Hogwarts Hoe's

Hermitcrab: Alright whos
this crusty ass bitch? And why
the fuck is she trying to look
like Georgina from Mean girls?
Ronnie: And it's not even a
Wednesday too!

Rainonme: I want
to murder her

Hermitcrab: Not yet,
we need to make a plan and
then murder her.
Ronnie: Who is this Mione and
how can I get her to stay?

Rainonme: You
can't. She's a once in a
lifetime deal.
You only get her once 😢

Ronnie: Damn, I was
really looking forward
to hanging with this Hermione😔
Rainonme:
Me too. Me too😔

Mione: Now whats this pink
blob up too! Can't she just sit
her squibly pink ass down and shut
her stupied mouth!!!!!!!

Rainonme:
I don't think she
knows how?

blaisebikini: I want
to punch her in the face
theodore: Same!!
Freddie: George and I were
thinking about all the
pranks we could pull on this toad.
Gerogewashington: Yes, it
is going to be great!

Rainonme: I am in

Hermitcrab: Same.
I'm still planning
the murder though

Rainonme: Oh me too.

Potty: Ray? Is my contact
name seriously still 'Potty'?!
Mine for you is 'Love'! Thats
not fair!

Rainonme: Fine. I'll
change it. I've been meaning
to change a lot of my contact
names anyways.

chochangedme:
Please change mine.
Please.
cedrickroll: If anything
change mine!
Hermitcrab: Your not named
HERMIT FUCKING CRAB!
Ronnie: Did Mione just....
curse?
Hermitcrab: Yeah. So?

Rainonme: Okay
looks like everyones name
needs to be changed aparently.

Whos happy with their name?

Nev: I mean mines okay.
Its just Nev.
Luna: Mines good to!
Potty: Why do they get nonshitty
nicknames?!

Rainonme:
Becasue... I don't know.

Potty: Sureee

Rainonme: Anywaysss
I'll change your nicknames now

Potty: Thank you!!!

Rainonme changed Potty to hubby
Nev to herb master
Luna to future weasley
hermitcrab to mione
Ronnie to ginger ale
gin to guinea
Enzoned to wallnut
freddy to fredo
georgewashinton to washington
blasiebikini to bikini
theodore to chicken stealer
chicken stealer to scrappy
bean to deanie
seaupee to seamusty
purple💜 to lav
pav to pov
chochangedme to chewy
cedrickroll to chedder
oliver to captain
lee to lows
angelina to angry
katie to kitkat

angry: What. The. Fuck
kitkat: This is why I don't
go on this chat
chewy: I asked for a decent
nickname not for a NAME THAT
SIGNIFIES A TYPE OF FOOD!
chedder: At least your not food
wallnut: Yeah!
kitkat: I hear you on that one
herdmaster: Hey! I liked my
nickname!
hubby: I like my nickname😌
mione: Of course you do.
Thanks Rains btw I like mine
much better
Ginger ale: I'm sure you do.
Why am I a drink? You could
have at least done butterbeer?
Thats orange right?

Rainonme: No,
its brown ronnie. Also
I liked yours and I'm not
changing anyones.

scarppy: Fine then
we'll change yours.
pov: REVENGE!

lav: Mines actually fine.
Its what Raina calls me anyways
seamusty: Thats probably
because she couldn't think
of anything bad. Example:
deany: Mines werid.
captain: Mines great!
Btw practice starts at 5 today!!!
Don't be late!!!
hubby: Got it!

Rainonme: Good luck
on finding a bad nickname
for me, I'm to hard to
insult.

Dramaqueen: Plz.
Your easy.

Rainonme: Cause
your annoying.

Dramaqueen: 3 seconds is
a world record for me.

Rainonme: Lets see
if I run all the way to
your dorm and smother you
with your own pillow. That would
take about an hour. So world
record for me too😃

Dramaqueen:
Good luck getting into
the dorms. I'm a Prefect so
I can easily take away points
Mione: Well so can Ronald and I.
Were prefects as well!
Dramaqueen: Really? Weaslbee is
a prefect? Well thats a laugh
Gingerale: Don't make me take
points away.
Dramaqueen: Try me.
hubby: Okay thats enough. As
much as taking points away from
Draco would be great. We both
have to deal with pink
toad over there
scrappy: And giving Rains
a terrible contact name.

Rainonme: Hey! And her
name is umbitch.

scrappy changed rainonme to skypee

scrappy: There!
seamusty: Much better
chewy: I am laughing so hard
REVENAGE!!
chedder: She is laughing, or
was. Now shes just standing
and yelling "YESS" around the
appartment
pov: I will be doing the same.
mione: me too.
gingerale: Honestly, I
say Rainos is the worst
out of everyones.
guinea: Agreed. Also
guinea pigs are adorable! So HA

lows: Whats a lows?
bikini: Why? Just why?
I mean don't get me wrong, your
name sucks Raina, but bikini? Really?
wallnut: At least your not
named after something that
can kill.
seamusty: Huh?
deanie: Some people
are allergic to nuts, and some
people will die if they even
come in contact.
seamusty: Oh. Is pink
toad allergic to nuts?!
guinea: Idk, lets try it!
mione: I want in

skypee: You guys
are embarssing. Also Lows is
a hardware store and yes bikini
is amazing. Skypee? That
makes no sense.

angry: Your nickname
is Rains, like Rain. And rain
comes down. Like pee

skypee: oh.

mione: wait if Lows is a
store shouldn't it be uppercased?

skypee: yes.

mione: so why isn't it?

skypee: cause its
funnier like that.

mione: Okay.
Gingerale: Lunch!!
Sorry guys but food
is imporant.
guinea: Okay Ron.

skypee: Night
walk anyone?

Wallnut: where did that
some from?

skypee: Idk

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h.j.potter posted

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h.j.potter: Escaped from Hogwarts

angelina.jonhson: Thats what was going one. I thought a bunch of elves were clumsy
\>> rain.lupinss: Well, I'm short and clumsy. So close enough.
\>> notfred: Your not wrong skypee
\>> mother.kene: When did skypee happen?
\>> notgeorge: Its a nickname we gave rains since her nickname is rain and rain is just skypee.
\>> rain.lupinss: DON'T GIVE HER IDEAS
\>> mother.kene: I like it, picasso.
\>> rain.lupinss: Mother, don't you dare.
\>> mother.kene: To late.
\>> rain.lupinss: I'm done.

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queen.gin: Late night vibes

rain.lupinss: LOVEE BITCH
\>> queen.gin: I made sure to get your good side 😌
\>> rain.lupinss: I love you even more.

mione.grang: Yesssssss
\>> ronisking_weasley: Why are you guys hyping her post up when we all have similar ones up. Also we were all there!
|>> queen.gin: Hush Ronald Billus Weasley. No one cares.
\>> ronisking_weasley: Okay Ginvera Molly Weasley.
\>> molly.weasley: I have been summond?
\>> queen.gin: Mom, its just Ron saying my middle name
\>> molly.weasley: Oh, wait why were you kids off school grounds?!
\>> queen.gin: ABORT!!!

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ronisking_weasley

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ronisking_weasley: Weridos

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