurdad:
I WANNA KNOW WHAT
JUNGKOOK DID TO MY
PHONE— GEEZ IT IS
PERSONAL!

WHAT IF YOU GUYS SAW
THOSE HATE DMS?
Not send

@CallmeDaddy TELL ME
FUCKING NOW OR I AM
GOING BREAK YOUR PS4

CallmeDaddy:
No please not my PS4
That shit was so expensive

GucciKing:
Ya Sunhee! Not only
Jungkook but I and
Jimin play on it!

CallmeDaddy:
So what? You both were
involved in it too

Ifuckyourdad:
What!?

Istg I will kill y'all!!!

Confess your sins now
and I shall leave you
y'all punish

Chimin:
No. ☺

CallmeDaddy:

Ifuckurdad:
DO YOU FUCKING THINK
IT'S FUCKING FUNNY!??

THAT'S IT! SAY GOODBYE
TO YOUR PS4!

CallmeDaddy:

Noooo!

GucciKing:
WAIT!!! IMMA TELL YA

CallmeDaddy:

GucciKing
Fuck you, I want
PS4

It was all Jungkook's idea
to sneak into your phone
and take the number of that
prank call dude and message
him to investigate him. He
somehow manipulate us to join
us too so we end up taking his
number and added him to a group
chat where we tried to ask him all
but he didn't bulge— starting to ask
more information about you like who
are we? are we your frnd? Do we
study in the same college? We got
what he meant so we pulled his game
on him. We find her the name of that
haunted university name. We told
him you go to Converse High Arts
University (which is a haunted
college, coincidentally people
say there is some sort of ghost

name Sunhee.) Then to scare/punish
him more we added him to another
the group sent him a weird RIP Sunhee
the message then Jungkook sent him
MOMO picture saying it was Sunhee
and here she is.

After we don't know what happened.
That guy went offline and blocked us.

Chimin:

*me simply enjoying tea and
most funny moment of my life*

CallmeDaddy:

Why I'm feeling scared to
come back home?

Chimin:
Guys—

Why is she so quiet?

I'm so scared :')

GucciKing:
*lowkey panicking*

Good thing my boss went
to dine with his dad, otherwise
he would have fired me if he
would see me checking my
phone at every 0.5 seconds
while working

Ifuckurdad:

I'm back

GucciKing:
Uses meme + seems alright
mood: neutral
danger: none but can't say

Chimin:
Where were you?

Ifuckurdad:
Oh, nothing I was just doing
this

CallmeDaddy:
Suddenly I can hear
images

Chimin:
Lmao same

GucciKing:
Guys— the fact that
she just went out while
screaming— don't you think
it seems dangerous?

Ifuckurdad:
DO YOU GUYS FUCKING THINK
IT WAS/IS FUNNY???

DO YOU GUYS HAVE ANY IDEA
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!!!??

ARGHHHHSBSBEBEBBE
HENENSNDBDBNDBDBD

I FUCKING WANNA KILL
YOU ALL!!! WANNA CHOKE
YOU WITH MY OWN BARE
HANDS!!!!

SO THIS WAS THE REASON
WHY WERE WE WASNT TEXTING ME
BACK SINCE TWO DAYS! LEAVING
ME ON READING— WHY? BECAUSE
HE NOW THINKS THAT I'M SOME
SORT OF GHOST!! AHHH I WAS HERE
THINKING WHY HE WAS DOING
THAT!

GucciKing:
Oh— that man is
a scary cat

Ifuckurdad:
Excuse me?

YOUR PRIORITY IS THIS?

YOU SHOULD BE SAYING
SORRY TO ME

Chimin:
Sorry Sunhee

CallmeDaddy:
Sorry Sunhee

GucciKing:
I'm sorry Sunhee

Ifuckurdad:
I don't need your sorry!

I won't talk to you guys!
It is wrong to peak my phone!
even after you know the pass.
You did a wrong thing, that guy
and I were becoming civilians,
I was enjoying his company and
now you guys ruined it all!

He was the only guy except
you whom I could talk to freely,
can be me, someone who won't
shame me, who won't make me feel
disgusted or someone who won't
call me names like whore slut etc!
Not send

Thank you! Thank you very much!

Good night! The ramen packet
and leftover ice cream in the freezer,
that's your dinner I'm going to sleep
(if I can sleep)

With