I Am Not Crying, You Are!

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*taps mic, spotlight set* 'Hello my chiggaaas! Did you miss me?' 

*Shoves Ray off the stage* 'I am sorry about that.' 

'What is wrong with you Asher! I was greeting my beloved fans!' 

'Shutup.'

'Kay.'

'So we have gathered here today to mark the-'

*Ray hollers from below* 'You are making it sound like a funeral.'

*Ignores* 'We are here today because-' 

*steps in and snatches the mic* 'WE REACHED 10M READS!(for some strange reason). 

*crickets creaking*

'Yes, yes you can stop clapping now. So we have decided to do a special question and answers round!'

'First question is for....me! Oh wow! Question : Ray why are you so awesome?

Oh my God like stap- ' *Asher pulls him back and gives an apologetic smile* 

*clears throat and drinks water * 'So the first question is for Mae, Mae are you a werewolf?'

Mae : Uh..I don't think so. I don't remember being transformed into a wolf though. So I don't think I am..*smiles*

'Second question is for Ryan, when did you meet Asher and Ray exactly?'

Ryan : I met them while I was still in the orphanage, Mr. Stone took us all under his wing. I remember how I saw him picking up my..uh..powerpuff girls pillow cover which my parents had bought me, this made me angry and I tackled him down . *Ray snorts* After that he pin pointed at me and adopted me as his son. One weird man he is. 

*crickets creaking*

Ryan: Wha-

'OKAY! Next question is for Asher, that is me,Dear Asher, I heard food is your bae, are you both getting married?' 

Asher: Ah, food kind of rejected my proposal you know, but you can continue with me in the second book. So I am here to stay for a while *gives a small wave*

Next is for Ray, finally I permit you to speak *whines in the background* Did you upload Ryan's birthday picture online? 

Ray: I did and it went viral , lmao. I won't ever let him live it down-

'Okay that's enough.' 

'Hey! I was speaking'

Next is again for Ryan, Ryan are you a fan of EXO?

Ryan : EXO? The only exo I know is some exo planets shit which Mae keeps ranting about ever since she became an Astonomer. *Mae glares* I lo-love that amazing thing!

Next is for me again, Asher what is your kink? 

Asher : Well *plays careless whisper in the background* there are many let me list- 

*covers his mouth* 'There are kids here' 

*struggles* ' Right, KiDs!'  *Points to the back of the neck and winks as Ray drags him away* 

'Finally, I can speak now. And stop playing that saxophone tune!'

'Next is for Caleb, oh well, Dear Caleb, how is hell?'

Caleb : Burning *sarcastic smile* 

'Next, Ray will we get to see you again somewhere?' 

Ray : Well if the author decides to allow me to spread my sunshine and awesomeness then maybe. 

'Now one more for Mae, Mae how does a clam voice sound?'

Mae : Uh, *curses author for the typo* what do you think? Click click click ? 

'Last one for the author, do you stalk your readers?'

Author : Stalk? Excuse me! No....well mayb-NO! I do go through all your comments though.

'Well we are done for now but in this chapter we will answer all your questions,so if you want to ask anything to any character or the author you can drop your question in the comments and it will be answered. ' 

*hands over mic to author*

Hi dear readers how are you? *gives a  cookie box to each one* 

Thank you so much for all the love and support! Honestly, I still cannot believe this book reached so many reads. Wow

I know I had said that I don't want to make a sequel but how can I leave Asher alone. The other characters will have a minor role there as well. I am still working on it, there is just so much happening that the book's completion is getting delayed. Anyway, you can check it out and feel free to express your opinion on it. 

So to mark 10M I have decided to do a small thing-

1. A fan one-shot challenge, you can write the one shot including any one, two, all, or as many book characters as you wish(for example, you can write with Mae or Ryan or only Asher etc.), you can elaborate a scene from the book or write your own version/scene. You are free to use your own creativity. There is no word limit. After you are done DM me your story link and I will go through it.

Prize : Only one winner will be there. A chance for you to have a cameo in the sequel in a chapter or two (the sequel is 'Smirks and Glares') . A follow from me. A shout out and that one shot published here as a special bonus chapter. 

2. A fan edit/art/trailer

Prize : Best two or three. If fan edits or arts, it will be included in the special chapter, if a trailer it will be linked in the first chapter. Follow from me. A shout out. 

3. Book Cover 

 Prize: Again there will be only one winner and the cover will replace the present one, all credit will be given. A follow from me and a shout out. 

DEADLINE IS 1st JUNE

You can send all these to my email which is there in my profile. 

You can take part in either one or two or all three.

Or if you don't want to then too it's fine. I still love all of you. *sends love* 

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